Media Whirlwind Week Seals Decade of Dominance

[okeydoke7]

DOMINANT DECADE CAPPED OFF IN STYLE AS OKEYDOKE7 PREPARES FOR A STATE OF ORIGIN CLEAN SWEEP
16/01/2019
Staff Writers


2019 marks ten years in the Sweet FA for beloved veteran okeydoke7. Although early January is the Sweet FA's quietest time, it has been a whirlwind week as the West Coast Wonders champion prepares to celebrate a decade in the league he once ran. In this past week alone, the Hall of Famer has:

• Won the West Coast Wonders Best and Fairest in dramatic fashion
• Been officially recognised as the Wonders' leading goal kicker, marking his 10th club goal kicking award for his 6th club.
• Been appointed as the captain of the Victoria Metro representative team for the reboot of State of Origin
• Been inducted into the Mount Buller Demons' Hall of Fame for contributions to that club and the league in general.

These incredible achievements have been added to a long and illustrious CV that okeydoke7 famously quotes at every opportunity. The recognition caps off a stunning end to 2018, where okeydoke7 moved to within a whisker of 700 goals and moved into 2nd in the all-time goal kicking. He was named the All-Sweet FA full forward.

Okeydoke7 won the Wonders' Best and Fairest award in a rare feat for a full forward. He overcame a very weak start in the count by polling maximum votes in a string of games on the Wonders' run home (including multiple bags of 9 goals). He did not lead the count at any stage until the last round.

Wonders fans (and some neutral fans) were seen singing and dancing in the streets in unprecedented scenes in support of their idol.

The achievements are sure to add ammo to okeydoke7's superiority arsenal ahead of the reboot of State of Origin. The league champion and future Hall of Fame Immortal has claimed that his recent achievements should strike fear in his adversaries. "The other captains have had a similar honour bestowed upon them, but they didn't have to compete against me. I represent the strongest footballing area in the league's history, and I was selected to lead this mighty team. The other captains, spookism, The Filth Wizard, Tarkyn_24 and especially The Half Back should fear Vic Metro and my own record as an incredible leader. I have had an incredible renaissance, coming back to average over 20 posts per game, post media threads again, get named the All-Sweet FA full forward, move into 2nd all time for goals scored, win my 10th goal kicking award, get inducted into a club Hall of Game, win a club best and fairest and become the Vic Metro captain...It has all created momentum. I feel bulletproof, unstoppable."

"Now the other captains have done great things in their careers, but they don't have the 10 years of form OR the recent form to get anywhere near me. In fact, The Half Back has no form. In anything. Ever. I do feel sorry for Vic Country that he was their best candidate as captain. Perhaps he was the only one who passed the league's stringent genetic screening processes?"

Okeydoke7 was controversially not in the frame to be elevated to immortal status in the league's most recent Hall of Fame announcements. The move outraged most Sweet FA Fans, many of whom cut their club memberships up in protest. A fan boycott of all games following the announcement lasted for 3 weeks, only ending when okeydoke7 himself released a statement imploring supporters to get back to watch their teams in action. League administrator Cloud_ was embarrassingly forced to admit to Sweet FA supporter's that okeydoke7's own arrogance and narcissism devalued his achievements in a committee who are usually too busy hiding their browsing history to gain an understanding of the league's history.


Okeydoke7's CV - Shortened Version

• Sweet FA Administrator* (Season 18, 19 and 20)
• Sweet FA Hall of Famer
• Former captain of two clubs
• Victoria Metro SoO captain
• Five time All-Sweet FA Full Forward
• Fred Medallist
• 266 games, 685 goals (2nd of all time)
• 10X club leading goalkicker awards (for 6 clubs)
• 2X Best and Fairest
• Premiership player
• 3X Best Media Performer (as voted by peers)
• Mount Buller Demons Hall of Fame member

*As administrator, okeydoke7 initiated the multiple simmers policy (the first administrator to do so) in order to solve the statistical; probability of historical match fixing. He was the first league administrator to initiate a charity event on the forum, creating a representative game which raised over $1,000 for beyondblue. He expanded the league, making the decision to allow the Warriors and Bears into the league. He streamlined a committee room which did not function, limiting the amount of representatives in the committee. He was the first league administrator to publicly consult all Sweet FA players on core issues such as season length, season structure and off-season length, using the survey to inform the committee's decisions.

The Sweet FA has been so lucky to share this amazxing league with such a champion for such a long time. We are all better for the fact that the veteran is back in posting form ahead of his #DecadeofOkey celebrations.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

This is a ridiculously self serving piece.

Maybe you should get TheInjuryFactory to teach you how to write a proper exposé

 

[Barrybran]

This is a ridiculously self serving piece.

Maybe you should get TheInjuryFactory to teach you how to write a proper exposé

Nah, * it. Landfill.

 

[I Dont Care]

Nah, **** it. Landfill.

The landfill is turning out to be quite the hill

 

[Fizzler]

* I missed THB’s name in the poll!

 

[okeydoke7]

This is a ridiculously self serving piece.

Maybe you should get TheInjuryFactory to teach you how to write a proper exposé

I don't need any help.

I really suggest you embrace the *DecadeofOkey. Jump on the bandwagon, because I'm going to dominate you and your pathetic state in the upcoming series as a prelude to my gargantuan S27.

You have never embraced daylight savings for fear of it fading the curtains and despite it hurting you economically (due to difficulties doing business nationally outside of business hours). You have a state full of failures who packed up their entire life and moved their families to make money in mines that no longer operate, leading to spectacular property downturns and financial ruin.

Your state is the Australian backwater, and you lead the rabble. Slow clap for you.

 

[okeydoke7]

**** I missed THB’s name in the poll!

Pretty easy to miss, to be honest, Doesn't have the gravitas.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Okeydoke7 was controversially not in the frame to be elevated to immortal status in the league's most recent Hall of Fame announcements. The move outraged most Sweet FA Fans, many of whom cut their club memberships up in protest. A fan boycott of all games following the announcement lasted for 3 weeks, only ending when okeydoke7 himself released a statement imploring supporters to get back to watch their teams in action.

Well those fans are idiots missing out on such legendary finals moments such as Okey's Wonders crashing out again in straight sets and the Furies getting flogged by a record margin in a grand final.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

All I know is I've won the last two SOO's I've been in and the last as captain so I like that form.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I don't need any help.

I really suggest you embrace the *DecadeofOkey. Jump on the bandwagon, because I'm going to dominate you and your pathetic state in the upcoming series as a prelude to my gargantuan S27.

You have never embraced daylight savings for fear of it fading the curtains and despite it hurting you economically (due to difficulties doing business nationally outside of business hours). You have a state full of failures who packed up their entire life and moved their families to make money in mines that no longer operate, leading to spectacular property downturns and financial ruin.

Your state is the Australian backwater, and you lead the rabble. Slow clap for you.

Don’t think we particularly care for doing business nationally when our time zone actually lends itself to being conducive to doing business with our primary partners (south east Asia and China) in our area of specialisation (energy, resources, mining etc). In fact it holds us in much better stead, and the only disadvantage is the selfish Victorian bigots of the VFL stipulating Friday night games should start at 4:40pm local time for that sliver of the footballing year that you have daylight savings. But on the other hand, we have the best and most picturesque beaches in the world, have an environment conducive to living a fit and healthy lifestyle and have about three days warning rather than three minutes warning about when it’s going to rain.

We are literally the backbone of the economy while the Fat Cats on the east coast continually pillage us. We generate well in excess of our share of GST revenue and generally have been the main driver behind a lot of Australia’s recent prosperity. Our housing market has already basically corrected so we’re not staring down the barrel of heavy losses from the bursting or reversing of the bubble and thankfully we largely are avoid the hipster knobs of Melbourne and the rugby, juiced up nethanderals of Sydney, both of which form the cross section of the most awful and insufferable w***ers you could ever meet.

That vast, vast desert is a ******* godsend.

 

[Barrybran]

Don’t think we particularly care for doing business nationally when our time zone actually lends itself to being conducive to doing business with our primary partners (south east Asia and China) in our area of specialisation (energy, resources, mining etc). In fact it holds us in much better stead, and the only disadvantage is the selfish Victorian bigots of the VFL stipulating Friday night games should start at 4:40pm local time for that sliver of the footballing year that you have daylight savings. But on the other hand, we have the best and most picturesque beaches in the world, have an environment conducive to living a fit and healthy lifestyle and have about three days warning rather than three minutes warning about when it’s going to rain.

We are literally the backbone of the economy while the Fat Cats on the east coast continually pillage us. We generate well in excess of our share of GST revenue and generally have been the main driver behind a lot of Australia’s recent prosperity. Our housing market has already basically corrected so we’re not staring down the barrel of heavy losses from the bursting or reversing of the bubble and thankfully we largely are avoid the hipster knobs of Melbourne and the rugby, juiced up nethanderals of Sydney, both of which form the cross section of the most awful and insufferable w***ers you could ever meet.

That vast, vast desert is a ******* godsend.

Having lived on both on both coasts, I can honestly say that the Sunday Sesh is better in the west.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Having lived on both on both coasts, I can honestly say that the Sunday Sesh is better in the west.

Having also lived on both coasts I can honestly say that the east coast barely qualifies as a coast. Particularly the far south east.

Night and day in terms of quality.

 

[TJASTA]

cool

 

[The Half Back]

**** I missed THB’s name in the poll!

Oooh boy, looks like someone wants to play bench!

I really suggest you embrace the *DecadeofOkey.

Is this your old man way of trying to start a hashtag? Usually you have you put a # in front of what you're trying to trend old fella.

 

[Noobz0r]

Tarkyn_24 is the better full-forward and the more deserving captain.

 

[okeydoke7]

Tarkyn_24 is the better full-forward and the more deserving captain.

Interesting observation.

Tarks has kicked the most goals of all time, so I can see why an ignoramus could jump straight to that conclusion.

Tarks has played significantly more games than I have, but only holds a narrow lead in the goal kicking.

Despite me starting my career as a backman and despite me wallowing in a forward pocket for the last few seasons before S26, I average 2.57 goals per game compared to Tarks’ 1.95 odd.

I am the best goal kicker this league has ever seen. Head and shoulders above the rest. And I’ll take over the goal kicking record next season (or the one after that).

 

[Noobz0r]

Interesting observation.

Tarks has kicked the most goals of all time, so I can see why an ignoramus could jump straight to that conclusion.

Tarks has played significantly more games than I have, but only holds a narrow lead in the goal kicking.

Despite me starting my career as a backman and despite me wallowing in a forward pocket for the last few seasons before S26, I average 2.57 goals per game compared to Tarks’ 1.95 odd.

I am the best goal kicker this league has ever seen. Head and shoulders above the rest. And I’ll take over the goal kicking record next season (or the one after that).

He’s kicked more goals per game in losing sides than you have.

You’re a front runner on and off field mate.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Metro are the best because -

#BooTheBumpkins
SA are half an hour behind
WA is a desert
Allies aren’t even a state

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Interesting observation.

Tarks has kicked the most goals of all time, so I can see why an ignoramus could jump straight to that conclusion.

Tarks has played significantly more games than I have, but only holds a narrow lead in the goal kicking.

Despite me starting my career as a backman and despite me wallowing in a forward pocket for the last few seasons before S26, I average 2.57 goals per game compared to Tarks’ 1.95 odd.

I am the best goal kicker this league has ever seen. Head and shoulders above the rest. And I’ll take over the goal kicking record next season (or the one after that).

I’ve never seen someone play full forward for so long and still sit so far off the pace of a person that’s played their entire career as a utility.

 

[okeydoke7]

I’ve never seen someone play full forward for so long and still sit so far off the pace of a person that’s played their entire career as a utility.

Cool story. The ‘entire career as a utility’ comment is ‘fake news’ though.

I’ve won 10 club leading goal kicker awards and you’ve won 9 club leading goal kicker awards.

I’ve played an extra season as a FF, but have played significantly less games overall due to retirements/lay offs, lack of finals and starting after you did.

Those extra games in other positions have given you a 60 odd goal advantage, but I’m the best pure FF of all time. I’ve won the most club goal kicking awards of any player in the history of the game.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Cool story. The ‘entire career as a utility’ comment is ‘fake news’ though.

I’ve won 10 club leading goal kicker awards and you’ve won 9 club leading goal kicker awards.

I’ve played an extra season as a FF, but have played significantly less games overall due to retirements/lay offs, lack of finals and starting after you did.

Those extra games in other positions have given you a 60 odd goal advantage, but I’m the best pure FF of all time. I’ve won the most club goal kicking awards of any player in the history of the game.

You do realise in a lot of those seasons where I won club goal scoring awards I didn’t spend the whole season in the square right?

But happy for you to keep up with your generalist nonsense and sweeping statements. I’m comfortable that I’m the better player and the better bloke and that’s really all that matters.

 

[okeydoke7]

You do realise in a lot of those seasons where I won club goal scoring awards I didn’t spend the whole season in the square right?

But happy for you to keep up with your generalist nonsense and sweeping statements. I’m comfortable that I’m the better player and the better bloke and that’s really all that matters.

I would hope not given your dismal average of 1.95 odd goals per game compared to my 2.57.

As a ‘utility’, you lead the goal kicking purely because of longevity.

I’m glad you’ve gone so hard on this argument, because you’re managing to prove that I’m the greatest pure FF this game has ever seen. And you’re just a goal kicking utility who has stuck around way too long.

I started my career as a backman. I spent the last 5 or so seasons as a lowly forward pocket. I also won goal kicking awards but shared FF (such as me stepping aside mid season so that Beng could be FF at the Bombers).

But I average more than half a goal more than you, have won one more goal kicking award than you and I have played a hundred odd less games than you.

When we are both said and done, we both know I’ll be the better player. You’re simply holding on until I overtake you.

In terms of being the better bloke, well, I’ll give you that