Which is better?

[daicos4ever]

Please provide intellectual argument........ or not

 

[mandy]

Where's "Sex AT the footy"????

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by mandy5
Where's "Sex AT the footy"????

Now THERE'S the answer to everybody's problem!!!

 

[Ruddeger]

Conditioner is better, it leaves the hair silky and smooth.

Get away from me Swan.

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by Ruddeger
Conditioner is better, it leaves the hair silky and smooth.

Get away from me Swan.

LMFAO!!!! Oh Billy, Billy boy............

 

[Rohan_]

Sex is overrated.

I would become a Priest if it meant no sex and Collingwood flags.

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Originally posted by mandy5
Where's "Sex AT the footy"????

True story - My sister and her little baby (a real cutie but that's another story) went to a game at the SCG last year. At one point they went to the baby change room so she could change a nappy, but the door was locked. So they waited and waited - and a security guard nearby was worried that the people in there were taking too long, so she held her ear to the door and heard a woman moaning and groaning.
The security guard thought something must be going seriously wrong and unlocked the door. And inside was no baby having its nappy changed, but a couple engaging in ... umm ... err ... shall we call it, err ... horizontal jogging?

 

[The Hitman]

Footy, at the moment...

The Hitman

 

[Rohan_]

Originally posted by The Hitman
Footy, at the moment...

The Hitman

That will be a while for you.

 

[mrboy]

hell get more than you.

 

[SeinDude]

Originally posted by Rohan_
Sex is overrated.

I would become a Priest if it meant no sex and Collingwood flags.

Rohan,

Thank god you wont have to worry about that!!

SeinDude

 

[hawkfan5]

Footy at my age.

I am 15.

Rob

 

[play on]

Footy, footy, footy.

 

[BomberGal]

For me it'd be footy....being 15 sex doesn't feature prominently in my life. (yet )

 

[Dee]

footy..cos if u miss a bit there is always the replay.

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by mandy5
Where's "Sex AT the footy"????

Where's sex with a...oh, never mind.

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by Nic


Where's sex with a...oh, never mind.

Sex with a footy?

Now that is interesting, Nicole...

The Hitman

 

[Macca19]

I saw a mpeg a while ago, of a guy and a chick havin sex in a grandstand of what looked like colonial stadium. Was up the top, obviously after the game had finished and 98% of people had left. they both had clothes on, but she obviously had her knickers down round her ankles and sat on the guy backwards as he was sittin down. You cant see much but it was well zoomed in and you could tell what they were doin, every few seconds theyd sit still and just look around...then go at it again. was hilarious.
Youll probably see it if they ever have another one of those 'caught on camera' shows.

 

[Rohan_]

Originally posted by Macca19
I saw a mpeg a while ago, of a guy and a chick havin sex in a grandstand of what looked like colonial stadium. Was up the top, obviously after the game had finished and 98% of people had left. they both had clothes on, but she obviously had her knickers down round her ankles and sat on the guy backwards as he was sittin down. You cant see much but it was well zoomed in and you could tell what they were doin, every few seconds theyd sit still and just look around...then go at it again. was hilarious.
Youll probably see it if they ever have another one of those 'caught on camera' shows.

www.punchbaby.com

And Brett, if you count having sex with a football ridgy didge, then you longer play for the Big V. Afterall, you have slept with a football?

 

[Sly77]

?????????? Why do I have to choose - I can have both











.....although at the moment I'm getting neither - might have to work on that!

 

[McCartney5]

Originally posted by Sly77

.....although at the moment I'm getting neither - might have to work on that!

Well if you came down here perhaps i could help you with both...

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Sly77
?????????? Why do I have to choose - I can have both











.....although at the moment I'm getting neither - might have to work on that!

That was my point! You can have both, and at the same time! What could possibly be better than that???








and, yeah........thank God footy's back soon. At least I'll be getting one of them!

 

[Bomber Spirit]

I voted for football in this poll. And here are the reasons why:

* You can't fall out of bed playing football
* It's highly unlikely you could catch a sexually transmitted disease watching football
* You can watch football on TV or video without anyone thinking you're a pervert
* You don't feel embarrassed playing football in daylight
* If your ball gets damaged in football you can replace it - and they're not expensive
* Football doesn't make a girl pregnant
* Good football is easy to find
* Football doesn't care if you respect it or not
* You won't blush if someone catches you watching football
* You don't have to buy someone a meal to watch football with them
* It's really hard to gamble on sex
* You can keep your clothes on while watching football
* A headache is not a valid reason for missing a game of football
* Football lasts a lot longer than sex - unless you are really good at sex
* You can join a football club for guaranteed participation
* You can play competitions in football
* You're not likely to get into trouble for watching football with someone else's partner
* It is safe to listen to football - even when you are driving
* You can even watch football in front of your mother
* Two people of the same sex can watch football without being gay (not that there's anything wrong with it, to use a Seinfeld cliche)
* The word 'commitment' means nothing to a football
* You can have a football on top of your desk during working hours
* Ask a stranger for a football score and you won't get your face slapped
* Religious people can watch football before marriage
* You can talk football with several friends or the stranger at the bus stop without your partner getting jealous.

 

[Nanette Mamoir]

easy question. easy answer.

SEX

 

[CURVE]

I picked sex, because I know every inch of my local footy ground. I'm still exploring every inch of my girlfriend. And when I've finished, I will explore every inch of her again... and again... and again... etc etc etc.