who is the worst player you have ever seen from The Melbourne Football club we'll make it the player had to of played 50 games to be aligble. I'm going to say Alastair Nicholson was the worst i've seen.
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Kowal was a gun.
Rigoni. The 90's version of Brent Moloney, get it and bomb it long and high.
Robert Pyman didn't play 50 games did he? Nettelbeck? Damien Gaspar? Chris Sullivan?
We have had heaps, the problem is I doubt many of them reached 50 games.
So did the opposition's defensive coach because you knew the ball was going, about 25m out, probably not the worst tactic really when we had a dominant CHF/FF combo. It would be a bit of a laugh with the current side.Bit harsh, loved Riggers.
Rough on Clark there. I can still remember his solitairy game against St Kilda and IIRC he wasn't too bad.Get rid of the 50 game criteria.
Bradly, Smoker, Weetra, Moorcroft, Heffernan, Clark, Funcke
Correction.Rough on Clark there. I can still remember his solitairy game against St Kilda and IIRC he wasn't too bad.
Haha very true.Correction.
You remember he kicked a goal with his first kick and think he wasn't too bad.
In actual fact, he was pretty deplorable, hence why his first game turned out to be his solitary game.
Haha sure was, in acres of space (wheres his opponent you ask), strolls to 50 and drills it. Cue mass celebrations, the trademark "joins the select club" call, and entry into MFC "one game wonder" history.Haha very true.
Was a good goal![]()
Kowal was a gun.
Rigoni. The 90's version of Brent Moloney, get it and bomb it long and high.
Negative Phil, Pyman rarely busted the hyman with 40 games.
Can't go past Mark Jamar.
You must be high, Rigoni was 10 times better than Kowal. Darren Kowal was Jace Bode's dad surely.



Haven't laughed so much in years reading some of our comments.
However my laughter turned into frustration & anger when I quickly remembered that these "footballers" inflicted pain on us , week after week.
It has to be NICHOLSON by a country kilometre ..surley?!!
For me the clincher was my memory of Nicholson , fumbling the oncoming football, which somehow bypassed him and went straight into the hands of Lloyd ,who kicked teh easy goal...and we went onto lose that elimination final by 5 points.!!!!!!
Also, still can't believe Nicholson was our first choice full back in the 2000 GF on a Matty LLoyd who was at the top of his game in 2000. We had no hope.
So...who is more at fault ? Nicholson , or the match committe that picked this bloke week after week so that he reached 100 games for the MFC? and PAID him 250k+ per year to get his average of 5 handballs and 2 kicks per game.!! A disgrace.