Media WIGMEDIA: Why Is It So?

[Elton Johns Wig]

Hello all, and welcome to Why Is It So?

During my enforced sabbatical last year, many people checked in to see if I was ok. That was great.

Of all the people that checked in though, one really caught me on the hop. I hadn't seen my long lost uncle, twice removed on my mothers side for a long, long time. He stopped by to see how things were, and ended up staying a while. In fact, he's still in the granny flat out the back, to this very day.



Wignius is a very smart man, with a keen mind, and many a great night over a tipple was had covering a litany of subjects. Many and varied subjects, like Newtons Third Law, Bernoulli's principle, thermal expansion of gas, liquid, and solid. Also, why do people speed up when you try to overtake? And where are the missing socks? Why do people rush at airport departure gates when your seat has already been allocated? Anyway, I digress.

Our discussions got me thinking. How could I put to good use this brilliant mind in the world of the SFA? In the end, the answer was simple. I would act as an intermediary and bring the questions of the SFA to Professor Wignius. We would discuss it, and I would report back here. Simple.

So intermittently, throughout the season, Wignius will ruminate over a family block of Cadburys, the questions presented by you, the SFA.






I can't promise every question will be answered, but bribing any Wig with chocolate usually results in success. If you want to send by PM, discretion is assured.

A question has already been submitted, and Sumner Millers thoughts should drop any day now.


Wig Out.

 

[Pickitt]

Reserved

 

[Jabba73]

Why do people try so hard to "win" awards which are not based on anything they actually have an influence over?

Seems kinda pointless to live and die by the vagaries of a random simulation.

 

[tgrs]

Why do people try so hard to "win" awards which are not based on anything they actually have an influence over?

Seems kinda pointless to live and die by the vagaries of a random simulation.

The seemingly endless number of "media" threads posted by members of a certain unnamed club embedding terrible songs for likes from the same 4 people, showing the results of their many nights endeavors to destroy ChatGPT's hopes and dreams of becoming a serious artist or leaking stale inside jokes from the cuckoo nest that is undoubtedly their team PM are infinitely more enjoyable to read I agree

 

[Braklet]

Wignius, what is this growth on my inner thigh?

 

[Pamcake1]

I'm so glad that your uncle Wignius is around to parse the existential questions of import on BF, so here goes:

Why is it that there is a ban on 'Bikinis & lingerie' being posted yet there are Gifs of exactly those subjects in the cache?

 

[Braklet]

I'm so glad that your uncle Wignius is around to parse the existential questions of import on BF, so here goes:

Why is it that there is a ban on 'Bikinis & lingerie' being posted yet there are Gifs of exactly those subjects in the cache?

 

[Test Tickle]

Dear Wignius

Why is it when I back one out, my nose runs?

thanks in advance.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You know the song Bingo, well is Bingo the name of the farmer or the dog?

 

[Jabba73]

You know the song Bingo, well is Bingo the name of the farmer or the dog?

Yes.

Bingo was his name-o

 

[dogs105]

Yes.

Bingo was his name-o

B.i.n.g.o.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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Hello all, and welcome to Why Is It So?

During my enforced sabbatical last year, many people checked in to see if I was ok. That was great.

Of all the people that checked in though, one really caught me on the hop. I hadn't seen my long lost uncle, twice removed on my mothers side for a long, long time. He stopped by to see how things were, and ended up staying a while. In fact, he's still in the granny flat out the back, to this very day.

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Wignius is a very smart man, with a keen mind, and many a great night over a tipple was had covering a litany of subjects. Many and varied subjects, like Newtons Third Law, Bernoulli's principle, thermal expansion of gas, liquid, and solid. Also, why do people speed up when you try to overtake? And where are the missing socks? Why do people rush at airport departure gates when your seat has already been allocated? Anyway, I digress.

Our discussions got me thinking. How could I put to good use this brilliant mind in the world of the SFA? In the end, the answer was simple. I would act as an intermediary and bring the questions of the SFA to Professor Wignius. We would discuss it, and I would report back here. Simple.

So intermittently, throughout the season, Wignius will ruminate over a family block of Cadburys, the questions presented by you, the SFA.






I can't promise every question will be answered, but bribing any Wig with chocolate usually results in success. If you want to send by PM, discretion is assured.

A question has already been submitted, and Sumner Millers thoughts should drop any day now.


Wig Out.

So it was your Unlce Wignius who was responsible for all those eggs stuck in the milk bottles in the early 80's!

The local milk board in my home town was furious with this ad!

 

[Test Tickle]

So it was your Unlce Wignius who was responsible for all those eggs stuck in the milk bottles in the early 80's!

The local milk board in my home town was furious with this ad!

Was Roger Daily your milkman Mrs Turbo?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Was Roger Daily your milkman Mrs Turbo?

Our milkmans name was Ernie -


...the Fastest Milkman in the West

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Why do people try so hard to "win" awards which are not based on anything they actually have an influence over?

Seems kinda pointless to live and die by the vagaries of a random simulation.

What a stupid question IMO Jabba73 .

Not the awards as such, but the bragging rights is one of the fun things about this place. I love it

Bagging posters out on how crap they are at this uncontrollable thing is fun.

 

[Senor M]

B.i.n.g.o.

 

[Jabba73]

What a stupid question IMO Jabba73 .

That’s the nicest thing you have ever said to me. Now I’m blushing.

Not the awards as such,

Which is exactly what I said, glad we agree

but the bragging rights is one of the fun things about this place. I love it

Don’t mind bragging, take umbrage with the campaigning and begging for awards.

Bagging posters out on how crap they are at this uncontrollable thing is fun.

Agreed.

Also, this is easy to say when the randomness doesn’t single you out for a randomly excess of shitfulness.

 

[sante]

Why does Headless always prevail?

 

[Jabba73]

Why does Headless always prevail?

Because you can't blow his mind, it is already done ... pretty sure.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Dear Wignius

Why is it when I back one out, my nose runs?

thanks in advance.

Hello Test Tickle old chap.

Why is it so?

Consider this.

There is a very simple reason this occurs. this occurs, lets investigate.

Firstly, an evacuation at both ends means you are very full. Most likely, examining your posting, full of shit.

Secondly, thus. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This is a statement describing Newtons Third Law of Motion in Physics, which essentially means that when one object exerts a force on another object, the second object exerts an equal and opposite force back on the first object; the forces act on different objects but are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.


Essentially, watch yourself, and don't push too hard, as it won't just leak out of your nose, but shit will come out of your mouth. Now, some people say......

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

What a stupid question IMO Jabba73 .

Not the awards as such, but the bragging rights is one of the fun things about this place. I love it

Bagging posters out on how crap they are at this uncontrollable thing is fun.

TRUMAN, shut it.

You are not scientifically qualified to answer these questions, Wignius is on the case.

 

[Grav]

Wignius will ruminate over a family block of Cadburys

Had to read this twice, thought it said urinate, laughed so hard & thought “poor Wiggy”!

 

[dogs105]

Why does Headless always prevail?

Yeah, that's right!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Had to read this twice, thought it said urinate, laughed so hard & thought “poor Wiggy”!

I mean, I know the flavours are crazy nowadays, but WOW

 

[Grav]

I mean, I know the flavours are crazy nowadays, but WOW

I know right!