What was he really saying?

[Thetrader15]

"I'm gonna party like it's 1999"

 

[GrommoT]

[hmmm... wonder if these are any good as pack crashing airbags..]

 

[GreyCrow]

The futures so bright

 

[Coopers]

"Ayyyyyyy... Sit on it"

*Elbows jukebox, music starts*

 

[FR0GGY]

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Go your hardest

Danger could have had this premiership medal hanging round his neck!

 

[Brenton Davy]

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Go your hardest

Geez it was good of the club to pony up for a holiday to Melbourne. And a parade!!! Then have a quiet arvo tomorrow doing nothing. Lifes good!

 

[John Who]

The futures so bright

These balloons are crushing my ribs!

 

[VSTone]

new day new pic someone?

 

[VSTone]

Reporter: Well Scott, whats the first order of business for you over at the Power?
Thommo: There's plenty to do isn't there!

 

[GreyCrow]

Good news is I cant get drunk on Oak

 

[Doctor B]

Well theres so much to learn.
The banana throwing lessons.
I need to learn the words to the INXS soccer song.
I've got the AFL, all media, every other club and most importantly The Crows are out to get us propaganda indoctrination lessons.
How to justify low crowds and no major sponsor into a meaningful conversation on how that makes us an authentic club, with our own clubrooms.
Then there is the China will propel us into being the richest sporting organisation in the universe lessons

 

[Thetrader15]

Hey, my shirt is missing the 'ch'

 

[Thetrader15]

I know, it looks ridiculous right...but they are paying me heaps

 

[Thetrader15]

Might be a bit early but can we do this one next

 

[GreyCrow]

Which one of us is the bigger Koch

 

[LittleCrowBoy]

I wear reflective glasses so our supporters can't see the fear in my eyes.....they'll never know how soft I am

 

[VSTone]

Tony Cochrane: Karmichael wanted to come back to the Suns when he heard we were playing overseas, we told him Port were taking all the washed up players.

David Koch: That's who's left the 27 messages on my phone then. Hang on! what do you mean washed up players TC?

 

[Thetrader15]

DK: "We are going to play a team in China...let's pick the Suns, the locals will get right behind us."

TC: "Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself"

 

[GrommoT]

I bring you ... Damo's sliding doors!





[ not really sure what it means but it sounded good at the time ]

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Koch: Tony thought he was soooo clever with the guernsey thing, but the joke's on him - I just sprinkled some laxative powder on his Kung Pow

 

[GrommoT]

Which one of us is the bigger Koch

There's no debating which is massive-er there.

 

[Thetrader15]

There's no debating which is massive-er there.

No Koch debating hey

 

[FR0GGY]

"Its in the contract"
"Wtf are you talking about David, no its not you moron."

 

[Geoffa32]

Tony "Trust me, China and Aussie sport that ain't Aleague won't work"

Kochie "Whaat has sport got to do with our China Strategy?"

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[Grooster24]

Kockhead: No we're the Globetrotters and they're the Washington Generals.