Yes It's The Grand Flogstradamus Flog Off Of 2024

[zackah]

Brad GOAT Scott's Essendon defeats Crazy Vossy's Tankers in an elimination final and Elmer_Judd goes full Chernobyl.

Bookmark it flogs

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Essendope clock up 7,365 days without a finals win

1 point

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Here we are, Bay.
Another year almost over, time to reflect on past events and to look forward to the promise of another 365 or 6 days on this grand old planet of ours.
We'll all be enjoying "Best Ofs" and "Highlights" of one kind or another, but I can't help feeling that there's a Bay tradition that's fallen into neglect in recent times. The tradition of the Flogstradamus. Putting it out there. Going Big. Going Early.
In fact, the only real Flogstradamus we had in 2023 was our old mate Scrotes Pickett, who had the audacity to call out the mighty Cats of Geelong and was rewarded for his bravery (mostly due to , but still)

So here it is:
Next year will be a year of bold, crazy predictions. Of reputations won and lost, possibly on one single toot of an umpires whistle. Live now, Live large. Live for the Damus!

Post any and all of your rational, well thought out predictions for life, football or otherwise, in this thread.
Correct calls, Flogstradamus points.
Incorrect calls, Flogstradamus points.
The weight and value of any particular prediction will be decided by your independent adjudicator
FurTheWin

Some examples:
North Melbourne miss the 8. 1pt
North Melbourne make the 8. 1000 pts
North Melbourne win the Premiership. 50000 pts
Elon Musk sets foot on Mars. 10000000 pts
Kylie Minogue crowned Queen of New Australia. 10000 pts
And so forth.

When you're right, you're F right
When you're wrong, you're a Flogapotamus, so choose wisely.
Let the Saying of Sooths Begin!

I predicted the reigning premiers would miss the 8 due to a premiership hangover, what-more-do-you-want?

 

[crazywildhorse]

My elite tech team are on the case, I assure you

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Here are my predictions:
Cats to finish below Hawks in 24
Cats to finish below Tigers in 24

 

[Cyclops]

This thread is just a trap, somewhere for halfwits to trap themselves on simple bait. I'm in!

Flagpies B2B

If Tuggers and Bottom4thorn can do it, must be a piece of piss

How many points do I get??

Not sure if they can accept what is coming. This is just the beginning,

Second leg of the 4peat in 2024. Perfect season 2025, and in 2026...

Non Pie prediction, that lazy bedwetting Lynch to finally play good football. Really dislike this worm but he will snatch the Coleman from better players, and Curnow.

 

[FurTheWin]

Brad GOAT Scott's Essendon defeats Crazy Vossy's Tankers in an elimination final and Elmer_Judd goes full Chernobyl.

Bookmark it flogs

For that match up, and the Bombres actually winning it: 1000 pts
For Elmer losing his over it: 1 pt

 

[FurTheWin]

Here are my predictions:
Cats to finish below Hawks in 24
Cats to finish below Tigers in 24

20 pts for each of those, you crazy fool

 

[FurTheWin]

This thread is just a trap, somewhere for halfwits to trap themselves on simple bait. I'm in!


Not sure if they can accept what is coming. This is just the beginning,

Second leg of the 4peat in 2024. Perfect season 2025, and in 2026...

Non Pie prediction, that lazy bedwetting Lynch to finally play good football. Really dislike this worm but he will snatch the Coleman from better players, and Curnow.

Flogstatron cannot compute predictions beyond the 2024 season. More RAM required.

Jethro Lynch Coleman Winner 2024: 200 pts

 

[FurTheWin]

I predicted the reigning premiers would miss the 8, what-more-do-you-want?

Yes you did
Now it's time to back up your Flogstradamus credentials and become FDOTY

 

[JoinDate]

No Welcher badge = not a welcher

If you have evidence of someone welching, post it so they can be badged and we honorable people know not to bet with them

Is he getting you confused with maxipad?

 

[Cyclops]

Flogstatron cannot compute predictions beyond the 2024 season. More RAM required.

Jethro Lynch Coleman Winner 2024: 200 pts

Pretty generous.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

FurTheWin is revealed as Jazny +1 point

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

C. Curnow will not improve on his career finals goal average of checks notes 1 per game

FurTheWin put it in the Flogstatron


PS I assume the points for incorrect predictions will be deducted from people's tallies in the final flog off

 

[FurTheWin]

Pretty generous.

It might seem so, but factors such as possible further injury, Dusty hogging the goal square, poor delivery forward by potatoes, and big bags of goals from Coleman rivals such as Ollie Henry must be taken in to account.

 

[FurTheWin]

C. Curnow will not improve on his career finals goal average of checks notes 1 per game

FurTheWin put it in the Flogstatron


PS I assume the points for incorrect predictions will be deducted from people's tallies in the final flog off

That's worth 30 pts
And yes, incorrect predictions give negative FD points

 

[FurTheWin]

FurTheWin is revealed as Jazny +1 point

Easy mistake to make



(for an old coot who needs a trip to Specsavers)

 

[Cyclops]

It might seem so, but factors such as possible further injury, Dusty hogging the goal square, poor delivery forward by potatoes, and big bags of goals from Coleman rivals such as Ollie Henry must be taken in to account.

OK Ollie Henry to lead Geelongs goal kicking, 10 clear of the next Cat.

 

[JustaBattler]

Collingwood to be renamed 'everyone's grand final' and the tuggers to get upset about it.
Norfs not to finish bottom 4
Hawforn to win more games than Richmond
Shitney to lose against GWS and Brisbane and GC - the northern league cup
Melbourne to beat Collingwood
Carlton to beat Brisbane
West Coast to beat - no one
Port V Adelaide sees 10 players suspended from each team in a pre-season friendly
Freo supporters to laugh at WC finishing below them - again
Aints to finish in the eight again and like DOggies bow wow out in first elimination final
Naicos Promoted to Captain of Collingwood after Darcy Moore

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Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

paints their hair pink

Jazny to come out and go back in
Hawforn flogs to start reappearing in teh bay after they beat Geelong
MOds to finally decide to clean up teh bay and ban the 'usual suspects'

 

[FurTheWin]

OK Ollie Henry to lead Geelongs goal kicking, 10 clear of the next Cat.

Ollie might end up King Cat l I l l but 10 clear, when Geelong have so many great scoring options?
That's worth another 200 pts

 

[Anderstake]

Just a gentle reminder that with a greater percentage over 126 years than the clubs that had to cheat the salary cap for their 16th flag Collingwood becomes the most successful club of all time... the GOAT

 

[FurTheWin]

Collingwood to be renamed 'everyone's grand final' and the tuggers to get upset about it.
Norfs not to finish bottom 4
Hawforn to win more games than Richmond
Shitney to lose against GWS and Brisbane and GC - the northern league cup
Melbourne to beat Collingwood
Carlton to beat Brisbane
West Coast to beat - no one
Port V Adelaide sees 10 players suspended from each team in a pre-season friendly
Freo supporters to laugh at WC finishing below them - again
Aints to finish in the eight again and like DOggies bow wow out in first elimination final
Naicos Promoted to Captain of Collingwood after Darcy Moore paints their hair pink

Jazny to come out and go back in
Hawforn flogs to start reappearing in teh bay after they beat Geelong
MOds to finally decide to clean up teh bay and ban the 'usual suspects'

Alright, that's a whole lotta Damus

Norfs not to finish bottom 4

Bold. 500 pts

Hawforn to win more games than Richmond

20 pts

Shitney to lose against GWS and Brisbane and GC

Another big one. 300 pts


Melbourne to beat Collingwood

Carlton to beat Brisbane

30 pts each


West Coast to beat - no one

Could it be? Would be funny af
300 pts

Port V Adelaide sees 10 players suspended from each team in a pre-season friendly

Minimum 10 players each team. Genuine AFL sanction.
1000 pts


Aints to finish in the eight again and like DOggies bow wow out in first elimination final

Yep.
10 pts


Naicos Promoted to Captain of Collingwood after Darcy Moore paints their hair pink

The way the Flogpies carry on over their Nassiah, he might well be made Captain and Life President by the end of the year.
Only 10 pts for this I'm afraid.


Hawforn flogs to start reappearing in teh bay after they beat Geelong

IF they beat Geelong
100 pts


Collingwood to be renamed 'everyone's grand final' and the tuggers to get upset about it.
Freo supporters to laugh at WC finishing below them - again
Jazny to come out and go back in

These are all certainties and can paid 1 pt each immediately.
You are the current leader.






MOds to finally decide to clean up teh bay and ban the 'usual suspects'

Yes. *
20 pts


* may involve losing certain games

 

[FurTheWin]

Just a gentle reminder that with a greater percentage over 126 years than the clubs that had to cheat the salary cap for their 16th flag Collingwood becomes the most successful club of all time... the GOAT

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Genuine 2024 predictions only in this thread thanks, Benny

 

[Anderstake]

Genuine 2024 predictions only in this thread thanks, Benny

Like I said Kev, just a gentle reminder, no need to get your knickers in a twist.

 

[catscratchfever]

13thmond to finish in the bottom 4.

The Squwarks to fail miserably.

Fremuddle ditto.

Wobblers to wobble in a return to their usual form.

Melbourne to completely implode as the Clayton Oliver

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Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

saga drags on and on - they should have chopped him when all his shenanigans first started.

The Aints to do their usual - nothing.

The Dogs to lay down in honour of Franco Cozzo.

Swans and Grundy could work.

Geelong will make their way back into the finals, then anything is possible.

Norf - putrid is as putrid does.

West Coast Giggles looking at 5 more years of pain.

Cartoon to prove last year was an aberration.

The Pincushions - meh.

Mouldy Toast - just that, Softwick will make minimal difference.

Brisbane - more failure.

GWS are a threat.

Adelaide looking to rise and might very well do so.

Port shmort.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Could you be a little more vague with those?