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When work changes from barely ok but usable toilet paper to something that is a cross between tissue paper and 180 grit sand paper.

Sorry but you're not cutting costs as I need to use 3 times as much due to the strength of the paper in order to sand my arse clean.
 
Pweter said:
When work changes from barely ok but usable toilet paper to something that is a cross between tissue paper and 180 grit sand paper.

Sorry but you're not cutting costs as I need to use 3 times as much due to the strength of the paper in order to sand my arse clean.
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If they want to save money on tp they should install bidets.
 
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Beerfish said:
If they want to save money on tp they should install bidets.
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Just get rid of the toilets altogether. If you want to dump, do it on your own time!
 
Dave said:
Just get rid of the toilets altogether. If you want to dump, do it on your own time!
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Given I get paid for 37.5 hours a week and I always work more (no overtime payment in my contract), I can dump all I want at work thankyou very much!
 
Pweter said:
Given I get paid for 37.5 hours a week and I always work more (no overtime payment in my contract), I can dump all I want at work thankyou very much!
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It's where I do 95% of my dumps...
 
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Doss said:
The long drop.
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Was staying at some shacks on Malus Island of Dampier for a few days a few years ago and there was only a long drop. I opened the door the first time and **** me.. the stench. It actually felt like a punch in the face. Closed the door straight away. Went the water birth instead. Quite liberating although you need to pay particular attention to which direction the tide is moving..
 

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Beerfish said:
Was staying at some shacks on Malus Island of Dampier for a few days a few years ago and there was only a long drop. I opened the door the first time and **** me.. the stench. It actually felt like a punch in the face. Closed the door straight away. Went the water birth instead. Quite liberating although you need to pay particular attention to which direction the tide is moving..
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When I was growing up all bar 1 camp site on the Glenelg River had long drops. The smell does take some getting used to, as do the flies and mosquitoes that frequent them but meh, it was a toilet. I could've taken a shovel and some toilet paper into the bush but that was too hard.
 
Flies and mosquitos are not what I worry about with long drops and outhouses.

Redbacks...
 
Can't believe you can get past the smell to even be concerned with the wildlife.
 
Beerfish said:
Can't believe you can get past the smell to even be concerned with the wildlife.
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Considering I smelled like a combination of bait, fish and smoke, especially after a day or 2, the long drop probably didn't smell as bad as if I just decided to go the second I rocked up to the camp site.
 
Pweter said:
Considering I smelled like a combination of bait, fish and smoke, especially after a day or 2, the long drop probably didn't smell as bad as if I just decided to go the second I rocked up to the camp site.
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If it's on me it's okay. If it's on you then you ****ing stink. :D
 
Sitting at my desk eating breakfast at 6:45am to have one of my colleagues who obviously bathed in garlic last night decide to walk over to me to tell me all about the cyst on her husbands forehead which popped yesterday and how much stuff came out of it.

**** off!
 

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Writing key selection criteria. Does anyone even read this crap?
 
Beerfish said:
This is a very good book if you didn't know about it.

http://writeawinningjobapplication.com.au/

Specifically about selection criteria.
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Australian and based in WA. Bit unusual, I thought most of that stuff came from the US. Looks interesting though.

My main problem is that the sector has an oversupply of graduates at the moment. Rumour has it they're only reading applications from people they already know, so you could write just about anything in the KSCs and they wouldn't even open the document.
 
Fly said:
Australian and based in WA. Bit unusual, I thought most of that stuff came from the US. Looks interesting though.
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I think the guy who wrote it passed away recently actually. It being Australian based is part of what makes it good. I really do recommend it.
 
Harlequin said:
Sitting at my desk eating breakfast at 6:45am to have one of my colleagues who obviously bathed in garlic last night decide to walk over to me to tell me all about the cyst on her husbands forehead which popped yesterday and how much stuff came out of it.

**** off!
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Sure it was garlic, maybe she bathed in cyst pus?
 

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