Will Fred lock another thread?

[Squeak]

My name's William, I like birdies.

Ya mum lerves it......

 

[Captain Random]

Are flat bladed paddles or propeller bladed paddles better in white water?

 

[daicos4ever]

Has anybody tried to create tobacco, tar, chemical, smell, smoke, nicotine-free cigarettes?

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by carneagles
Are flat bladed paddles or propeller bladed paddles better in white water?

You wouldn't need paddles if we all had HOVERCARS!

cue Figjam........

 

[FIGJAM]

Originally posted by Santos L Helper
You wouldn't need paddles if we all had HOVERCARS!

cue Figjam........

The rage that wells up inside me, is like combining that candy that pops in your mouth with a shaken up bottle of Coke!! Volatile...

I am going to start up a Hovercar Club, sorta like Fight Club!!

Today's task is to go and beat up a nerd, who appears to be working on innerspace (ie. internet and associated computer gagetries) instead of our preferred outerspace (such as Hovercars and Rockets)!

It wont be easy, as they carry compases in their pocket protectors and the sharp bit can hurt you. The gunk in their hair is slippery and their thick rimmed glasses are more likely to hurt your hand, than their head!

But just remember...these guys are what stands between you and I having a Hovercar. I mean, how else are we gonna get them? Build them ourselves??? LOL! It ain't gonna happen!!

Happy pounding my friends and remember the motto:
"We do not need an information superhighway, when we have the sky superhighway all around us!"

Next week: Protest on Transurban's headquarters, as they are suppressing advances in Hovercar research, to maintain their income from Citylink.

 

[madboy]

Originally posted by FIGJAM

The rage that wells up inside me, is like combining that candy that pops in your mouth with a shaken up bottle of Coke!! Volatile...

A mate of mine once put a whole heap of Nerds in a bottle of Coke. It looked like the fish tank they had at my primary school!

 

[roobear]

Some of my friends call me "the gangster of love", but none of them call me Maurice.

 

[TB_Dancer]

I wish my middle name was Maurice

 

[roobear]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
No, I disagree. There was a thread on the soccer board entitled:

"Carsten Jancker - can't play very well"

And the one on the regional board about Rex Hunt doesn't bear repeating...

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Originally posted by Mr Eagle
You mean "Diet Pepsi That Isn't Called Diet Pepsi So My Mates Won't Call Me A Sissy", right?

Yep, that's the one.
Don't knock it, it works. I lost heaps of weight by switching to that - the problem with that being that at the same time I was losing weight so was Tony Lockett. But I can still take a mark.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Duran Duran have re-formed with the original members.

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by mantis


"WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE"

BBWWWAAHHHAAAHHHAAA

Reminds me... the fact that Alice Cooper is a scratch golfer is another piece of evidence that life is just not fair.

And, oh, yeah... I like cheese.

Cheers,
William

 

[mantis]

Alice Cooper, got to love the guy, am playing that particular CD as we speak.

 

[Nic]

Hey, how big is the backseat of a hovercar?

 

[Squeak]

Originally posted by Nic
Hey, how big is the backseat of a hovercar?

Big enough baby.

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by mantis
Alice Cooper, got to love the guy, am playing that particular CD as we speak.

OMG... too freaky...

It's bad enough when Jen and I are thinking alike.

Cheers,
William

 

[mantis]

Sounds like you, me & Jen would get on well, might have to make a trip to Ballarat next year when I go over for Anzac Day.

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by mantis
Sounds like you, me & Jen would get on well, might have to make a trip to Ballarat next year when I go over for Anzac Day.

It's a plan, then.

Between me and Jen...

"You know what I was thinking..."

"I was thinking the same thing!"

"Now, cut that out!!"



Cheers,
William

 

[Captain Random]

I'm not talking 'bout the linen

 

[Docker_Brat]

and I don't wanna change your life

 

[The Hitman]

And I wanna marry your wife.

The Hitman

 

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
After the very amusing "Joffaboy" thread was closed, I thought it pertinent to start a new one, testing the waters of good taste and tolerance in the People's Republic Of BigFooty.

I call upon all contributors to that fine, educational thread to continue to inform the masses of whatever it is that is vexing you at present.

So I says to the guy: "You want it? You come and find it, cos I don't know where it is, you baloney! You make me wanna ... BLEH!"

Fred won't lock this thread unless there is anything rude posted in here.

 

[madboy]

Re: Re: Will Fred lock another thread?

Originally posted by suzi_olsen

Fred won't lock this thread unless there is anything rude posted in here.

Poop. There you go.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Re: Re: Will Fred lock another thread?

Originally posted by suzi_olsen

Fred won't lock this thread unless there is anything rude posted in here.

The mere fact you've posted should be rude enough.

 

[Docker_Brat]

When 34 years old you reach. Look as good you will not.