van Berlo >>>> you

[Von Douche]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

If a tree falls in the woods and no-one's there to hear it then VB probably kicked it down.

Nathan Buckley refused to fly to Subiaco because he knew he'd have to fly directly over Van Berlo country - and we all know the only thing worse than seeing an angry Nathan Van Berlo is NOT seeing an angry Nathan Van Berlo.

Be afraid tigers fans.

Oh, and for all the BHAStards. Van Berlo is angered by your silly word games. He plans on thinking Brian Harris dead the next time we play you guys.

 

[Punchy Bassett]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

And the latest score from these 2 teams please?

Oh and thanks for Scott Thompson.

And for giving us Nathan Bassett for the mercurial talents that were Brent Williams and Matthew Collins

Bassett >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rivers!

 

[Drummond]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Absolute gold Von Douche, and every Crows supporter who has contributed in this classic thread.

 

[DaveW]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Care factor board

That would this board.

 

[Gets!]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Absolute gold Von Douche, and every Crows supporter who has contributed in this classic thread.

It will go down in the history books no doubt.

But seriously, the kid is a gun

 

[Gets!]

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[Grenade]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Absolute gold Von Douche, and every Crows supporter who has contributed in this classic thread.

Agreed - one of the funniest threads I've read.

How many players should we put on Van Berlo this week? 4 or 5?
I was worried about the result but now I'm dead-set pannicking.

Without V.B: Crows by 60
With V.B: Is there such thing as an infinite winning score?

 

[Drummond]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Agreed - one of the funniest threads I've read.

How many players should we put on Van Berlo this week? 4 or 5?
I was worried about the result but now I'm dead-set pannicking.

Without V.B: Crows by 60
With V.B: Is there such thing as an infinite winning score?

That's the spirit!

 

[Von Douche]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

John West accepts the tuna Van Berlo rejects.

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Van Berlo would never have to run from a police car to avoid drink driving charges as there isn't enough booze in the whole of Australia to get him even slightly drunk.
It wouldn't matter though, because Van Berlo never needs to drive anywhere as he's faster than any current commercial vehicle, and has better fuel economy.

 

[RoosterLad]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Haha this thread is even better than when i last read it yesterday! gold form boys!

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

If you re-arrange the letters in Van Berlo's name, you get the words "BARN LOVE".
Van Berlo was conceived in a barn... just like Phar Lap.

 

[Gets!]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

If you re-arrange the letters in Van Berlo's name, you get the words "BARN LOVE".
Van Berlo was conceived in a barn... just like Phar Lap.

But unlike Phar Lap, Van Berlo runs a lot faster and can do it for longer.

 

[crowsarethebest]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

But unlike Phar Lap, Van Berlo runs a lot faster and can do it for longer.

Van Berlo> Phar Lap

 

[Crow-eater]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

I've never laughed so hard in my life. keep it goin boys

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

The web page http://www.vanberlo.com/ is not in english for security reasons, as it holds all known information about the construction of the cyborg we have come to know as Nathan Van Berlo. Instead, it is in a special language that Van Berlo invented. He is the only being in the universe capable of understanding this language, and he has named it "Dutch", after his least favourite kind of oven.

 

[Drummond]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

The web page http://www.vanberlo.com/ is not in english for security reasons, as it holds all known information about the construction of the cyborg we have come to know as Nathan Van Berlo. Instead, it is in a special language that Van Berlo invented. He is the only being in the universe capable of understanding this language, and he has named it "Dutch", after his least favourite kind of oven.

Pretty nifty website he’s got there.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

There are definately some very funny ers on these boards -

Mods - please sticky this thread.....and also submit to the next time capsule......to be re-opened in the Year of Our VB.......2056.

nice work ....(but if VB was on big footy he would make it funnier)

 

[Gets!]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Wow you're easily amused

Laughter is the spice of life

Unless of course your VB, then decking opposition ruckman is.

 

[PERRIEEEEEE!!!]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

I thought our season was over when the Sarge was gunned down in battle, but I needed have worried. VB manfully accepted the gaunlet the Pezmeister threw down as he was clutching his knee in agony and whispered "for you Uncle Ian, I'll turn this rabble into premiership material". The rest is history and a soon to be magical motion picture directed by mel gibson, complete with trademark whips and chains: "MAN BERLO vs CHRIS DUDD". can't wait for the happy meal figurines...

 

[ollie73]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Who's Van Berlo????

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Who's Van Berlo????

Plays in the Moe Seconds I think

 

[Alex99]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

www.nathanvanberlo.com.au


Nathan Van Berlo >>>>>>>> Daylight >>>>>>>> Anthony Mundine, Muhammad Ali and Danny green together.

That’s how good he is.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Plays in the Moe Seconds I think

VB would not wipe his dog's bottom with the Moe seconds

 

[Von Douche]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Who's Van Berlo????

Wash your mouth out.

He singlehandedly brought down zee chermans in WWII. Adolf Hitler heard word that Nathan Van Berlo had travelled back through time to bring an end to the war Van Berlo style. He subsequently killed himself upon hearing this news. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were merely examples of a Nathan Van Berlo Thunderpunch. The Japanese to this day refer to him as roughly translated "white angry punching kicking killing ghost demon"