Media WIGMEDIA: EJW's Scale of Indignation

[WaynesWorld19]

Possibly

Four fu** ups in the one teamsheet is up there

So the Wonders are trying to upstage the Bombers .....with cheap gimmickery ....I'll be interested if it's 4 seperate penalties ...or a weakarsed one penalty

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

So the Wonders are trying to upstage the Bombers .....with cheap gimmickery ....I'll be interested if it's 4 seperate penalties ...or a weakarsed one penalty

Back in your box Stalin.

 

[KohPhi]

I cannot think of a poster on this site who is less funny than Bloodied52 .

Probably the sort of dude that tells the same jokes over and over again and be the only one laughing.

 

[KohPhi]

So the Wonders are trying to upstage the Bombers .....with cheap gimmickery ....I'll be interested if it's 4 seperate penalties ...or a weakarsed one penalty

One major difference. Ours were manufactured, the Wonders are just plain imbeciles.

This was U2tigers trying to explain the situation.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

One major difference. Ours were manufactured, the Wonders are just plain imbeciles.

This was U2tigers trying to explain the situation.

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No comment.

I'm done with being club spokesman

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I cannot think of a poster on this site who is less funny than Bloodied52 .

Probably the sort of dude that tells the same jokes over and over again and be the only one laughing.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

One major difference. Ours were manufactured, the Wonders are just plain imbeciles.

This was U2tigers trying to explain the situation.

They were ???? ........ Oh yes, of course they were manufactured .....absolutely intentional

 

[KohPhi]

They were ???? ........ Oh yes, of course they were manufactured .....absolutely intentional

Lol.. was more referring to previous Management

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

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Try some Kennedy Parker overcooked spleen with supercilious sauce.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The SOI 4000 has awoken from a couple of days of relative quiet.

The machine threatened a couple of times, a light flashing here, a dial spinning there, as futile attempts were made by many to ruffle the SFA Community.

Well, the algorithm has spat a rating out on the following piece by S29 protagonist Clod_

Media - WIGMEDIA: Sorry to Badger you

Good evening SFA. What a time to be alive, this place is really humming. And I'd like to harness the energy and discuss something that has been on my mind for some time now. Badges. Badges that relate to awards in the SFA. They literally are badges of honour. Now, as the clearly most...

www.bigfooty.com

by Elton Johns Wig

Mr Irrelevant back at it again bring up an irrelevant topic that only the biggest glory hounds in the league like the current admin would be interested in. MORE ICONS UNDER PROFILES so egotistical flogs can gain a sense of achievement for wasting time in a fantasy game! WOOOOOO! Glad we're tackling the BIG ISSUES here.

2 BRABs for the thread 0 for the idea of more badges.

Which averages out to 1 BRAB.

The SOI 4000 sees this as nothing more than a tired and lazy shot. The machine is surprised that after the last rating received that the poster seems to have regressed. The machines advice at the bottom of the page was to "put some more depth, some more layers to your work". I have to say, I agree.

What all posters need to realise is the SOI 4000 is a very technical piece of equipment. Faux outrage is easily detected. You cannot trick this machine.

SOI Rating:

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The SOI 4000 has awoken from a couple of days of relative quiet.

The machine threatened a couple of times, a light flashing here, a dial spinning there, as futile attempts were made by many to ruffle the SFA Community.

Well, the algorithm has spat a rating out on the following piece by S29 protagonist Clod_



The SOI 4000 sees this as nothing more than a tired and lazy shot. The machine is surprised that after the last rating received that the poster seems to have regressed. The machines advice at the bottom of the page was to "put some more depth, some more layers to your work". I have to say, I agree.

What all posters need to realise is the SOI 4000 is a very technical piece of equipment. Faux outrage is easily detected. You cannot trick this machine.

SOI Rating:

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Constructive feedback and evaluation is not outrage mate, your machine is somewhat faulty.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Constructive feedback and evaluation is not outrage mate, your machine is somewhat faulty.

The fact you gave the feedback on the medals idea in the initial thread, and then again in your ratings thing is why the machine turned on mate. It works fine.
The machine would not have gone bing if you just critiqued it with 2 BRABS for the thread.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The SOI 4000 had just a whiff of Clod's bloated spleen and that was enough.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Well, I'm back from a work trip and whilst I was away, the SOI 4000 spewed out a couple of ratings.

Firstly, this thread.

Media - BREAKING NEWS - Let's Make a Deal

Lets Make a Deal ..... The Baghdad Bombers Trade Period ....Starting Monday Good morning folks of the SFA ....we start what has traditionally been a dud Trade Week, with some genuine Trade Options We'd like to think we're always fair in Baghdad ......but rest assured if the Lots are...

www.bigfooty.com

Yet again the Bombers are back with another look at me piece of media. Yet again it's 99.9% fluff and rubbish. Ye again, they mainly talk amongst themselves. Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat.

We have a trade thread, use it.

WaynesWorld19 lack of self awareness is actually staggering.

SOI Rating:





Secondly, I was surprised to see the SOI 4000 spit out something about my very own Wonders, again.

Ruour abounds that Ant Bear wants a trade. Colour me shocked. Self important flog can't deal with the fact he's not playing in a prime possie so dummy is spit out.

I'm not surprised, just disappointed. And mildly annoyed.

SOI Rating:

 

[Agent93]

****.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Well, I'm back from a work trip and whilst I was away, the SOI 4000 spewed out a couple of ratings.

Firstly, this thread.

Media - BREAKING NEWS - Let's Make a Deal

Lets Make a Deal ..... The Baghdad Bombers Trade Period ....Starting Monday Good morning folks of the SFA ....we start what has traditionally been a dud Trade Week, with some genuine Trade Options We'd like to think we're always fair in Baghdad ......but rest assured if the Lots are...

www.bigfooty.com

Yet again the Bombers are back with another look at me piece of media. Yet again it's 99.9% fluff and rubbish. Ye again, they mainly talk amongst themselves. Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat.

We have a trade thread, use it.

WaynesWorld19 lack of self awareness is actually staggering.

SOI Rating:





Secondly, I was surprised to see the SOI 4000 spit out something about my very own Wonders, again.

Ruour abounds that Ant Bear wants a trade. Colour me shocked. Self important flog can't deal with the fact he's not playing in a prime possie so dummy is spit out.

I'm not surprised, just disappointed. And mildly annoyed.

SOI Rating:

Talking about rinse and repeat .... pot kettle

 

[Test Tickle]

****.

Reported

EDIT: Retracted
Went to early as usual.

 

[Agent93]

Reported

Do you have problems with paridae?

 

[Test Tickle]

Do you have problems with paridae?

no no no not at all, i love them, all 57 species of them, gorgeous little things they are.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

After last night and this morning, I've walked to to SOI headquarters and the shit really has hit the fan. The machine is smoking and there is tickertape all over the floor. Half of it is stockmarket advice re the coronavirus I think, but many ratings have spewed forth.

Also, the machine must have some sort of AI, because it has put out NEW RATINGS that don't appear to be indignation at all. Hopefully it won't be too long before the machine can make me coffee and maybe relieve my sexual tensions....

..ANYWAY, here...we..go


1. JoshWoodenSpoon - account nuked to to severe case of spontaneous combustion. Whatever you 2 letter acronymic proclivities, the machine recognised JWS as a fine contributor, and this was it's SOI Rating (NEW):



hey Kennedy Parker ....SPOOKISM STATUS ACHIEVED!!!!!!!!!!!

2. WaynesWorld19 and the Bombers - general demeanor and captaincy. The machine told me that it thinks that CazC30 would make a better captain. It stated that the Bombers are a disgrace and the machine had one wish:



3. #scandal thread - the machine, I swear, upon scanning the scandal thread, it had a shit eating grin

SOI Rating (NEW):

 

[Agent93]

Wig have you started talking about yourself in the third person?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Wig have you started talking about yourself in the third person?

Are you claiming there is no machine named SOI 4000?

Wow...

 

[Agent93]

Are you claiming there is no machine named SOI 4000?

Wow...

I just think referring to yourself as 'the machine' is a tad pretentious. Just a little.

I can just imagine you returning home to Mrs Wig after a hard day of liquor sales and track betting, uttering "get ready love! The Machine is home!".

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I just think referring to yourself as 'the machine' is a tad pretentious. Just a little.

I can just imagine you returning home to Mrs Wig after a hard day of liquor sales and track betting, uttering "get ready love! The Machine is home!".

You imagine wrong.

When I return home, I open the door and duck. Assuming of course the crazy cat lady hasn't already come charging out throwing things at me.

 

[Agent93]

You imagine wrong.

When I return home, I open the door and duck. Assuming of course the crazy cat lady hasn't already come charging out throwing things at me.

*shakes head*

No respect for The Machine these days.