West Coast Eagles Nickname DataBase

[scooterselwood]

hey guys thought it might be a good idea to make a thread dedicated to our players' nicknames. Reason being, there is noobs out there who aren't familiar with them and there are some funny nicknames out there aswell. Basically this thread is for shits and giggles.

Ash Arrowsmith - Sidewshow Ash, Aerosmith
Liam Bedford - Backseat, Manchester, Snooze
Mitch Brown - No nickname is worthy of association with Mitch Brown
Sam Butler - Jeeves
Adam Cockie - Dance, Polly
Dean Cox - Big Cox, Coxy, Sux
Ryan Davis - Radar, Ravis
Brad Ebert - Ernie, Ebo
Andrew Embley - Embers
Chad Fletcher - Fletch, Zoolander
Darren Glass - Glassy
Ash Hansen - Big Red
Tim Houlihan - Harrow Thunderbolt
Adam Hunter - Hunts, Mullet
Shannon Hurn - Bunga, Manchild
Brett Jones - BJ, Bones
Jordan Jones - JJ, JoJo
Josh Kennedy - JK, The FRIDGE, JFK
Daniel Kerr - Kerry, Roger
Mark LeCras - French Stick, The Frenchman, Lecca
Quinten Lynch - The Big Unit, Big Lynch, Lynchy, Q Stick, Big Q, Megaphone Man, Bullbar
Eric MacKenzie - E-Mac
Chris Masten - Masto, Mastenpiece
Pat McGinnity - Paddy Mac
Ben McKinley - B-Mac, Benny Mac, Big Mac
Jamie McNamara - J-Mac
Nick Naitanui - NickNat, Shredder, Flying Fijian, Sideshow Bob, Magic Mushroom
Mark Nicoski - Nicostly, Nico, Knickers
Tony Notte - Twig, Fat Tony, Beanpole
Matt Priddis - Sideshow Bob
Matt Rosa - Petal, Ratt
Will Schofield - Woefield
Mark Seaby - Seabs
Adam Selwood - Bunnings
Scott Selwood - Scooter
Luke Shuey - Shubba, Boots
Ashley Smith - Flash
Matt Spangher - Spangles, Spanner, The Spang
Brent Staker - Stakes, Mis-Taker, Mistakes, Buffy
Tyson Stenglein - Stinga
Lewis Stevenson - Steve
Will Sullivan - Sully
Tom Swift - Suzuki
Beau Waters -TAN, Taxi
Beau Wilkes - Suzi
Callum Wilson - Willo
David Wirrpanda - Wirra

 

[Masten_Magic]

Luke Shuey- Shubba
Adam Hunter- Hunts
Lewis Stevenson- Steve

 

[Marlin01]

Tony Notte - Twig

You forgot my favourite... Fat Tony.

 

[Crimson King]

Hurn - Bunga
Masten - Masto

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Ashley Arrowsmith - Sideshow Ash, Aerosmith
Sam Butler - Jeeves
Adam Cockie - Dance
Brad Ebert - Ernie
Chad Fletcher - Zoolander (models, can't turn right)
Shannon Hurn - Bunga, Manchild
Josh Kennedy - THE FRIDGE!!!
Luke Shuey - Boots
Tom Swift - Suzuki
Beau Wilkes - Suzi

Added a few. Can't take the credit for most of them, but Suzuki is mine.

 

[Crimson King]

That Chad Fletcher one is pure gold, Fivey!

 

[lewigie]

Jordan Jones - JoJo

 

[fryzie]

Mitch Brown needs something more epic than Browny.

Where was he born? I know he was drafted from North Ballaret - The Ballarat Bull?

 

[mitchzz]

I thought the Eagles were nicknaming Naitanui as Sideshow Bob?

Liam Bedford can be nicknamed something like Comfy, of Beds Plus.

Few more.

Ryan Davis - Ravis
Ebert - Ebo
Josh Kennedy - JFK (Josh F**king Kennedy)
Lynch - The Q Stick
Masten - The Mastenpiece
Nicoski - Nico
Wilson - Willo
Sullivan - Sullo
Selwood's - Selley 1 and Selley 2?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

That Chad Fletcher one is pure gold, Fivey!

Not my own work sadly.

Thought of another one over lunch for Brown. If Kennedy is the Fridge, Brown can be the Freezer, and we can have matching appliances in the forward line. Thoughts?

 

[DrTomSwift]

shuey: 22ey and shoe

 

[Mop]

Kerr - Roger (Official nickname)
Naita - Sideshow Bob (Official nickname), Magic Mushroom
Notte - Beanpole
Lynch - Megaphone Man (One of the official nicknames)
MacKenzie - Eric the Eel
Hanson - Mm-Bop

 

[scooterselwood]

Kerr - Roger (Official nickname)
Naita - Sideshow Bob (Official nickname), Magic Mushroom
Notte - Beanpole
Lynch - Megaphone Man (One of the official nicknames)
MacKenzie - Eric the Eel
Hanson - Mm-Bop

some of those are certainly gay

 

[beatlesmith]

I heard 'downhill skier' for Priddis at training.
I hope boots catches on, that was my suggestion!

No one nickname can handle mitch brown. The beast is more of an apt description, rather than a nickname.

 

[Quinz]

LeCras- The Frenchman (it's french for The Gun)
Kennedy- JFK
Matt Rosa- Petal
Staker- Buffy
Hunter- Mullet

 

[Mop]

some of those are certainly gay

You wanted nicknames, you can't just disclude them because you don't like them.

 

[Mop]

Oh, Matt Rosa - Ratt (yes, two t's)

 

[beatlesmith]

LeCras- The Frenchman (it's french for The Gun)
Kennedy- JFK
Matt Rosa- Petal
Staker- Buffy
Hunter- Mullet

Lecras translates to "the cras". 'Cras' is similar to 'croire', meaning believe, and 'croix/croise' which means cross. Perhaps he is our saviour? Or perhaps we should believe?
Either way it is deep and hypeworthy

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Spangher can't be the only one without a nickname, surely.

Spangles?

 

[wce_all_da_way]

Spangher can't be the only one without a nickname, surely.

Spangles?

It is a choice of Spang, Spangles and the Oranguspang courtesy of Max Power at EFH.

 

[Ochre]

Lynch - Bullbar
Waters - Taxi

 

[Quinz]

Lecras translates to "the cras". 'Cras' is similar to 'croire', meaning believe, and 'croix/croise' which means cross. Perhaps he is our saviour? Or perhaps we should believe?
Either way it is deep and hypeworthy

It was a joke beatle.

But LeCras could well be our saviour.

 

[Prolix]

Lecras translates to "the cras".

Not the Cras, the Craw!

...*cough* anyway...

 

[adagio]

Lecca is another of Lecras' nicknames.

Some suggestions:
Lewis Stevenson - Louie the Fly
Will Schofield - Schoers (don't like Woefield - if you're going to combine the names, makes it Schills )
Matt Spangher - Spanner, Toolman, Mr Fix-It etc.
Liam Bedford - Manchester (MAN-CHEST..er), Snooze, Bogeyman, Silky
Mitch Brown - He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (such is the fear he will instill in the opposition). But simply "Hulk" is nice too

 

[archiemoses]

I still think Nait Dogg is appropriate for naitanui.