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Dinsdale said:
upper management who carry on like abunch of 18 year olds on a contiki tour.

displaying no visible signs of integrity, leadership, morals. respect levels are -ve.
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hmmm apt description, you ll find most places are exactly like this, these kids dont want to let go of control as chances are they were put in the position by their friends..rise repeat... without have any merit to do the job.
 
Tyler Durden007 said:
Women have no sense of direction. I generally know the direction I'm facing all the time. North, East, West, South. Every woman I've ever been with hasn't had the slightest clue how to navigate, so I always told them to STFU and let me get us there.
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Did some orienteering once to find a campsite. The gals were great for keeping us on point for later.
 

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Queues at Airports.

Flew last night and had to wait for check in, security, and boarding gate. Then had to wait to get on the tarmac then had to wait on the tarmac to get on the ****ing plane.
 
Chappyuk said:
Queues at Airports.

Flew last night and had to wait for check in, security, and boarding gate. Then had to wait to get on the tarmac then had to wait on the tarmac to get on the ******* plane.
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Especially when its at 5am and flying to Sydney. Nothing worse

**** off 5am
**** off Sydney
 
Chappyuk said:
Queues at Airports.

Flew last night and had to wait for check in, security, and boarding gate. Then had to wait to get on the tarmac then had to wait on the tarmac to get on the ******* plane.
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When I used to go to Canberra a fair bit and then onto Sydney, I was the boss man so I could go at a reasonable hour rather than 6 ****en am. First time was WTF? I had to go all the way down the Qantas terminal to the very end, down the stairs. Off onto the tarmac to catch a small propeller plane... mother ****er! Those bastards bounce around like tennis balls in the air. I was more careful about booking flights after that.
 
Woolies in Smith St Collingwood is a riot. There is campaigners there that should just be put down like a lame dog. There's always the same old guy out there asking for money sucking on a bottle of the cheapest wine he can find. You ignore him and he starts ****ing abusing you! **** YOU campaigner! I'm just going to get some ****ing bananas you ****ing cheap disgusting piece of shit!

The funniest thing about Woolies Collingwood is the Junkie BBQ, it's there most days. Right outside the Woolies door. Snags are like $2 and the ****ing crowd that surrounds him for a 'cooked meal' is just amazing. They think they are ****ing gangsters, you're not ...you're just a campaigner on the dole with a shiny ****ing tracksuit that your Uncle left you in his ****ing will. Your chain isn't gold dickhead, it's spray painted I can see the chips in it you ****ing clown. Then those pursed ****ing lips that I assume he thinks portrays toughness. I can't tell if you want to kill me or **** me you duck faced campaigner.
 
KardiniaPark said:
Woolies in Smith St Collingwood is a riot. There is campaigners there that should just be put down like a lame dog. There's always the same old guy out there asking for money sucking on a bottle of the cheapest wine he can find. You ignore him and he starts ******* abusing you! **** YOU campaigner! I'm just going to get some ******* bananas you ******* cheap disgusting piece of shit!

The funniest thing about Woolies Collingwood is the Junkie BBQ, it's there most days. Right outside the Woolies door. Snags are like $2 and the ******* crowd that surrounds him for a 'cooked meal' is just amazing. They think they are ******* gangsters, you're not ...you're just a campaigner on the dole with a shiny ******* tracksuit that your Uncle left you in his ******* will. Your chain isn't gold dickhead, it's spray painted I can see the chips in it you ******* clown. Then those pursed ******* lips that I assume he thinks portrays toughness. I can't tell if you want to kill me or **** me you duck faced campaigner.
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Thing that I found most amusing when I worked around there was the every derro and junkie seemed to have a new Collingwood membership cap.

It's like Eddie walked down there and handed out memberships instead of loose change.

'Excuse me Mr Maguire can you spare a couple of dollars for food'
'No but here's a Collingwood membership'
 

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KardiniaPark said:
Woolies in Smith St Collingwood is a riot. There is campaigners there that should just be put down like a lame dog. There's always the same old guy out there asking for money sucking on a bottle of the cheapest wine he can find. You ignore him and he starts ******* abusing you! **** YOU campaigner! I'm just going to get some ******* bananas you ******* cheap disgusting piece of shit!

The funniest thing about Woolies Collingwood is the Junkie BBQ, it's there most days. Right outside the Woolies door. Snags are like $2 and the ******* crowd that surrounds him for a 'cooked meal' is just amazing. They think they are ******* gangsters, you're not ...you're just a campaigner on the dole with a shiny ******* tracksuit that your Uncle left you in his ******* will. Your chain isn't gold dickhead, it's spray painted I can see the chips in it you ******* clown. Then those pursed ******* lips that I assume he thinks portrays toughness. I can't tell if you want to kill me or **** me you duck faced campaigner.
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How many snags does Joffa eat?
 
Chappyuk said:
Thing that I found most amusing when I worked around there was the every derro and junkie seemed to have a new Collingwood membership cap.

It's like Eddie walked down there and handed out memberships instead of loose change.

'Excuse me Mr Maguire can you spare a couple of dollars for food'
'No but here's a Collingwood membership'
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Yeah the irony of them walking around in a 'fly emirates' hat most likely never having been to an airport amuses me.
 
Fake ****ing people.

Last night was the young lads cricket presentation. This will happen at 7 directly after the 1.5 hour training session that he has each Monday evening.
2 teams, about 17 kids. And the 4 sets of parents that are always there relaxing on the oval watching the kids do their thing.
As 7pm gets closer all the missing in action parents, who are complete strangers to us due to them dropping their kids off and leaving every week, start arriving. These mums look like they've spent the last hour dressing and doing their face instead of seeing how badly their kid can bowl. And then they all start hugging and cheek-kissing each other, telling each other how pleased and happy they are for some crap.
Nobody is that happy for someone else. Ever. No matter what has happened, or what they have done. Please just stop.
Quit being so over the top, you fake ****wits. You look ridiculous, we can all see how much time you spent applying that face colour and hideous shade of red on your smily lips. Maybe come out and watch your kid play sport, and see how normal people behave. That would be us over here, the ones that help your son improve his game and encourage him.
 
Morganashlee WELCHED. I cleared my busy schedule (I'm very important) and she decided to stay home because NL was staying over at the love shack :$

If they ever stop bangin' I'm sure she'll come on here and make some other pathetic excuse up like 'I was selling a house D/H' Wah Wah Wah

Chappyuk badge plz.
 

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KardiniaPark said:
Morganashlee WELCHED. I cleared my busy schedule (I'm very important) and she decided to stay home because NL was staying over at the love shack :$

If they ever stop bangin' I'm sure she'll come on here and make some other pathetic excuse up like 'I was selling a house D/H' Wah Wah Wah

Chappyuk badge plz.
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Not sure it's a welch and unfortunately we don't have a Bish badge. Might have to look into it.
 
KardiniaPark said:
Morganashlee WELCHED. I cleared my busy schedule (I'm very important) and she decided to stay home because NL was staying over at the love shack :$

If they ever stop bangin' I'm sure she'll come on here and make some other pathetic excuse up like 'I was selling a house D/H' Wah Wah Wah

Chappyuk badge plz.
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Give her a break. It's illegal to leave children at home alone.
 

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