Will Fred lock another thread?

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

After the very amusing "Joffaboy" thread was closed, I thought it pertinent to start a new one, testing the waters of good taste and tolerance in the People's Republic Of BigFooty.

I call upon all contributors to that fine, educational thread to continue to inform the masses of whatever it is that is vexing you at present.

So I says to the guy: "You want it? You come and find it, cos I don't know where it is, you baloney! You make me wanna ... BLEH!"

 

[BrainOfMorbius]

StarOffice is great, but have you ever tried to write a website about it? Jeepers.

 

[Santos L Helper]

"where's my burrito, where's my burrito?"

 

[Crows_Brat]

*Puts on a brown shirt and goose steps*

 

[Stocka]

It's bound to be shut down now that I'm involved (I've had a good strike rate today).

Coincidentally, last night I went to the local store, and happened to see a bag of Chicos. Now, I have been looking for Chicos for ages, and was instantly excited when I saw them, and bought a few bags. When I got home, I didn't eat even of them at all, I just sat there, throwing them all into the air over my head, and laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! CHICOS!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mead]

*staggers in, surveys the forum through bleary eyes, throws up, and passes out on the floor rug*

 

[Macca19]

I just had some lolly gobble bliss bombs....something i havent had since i was 8!!! yum yum yum

 

[Crows_Brat]

Q: If you're surrounded by empty chardonnay bottles, cigar butts, have a screaming headache and a mouth full of carpet, what does it mean?


A: It is morning.

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Stocka
It's bound to be shut down now that I'm involved (I've had a good strike rate today).

Coincidentally, last night I went to the local store, and happened to see a bag of Chicos. Now, I have been looking for Chicos for ages, and was instantly excited when I saw them, and bought a few bags. When I got home, I didn't eat even of them at all, I just sat there, throwing them all into the air over my head, and laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! CHICOS!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

YUM!!!!! You didn't happen to find any raspberry bullets in that local store did ya? Damn if I can find them anywhere!

 

[sainter]

Youri Djorkaeff is quite possibly the greatest footballer the world has ever seen.

 

[Crows_Brat]

John Howard's American tour:

Brought to you by Jim Henson productions.

 

[FIGJAM]

Have you been drinking this arvo DCFC?

Hover...

Hover...

Hover...

Hover...

Hovercar

 

[TB_Dancer]

Originally posted by FIGJAM


Hovercar

Isn't that what the Hawthorn mascot drives around in??

First class Entertainment

 

[hilly]

Originally posted by sainter
Youri Djorkaeff is quite possibly the greatest footballer the world has ever seen.

I think you're forgetting the one




the only




the one and only






IGOR BISCAN

 

[Chris_23]

Bernard Diomede?

 

[Carlos]

I hate the way acrylic loses its shape so easily compared to wool. And whats with the way its sticks to your shirts and makes your hair stand up as you take your jumper off?

But i love that new Wonka's chocolate ice cream bar. How good is it?

 

[M29]

Sausages.

 

[Captain Random]

My cat's name is Mittens!

 

[TB_Dancer]

Originally posted by Chris_23
Bernard Diomede?

Anders Andersson

Sweden all the way!!!

Your friend and mine James will owe me $300 when they get up and win the whole thing

 

[Crows_Brat]

I'm really cold and my nipples are erect.

Why is it so?

 

[TheFoxhat]

As i sit here reading the drivel , i am quietly quaffing a bottle
of Grange.

Suffer in ya Jocks

 

[TB_Dancer]

Originally posted by Crows_Brat
I'm really cold and my nipples are erect.

Why is it so?

Get over here sexy

 

[roobear]

I bent my Wookie.

 

[thommo16]

I choo choo choose you

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by roobear
I bent my Wookie.

It's a common problem, but I believe there is surgery to fix extreme cases.