What does 'Have a slash' mean to you?

[BomberGal]

4 votes?

It would seem he's called his mates...

 

[In And Under Tiger]

Cannot believe that you guys don't know the meaning of taking a slash.

You are thinking of the saying 'to take a salad'.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=take a salad

 

[Niximus]

Haha

Sportman: "I'm off to have a slash"
Mate 1: "No worries mate, have one for me while you're there"
Sportman: "Haha...yeah"

10 minutes later...

Mate 2: "Where'd Sportman go?"
Mate 1: "Having a slash"
Mate 2: "That's some slash"

10 minutes later...

Mate 1: "You took your time"
Sportman: "Took some time to get inspiration"
Mate 2: "What do ya mean 'inspiration'?"
Sportman: "Ya know, the old spank bank"
Mate 1: "So you had a slash and a toss?"
Sportman: "It's the same thing ya dork"
Mate 2: "You're an effing idiot"
Sportman: "I'll prove it to you"

*Logs on..."What does 'Have a slash' mean to you?

11.30am, Friday 17 October...

Mate 2: "Told you you're an effing idiot"

or

Mate 1: "I'm going for a slash, back in a sec"
Sportman: "What, where?"
Mate 1: "In the toilets, where else would I go?"
Sportman: "So what, you're going to go in a cubicle and have a slash?"
Mate: "No, I generally do it at the urinal"
Sportman: ", there will be other guys there"
Mate 1: "Well yeah but they will be having a slash too"
Sportman: "Since when do guys go to the pub loo for a slash in front of everybody?"
Mate 1: "Err, since always, they do it at every pub I've ever been to"
Mate 2: "Actually I think I might come for a slash with you"
Mate 1: "Aight then, Sportman do you need a slash?"
Sportman: "Um, well ok guys I'll come and have a slash with you but I've never done this before"
Mate 1: "It nothing mate, I've been doing it as long as I can remember"
Sportman: "Well OK then, here goes.."

Sportman proceeds to pull out his wang and starts beating it at the urinal.

Mate 1: "DUDE......WHAT.......THE..............****????"

 

[stimpy]

or

Mate 1: "I'm going for a slash, back in a sec"
Sportman: "What, where?"
Mate 1: "In the toilets, where else would I go?"
Sportman: "So what, you're going to go in a cubicle and have a slash?"
Mate: "No, I generally do it at the urinal"
Sportman: ", there will be other guys there"
Mate 1: "Well yeah but they will be having a slash too"
Sportman: "Since when do guys go to the pub loo for a slash in front of everybody?"
Mate 1: "Err, since always, they do it at every pub I've ever been to"
Mate 2: "Actually I think I might come for a slash with you"
Mate 1: "Aight then, Sportman do you need a slash?"
Sportman: "Um, well ok guys I'll come and have a slash with you but I've never done this before"
Mate 1: "It nothing mate, I've been doing it as long as I can remember"
Sportman: "Well OK then, here goes.."

Sportman proceeds to pull out his wang and starts beating it at the urinal.

Mate 1: "DUDE......WHAT.......THE..............****????"

hahahahahahaha

edit: the attention seekers voting for jacking off are really annoying. Would have been better if sportman was the only one who voted for jacking off. You guys obviously know what it really means so can you stop being lame and vote properly.

 

[Next Of Kin]

Cannot believe that you guys don't know the meaning of taking a slash.

You are thinking of the saying 'to take a salad'.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=take a salad

Yes I have always known to take a wee to be call taking a salad. That's what everyone I know calls it.

 

[Niximus]

OK Name and Shame.

The Following 5 people voted for option 1

goal sneak, In And Under Tiger, Next Of Kin, scottyD, Sportman1987

 

[stimpy]

The following posters are lame attention seekers and should be trolled and harassed for atleast one week;

goal sneak, In And Under Tiger, Next Of Kin, scottyD

 

[BomberGal]

Cannot believe that you guys don't know the meaning of taking a slash.

You are thinking of the saying 'to take a salad'.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=take a salad

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=take+a+slash

Pwned

 

[Crowing Around]

LMAO can't believe i'm still laughing at this thread.

Oh, and the role plays above are ****ing hilarious!!!

 

[Niximus]

The following posters are lame attention seekers and should be trolled and harassed for atleast one week;



goal sneak, In And Under Tiger, Next Of Kin, scottyD

Too slow..

 

[stimpy]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=take+a+slash

Pwned

hahaha that's awesome, pwnd by his own link. What an idiot.

The self pwning machine bought to you by (something like) tigers and under

 

[stimpy]

Too slow..

yeah i guess although i expanded on your post by suggesting a course of action.

 

[Next Of Kin]

The following posters are lame attention seekers and should be trolled and harassed for atleast one week;

goal sneak, In And Under Tiger, Next Of Kin, scottyD

You are a goose pal. Different words have differents meanings depending on what area you come from. I am from Gippsland champ and everytime I have heard the term to take a slash it has been referred to taking a wank. As has been previously mentioned, to take a piss is referred to as taking a salad.

 

[stimpy]

You are a goose pal. Different words have differents meanings depending on what area you come from. I am from Gippsland champ and everytime I have heard the term to take a slash it has been referred to taking a wank. As has been previously mentioned, to take a piss is referred to as taking a salad.

and here i was thinking you were trying to get attention... my bad.

You're just incredibly stupid.

 

[Next Of Kin]

Yeah good one stimpy. Would someone really stupid own a business?

 

[Niximus]

Yeah good one stimpy. Would someone really stupid own a business?

Evidently yes.

 

[stimpy]

Evidently yes.

I was waiting for someone else to answer because i was afraid it was a trick queston.

 

[goal sneak]

Sorry to burst your bubble guys but Next Of Kin and In And Under Tiger are right. In West Gippsland around the areas of Koo Wee Rup, Lang Lang, Nar Nar Goon, Cora Lynn taking a piss is referred to as taking a salad and taking a slash refers to having a wank. I am not sure why this is, but it has been this way as long as I have been in the area.

 

[BomberGal]

Yeah good one stimpy. Would someone really stupid own a business?

Well, it's Gippsland...

 

[stimpy]

Well, it's Gippsland...

He owns his own hay riding business.

 

[MinerBoy]

You are a goose pal. Different words have differents meanings depending on what area you come from. I am from Gippsland champ and everytime I have heard the term to take a slash it has been referred to taking a wank. As has been previously mentioned, to take a piss is referred to as taking a salad.

I am also from Gippsland and have never heard the phrase 'have a slash' mean anything but urinating. Taking a salad is one I have never heard. Unless you go to a party and actually ...take....a....salad.

 

[Sportman1987]

You are a goose pal. Different words have differents meanings depending on what area you come from. I am from Gippsland champ and everytime I have heard the term to take a slash it has been referred to taking a wank. As has been previously mentioned, to take a piss is referred to as taking a salad.

Brilliant insightful post from an intelligent man, you said it betta than anyone on here

 

[Sportman1987]

or

Mate 1: "I'm going for a slash, back in a sec"
Sportman: "What, where?"
Mate 1: "In the toilets, where else would I go?"
Sportman: "So what, you're going to go in a cubicle and have a slash?"
Mate: "No, I generally do it at the urinal"
Sportman: ", there will be other guys there"
Mate 1: "Well yeah but they will be having a slash too"
Sportman: "Since when do guys go to the pub loo for a slash in front of everybody?"
Mate 1: "Err, since always, they do it at every pub I've ever been to"
Mate 2: "Actually I think I might come for a slash with you"
Mate 1: "Aight then, Sportman do you need a slash?"
Sportman: "Um, well ok guys I'll come and have a slash with you but I've never done this before"
Mate 1: "It nothing mate, I've been doing it as long as I can remember"
Sportman: "Well OK then, here goes.."

Sportman proceeds to pull out his wang and starts beating it at the urinal.

Mate 1: "DUDE......WHAT.......THE..............****????"

oh har har very funny guys real mature

 

[beez]

Brilliant insightful post from an intelligent man, you said it betta than anyone on here

I am confused, no sarcasm?

 

[thegreenmachine]

It has always been to take a piss. No one has ever told me otherwise.