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When work changes from barely ok but usable toilet paper to something that is a cross between tissue paper and 180 grit sand paper.

Sorry but you're not cutting costs as I need to use 3 times as much due to the strength of the paper in order to sand my arse clean.
 

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When work changes from barely ok but usable toilet paper to something that is a cross between tissue paper and 180 grit sand paper.

Sorry but you're not cutting costs as I need to use 3 times as much due to the strength of the paper in order to sand my arse clean.
If they want to save money on tp they should install bidets.
 

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Just get rid of the toilets altogether. If you want to dump, do it on your own time!
Given I get paid for 37.5 hours a week and I always work more (no overtime payment in my contract), I can dump all I want at work thankyou very much!
 

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Was staying at some shacks on Malus Island of Dampier for a few days a few years ago and there was only a long drop. I opened the door the first time and **** me.. the stench. It actually felt like a punch in the face. Closed the door straight away. Went the water birth instead. Quite liberating although you need to pay particular attention to which direction the tide is moving..
 

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Was staying at some shacks on Malus Island of Dampier for a few days a few years ago and there was only a long drop. I opened the door the first time and **** me.. the stench. It actually felt like a punch in the face. Closed the door straight away. Went the water birth instead. Quite liberating although you need to pay particular attention to which direction the tide is moving..
When I was growing up all bar 1 camp site on the Glenelg River had long drops. The smell does take some getting used to, as do the flies and mosquitoes that frequent them but meh, it was a toilet. I could've taken a shovel and some toilet paper into the bush but that was too hard.
 

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Can't believe you can get past the smell to even be concerned with the wildlife.
Considering I smelled like a combination of bait, fish and smoke, especially after a day or 2, the long drop probably didn't smell as bad as if I just decided to go the second I rocked up to the camp site.
 
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Sitting at my desk eating breakfast at 6:45am to have one of my colleagues who obviously bathed in garlic last night decide to walk over to me to tell me all about the cyst on her husbands forehead which popped yesterday and how much stuff came out of it.

**** off!
 

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This is a very good book if you didn't know about it.

http://writeawinningjobapplication.com.au/

Specifically about selection criteria.
Australian and based in WA. Bit unusual, I thought most of that stuff came from the US. Looks interesting though.

My main problem is that the sector has an oversupply of graduates at the moment. Rumour has it they're only reading applications from people they already know, so you could write just about anything in the KSCs and they wouldn't even open the document.
 

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Sitting at my desk eating breakfast at 6:45am to have one of my colleagues who obviously bathed in garlic last night decide to walk over to me to tell me all about the cyst on her husbands forehead which popped yesterday and how much stuff came out of it.

**** off!
Sure it was garlic, maybe she bathed in cyst pus?
 
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