Which Forwardline Sucks the Most Ass?

[Rave Slave]

Melbourne

Half forwards: M.Bate, B.Miller, L.Dunn
Forwards: P.Johnson, C.Sylvia, A.Wonaeamirri


Positives
+ Wonamahjsdolk is an excitement machine
+ Matthew Bate has a funny name and is pretty good for a firecrotch
+Johnson is.... big?
+Colin Sylvia is accustomed to beating up girls so Nick Maxwell is f*cked
+Just one step closer to NickNat

Negatives
-Close to one of the worst forwardlines I've ever seen
-Just one step closer to the spoon
-Matthew Bate has red hair
-Lynden is a really shithouse name
-I can't even say the name of the best player in that forward line

Overall 9.5 turds out of 10


West Coast

HF: Butler, Staker, Fletcher
F: Wirrpanda, Lynch, Graham


Positives
+Wirrpanda is mildly easier to both say and spell than 'that Melbourne guy'
+Chad Fletcher didn't die
+If you re-arrange the name Fletcher you can make Feltcher
+Quinten Lynch sounds like a wheelchair bound boy with a condition but looks like the end result of Alcohol+Monkey+Tigerboyz
+Wirrpanda can play but is slowing down. Butler is good but has been injured for 12 years (is that a positive? I guess)

Negatives
-The worst forwardline I've seen in a LONG time. Will be lucky to score.
-Staker can't take a punch
-Graham is like a less skilled, less consistent version of Staker (yes, it is possible)
-Whilst Quinten Lynch LOOKS like the end result of Alcohol+Monkey+Tigerboyz he plays like a wheelchair bound boy with a condition
-Jaymie makes the name Lynden sound more like Conan the Barbarian

I'm giving that forwardline a whopping 9.9 turds out of 10


Adelaide

HF: Reilly, Stevens, Douglas
F: Porplyzia, Tippett, Vince


Positives

+Kurt Tippett gets me mildly aroused (I still <3 u Jim Sel0rz)
+Porplyzia sounds like an aquatic animal pleasurer and is a gun
+This pants forwardline is part of the Juggernaut that will win the next 1297382 premierships in succession
+Scott Stevens' first name is Scott and not Lynden or Jaymie
+Bernie Vince sounds like a dead guy who still manages to partay on with much hilarity ensuing
+Said forwardline is in elite company in that it can score 9 goals and still win a game

Negatives

-The combined height of that forwardline minus Kurt Tippet is 33cm
-Bernie Vince also sounds like the kind of guy who starts up a cult claiming that Xebu from the planet Scientology will be our saviour but he wont come unless Bernie gets all the hot Cult lady tang
-Said forwardline is highly likely to score at a ratio of 8 behinds for every 1 goal
-Said forwardline is in elite company in that it can score 9 goals and still win a game
-Said forwardline at some point will have veritable monoliths Luke Jericho and Kenneth McGregor rotating through

Overall 9.0 turds out of 10 (bumped up to 9.5 if/when Ken McGregor and Luke Jericho appear)

In all srsness, are those 3 of the worst forwardlines to roll out in recent years?

I'm struggling to think of a worse forwardline than the one the Weags have listed on paper. Just woeful.

 

[happy_eagle]

that would have been good, if thats actually how those forward lines would line up

West coast
HF: Embley---Lynch-----Wirrpanda
FF: Lecras----Kennedy---Mckinley

Crows
HF: Goodwin---Maric----Porplyzia
FF:Burton---Tippet-----Vince

Dees
HF: Bate----- Miller------Sylvia
FF: Davey---Robertson---Wonnaemirri

 

[Braun_2_B_Wild]

West Coast

HF: Butler, Staker, Fletcher
F: Wirrpanda, Lynch, Graham

Positives
Premiership forwardline

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Adelaide

HF: Reilly, Stevens, Douglas
F: Porplyzia, Tippett, Vince

Positives
Choke against the Eagles all the time especially in finals forwardline

 

[Flawed Genius]

I <3 you, RS.

 

[Rave Slave]

that would have been good, if thats actually how those forward lines would line up

West coast
HF: Embley---Lynch-----Wirrpanda
FF: Lecras----Kennedy---Mckinley

Crows
HF: Goodwin---Maric----Porplyzia
FF:Burton---Tippet-----Vince

Dees
HF: Bate----- Miller------Sylvia
FF: Davey---Robertson---Wonnaemirri

I just go with the team sheets m8y! You might wanna check yours

Burton is out suspended, Lecras is out, Robertson is out for the season, Mckinley is out dropped and Kennedy is out injured. Maric is first ruck.

 

[Rave Slave]

West Coast

HF: Butler, Staker, Fletcher
F: Wirrpanda, Lynch, Graham

Positives
Premiership forwardline

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Adelaide

HF: Reilly, Stevens, Douglas
F: Porplyzia, Tippett, Vince

Positives
Choke against the Eagles all the time especially in finals forwardline

We've only played you once this year for 1 win m8y. The other game doesn't count

 

[Rave Slave]

I <3 you, RS.

*mwah*

 

[Flawed Genius]

*mwah*

...

 

[2121]

West Coast

HF: Butler, Staker, Fletcher
F: Wirrpanda, Lynch, Graham


Positives
+Wirrpanda is mildly easier to both say and spell than 'that Melbourne guy'
+Chad Fletcher didn't die
+If you re-arrange the name Fletcher you can make Feltcher
+Quinten Lynch sounds like a wheelchair bound boy with a condition but looks like the end result of Alcohol+Monkey+Tigerboyz
+Wirrpanda can play but is slowing down. Butler is good but has been injured for 12 years (is that a positive? I guess)

Negatives
-The worst forwardline I've seen in a LONG time. Will be lucky to score.
-Staker can't take a punch
-Graham is like a less skilled, less consistent version of Staker (yes, it is possible)
-Whilst Quinten Lynch LOOKS like the end result of Alcohol+Monkey+Tigerboyz he plays like a wheelchair bound boy with a condition
-Jaymie makes the name Lynden sound more like Conan the Barbarian


.

Harsh but funny

 

[keefriffhard]

The Dream team has now been finalised :

FB : Backpocket Rocket ; Stronzo ; market

HB : BWST ; Rave Slave ; Ron

C : NightFury ; Keyser Soze ; Spartan

HF : Crimson King ; Chops a Must ; Rockford

FF : Dockersmad ; exit ; WAROO

R : Big Man ; huggyb ; bushie

I/C : Hawk Patrol, skipjack, delirious1, Juddy88

Just the one late change with Dockersmad showing some good form in the last training session coming in to replace PrideofSA in the forward pocket.

This one sucks the most ass bar none.....

And so do their followers. Absolute Bum Pirates.

 

[Rave Slave]

This one sucks the most ass bar none.....

And so do their followers. Absolute Bum Pirates.

I see you're up forward in the Stephen Milne type role Keefy.

Guess I won't be accepting drinks from you anytime soon m8y

 

[keefriffhard]

I see you're up forward in the Stephen Milne type role Keefy.

Guess I won't be accepting drinks from you anytime soon m8y

Probably good advice there mate.

Unfortunately they're using me as a burst player off the bench after the re-shuffle. Better watch out for when I get a run, I'll be frothing at the mouth like Cujo.

 

[stui magpie]

Melbourne

Half forwards: M.Bate, B.Miller, L.Dunn
Forwards: P.Johnson, C.Sylvia, A.Wonaeamirri


Positives
+ Wonamahjsdolk is an excitement machine
+ Matthew Bate has a funny name and is pretty good for a firecrotch
+Johnson is.... big?
+Colin Sylvia is accustomed to beating up girls so Nick Maxwell is f*cked
+Just one step closer to NickNat

Negatives
-Close to one of the worst forwardlines I've ever seen
-Just one step closer to the spoon
-Matthew Bate has red hair
-Lynden is a really shithouse name
-I can't even say the name of the best player in that forward line

Overall 9.5 turds out of 10


West Coast

HF: Butler, Staker, Fletcher
F: Wirrpanda, Lynch, Graham


Positives
+Wirrpanda is mildly easier to both say and spell than 'that Melbourne guy'
+Chad Fletcher didn't die
+If you re-arrange the name Fletcher you can make Feltcher
+Quinten Lynch sounds like a wheelchair bound boy with a condition but looks like the end result of Alcohol+Monkey+Tigerboyz
+Wirrpanda can play but is slowing down. Butler is good but has been injured for 12 years (is that a positive? I guess)

Negatives
-The worst forwardline I've seen in a LONG time. Will be lucky to score.
-Staker can't take a punch
-Graham is like a less skilled, less consistent version of Staker (yes, it is possible)
-Whilst Quinten Lynch LOOKS like the end result of Alcohol+Monkey+Tigerboyz he plays like a wheelchair bound boy with a condition
-Jaymie makes the name Lynden sound more like Conan the Barbarian

I'm giving that forwardline a whopping 9.9 turds out of 10


Adelaide

HF: Reilly, Stevens, Douglas
F: Porplyzia, Tippett, Vince


Positives

+Kurt Tippett gets me mildly aroused (I still <3 u Jim Sel0rz)
+Porplyzia sounds like an aquatic animal pleasurer and is a gun
+This pants forwardline is part of the Juggernaut that will win the next 1297382 premierships in succession
+Scott Stevens' first name is Scott and not Lynden or Jaymie
+Bernie Vince sounds like a dead guy who still manages to partay on with much hilarity ensuing
+Said forwardline is in elite company in that it can score 9 goals and still win a game

Negatives

-The combined height of that forwardline minus Kurt Tippet is 33cm
-Bernie Vince also sounds like the kind of guy who starts up a cult claiming that Xebu from the planet Scientology will be our saviour but he wont come unless Bernie gets all the hot Cult lady tang
-Said forwardline is highly likely to score at a ratio of 8 behinds for every 1 goal
-Said forwardline is in elite company in that it can score 9 goals and still win a game
-Said forwardline at some point will have veritable monoliths Luke Jericho and Kenneth McGregor rotating through

Overall 9.0 turds out of 10 (bumped up to 9.5 if/when Ken McGregor and Luke Jericho appear)

In all srsness, are those 3 of the worst forwardlines to roll out in recent years?

I'm struggling to think of a worse forwardline than the one the Weags have listed on paper. Just woeful.

I seriously laughed when i read that. Very, very good.

 

[huggy_b]

How did St Kilda's miss the roasting? Its plain shithouse at the moment

 

[Keys]

How did St Kilda's miss the roasting? Its plain shithouse at the moment

Probably has as much to do woth the delivery coming in Australia Post style than the quality of the forwards though.

Out forwardline just doesn't look very threatening at all.

 

[Keys]

Probably good advice there mate.

Unfortunately they're using me as a burst player off the bench after the re-shuffle. Better watch out for when I get a run, I'll be frothing at the mouth like Cujo.

Cujo got shot.

Doubt bushie will have much trouble with you.

 

[bushie]

Cujo got shot.

Doubt bushie will have much trouble with you.

It'll be almost embarrassing taking the poor bastard down.

 

[keefriffhard]

It'll be almost embarrassing taking the poor bastard down.

You'll have your own problems Bushie. Oogac will tear you a new one. Make sure your wearing your good undies for when you get pantsed.

I hope you haven't betrayed the faith and entrusted a Weagles supporter to be giving you first use of the ball.

I'd also like to ask for a metal detector to be run over the Dream Team players before they take the field. Please.

 

[bushie]

You'll have your own problems Bushie. Oogac will tear you a new one. Make sure your wearing your good undies for when you get pantsed.

I hope you haven't betrayed the faith and entrusted a Weagles supporter to be giving you first use of the ball.

I'd also like to ask for a metal detector to be run over the Dream Team players before they take the field. Please.

My ruckmans missus is a Freo gal....so it's all good.

oogac will receive a hard tag....nothing more or less.

Unfortunately that tag will occur in the basement of a highrise building in Bourke St whilst my dogs guard him and I run amok on the field!!




Interesting to see that you are concerned about concealed weapons.....nervous much?

 

[keefriffhard]

Interesting to see that you are concerned about concealed weapons.....nervous much?

You'll be on the field, maybe it's the rest of the family I've got to be careful about....

 

[bushie]

You'll be on the field, maybe it's the rest of the family I've got to be careful about....

Ahhhhh.....finally a Victorian with a brain!! A rare occurence indeed.


In case all of you Victorian flogs haven't noticed, there has been a rather large increase in the number of F100's in Melbourne lately!!

Mick's family has arrived and none of you, or your inbred families is safe!!

None of you!!

 

[#1 Dogs Fan]

Who ever has kicked the least amount of goals this season is the worst forward line