Food, Drink & Dining Out Your Final Meal

[pezz]

So you forgot the safe word and the hooker just wouldn't come around, your lawyer screwed you and lo and behold you now are sentenced to death. So whats your final meal GD. Feel free to include a tasty alcoholic beverage.

The last meal is a customary part of a condemned prisoner's last day. The day before the appointed time of execution, the prisoner receives the meal, as well as religious rites, if they desire. As a general rule, inmates may not ask for an alcoholic drink, as it dulls the senses.

Some famous final meals are


William Bonin: Two pepperoni and sausage pizzas, three servings of chocolate ice cream, and fifteen cans of Coca-Cola.


Ted Bundy declined a special meal, so he was given the traditional steak (medium-rare), eggs (over-easy), hash browns, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, and jelly


Timothy McVeigh: Two pints of mint chocolate-chip ice cream


Odell Barnes: "Justice, Equality, World Peace." It was denied.


Ronnie Lee Gardner: Lobster tail, steak, apple pie, vanilla ice cream, 7-Up, and watching The Lord of the Rings film trilogy.


John Wayne Gacy: A dozen deep-fried shrimp, a bucket of original recipe chicken from KFC, French fries, and a pound of strawberries.


Ricky Ray Rector: Steak, fried chicken, cherry Kool-Aid, and a pecan pie — which he did not eat, because he said he was saving it for later


Victor Feguer requested a single olive with the pit still in.


Lets have it

 

[Gus]

A big cake. Concealed within this cake will be machine gun with infinite ammunition, because I ain't gonna let them kill me. I'll shoot my way out of jail and be free.

 

[chirpymagpie]

tandoori chicken
rogan josh
roti bread
strawberry daquiri
chocolate fudge ice cream

 

[electricfeel]

Cheese platter for entree with lots of camembert and blue vein cheese. Rare, juicy steak with some veggies for dinner and san churro for dessert

 

[rossi]

5 litres of Wendy's mega choc super shake.

Also I hope my bowells evacuate and they have to clean that up the next day.

 

[Invigoration]

Strategic move from Ricky Ray, bet all the other guys will be regretting not saving a little pecan pie for when they get back from the electric chair.

Steamed chicken, brown rice and a scoop of whey in 2% milk for me. No excuses.

 

[Listed]

A chicken parma.

 

[HSSB]

All you can eat buffet

Or honey chicken, how good is that shit?

 

[joxstrap]

Stemmed chicken, brown rice and a scoop of whey in 2% milk for me. No excuses.

This, but I'd cut the rice because I'm on a cutting cycle.

 

[beez]

Glass of any red
Bowl of pasta with pesto, bacon and cheese
Safeway mudcake (the whole thing)
Finish with a nice latte or 4

 

[HarryTiger]

You realise your bowels when you die, use it to your advantage (their disadvantage).

 

[CHIEF SMACKAHOE]

as many cans of baked beans as they'll allow me to have

just shittons of baked beans

 

[ClarkeM]

My Nonna's pasta fagioli

 

[pezz]

Im going to start with a spanish tasting plate consisting of quality jamon, patatas bravas, pan seared scallops with pea puree, oysters (lemon juice, salt and a hint of tobasco ftw), chorizo, peppers stuffed with goats cheese and finish off with some char grilled chilli octopus all to be served with a quality sourdough bread and olive oil, murray river pink sea salt and freshly churned butter (one of lifes great simple joys).
While listening to Bob Dylan and downing a quality argentinian malbec.

For the main I will move on to my home made chicken curry (seriously I am a god in the Kitchen) with a side serve garlic naan and a pint of delerium tremens.

(Paella a close second but I dont want to be greedy)

I think I will finish off with chocolate crepes served with vanilla bean ice cream and a quality port, accompanied by a bottle of good english chocolate stout or porter. Tom Petty to play in the background and pr0n on the tv.

Come at me God

 

[Mattman93]

Im going to start with a spanish tasting plate consisting of quality jamon, patatas bravas, pan seared scallops with pea puree, oysters (lemon juice, salt and a hint of tobasco ftw), chorizo, peppers stuffed with goats cheese and finish off with some char grilled chilli octopus all to be served with a quality sourdough bread and olive oil, murray river pink sea salt and freshly churned butter (one of lifes great simple joys).
While listening to Bob Dylan and downing a quality argentinian malbec.

For the main I will move on to my home made chicken curry (seriously I am a god in the Kitchen) with a side serve garlic naan and a pint of delerium tremens.

(Paella a close second but I dont want to be greedy)

I think I will finish off with chocolate crepes served with vanilla bean ice cream and a quality port, accompanied by a bottle of good english chocolate stout or porter. Tom Petty to play in the background and pr0n on the tv.

Come at me God

Awesome.

 

[Messenger]

http://deadmaneating.blogspot.com/

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

http://community.guinnessworldrecords.com/_Largest-serving-of-Kapssah/BLOG/2496163/7691.html



...just until I finish anyway.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

as many cans of baked beans as they'll allow me to have

just shittons of baked beans

http://community.guinnessworldrecords.com/_Largest-Pot-of-Baked-Beans/BLOG/2629113/7691.html



Baked Beans, Baked Beans good for the heart....
The more you eat, the more......

 

[coke_zero]

A plate full of oreo's. I am not trippen balls when i say they are the shit!

 

[stmookeyj]

21 Piece bucket of original from the Colonel, followed by 3 Double Quarter Pounders from Macca's and a 4 litre tub of ice cream with chocolate ice magic, washed down with a 2 litre coke.

 

[Gus]

21 Piece bucket of original from the Colonel, followed by 3 Double Quarter Pounders from Macca's and a 4 litre tub of ice cream with chocolate ice magic, washed down with a 2 litre coke.

Hopefully have a heart attack before the chair- don't give them the satisfaction of killing you.

 

[Plugger35]

Hopefully have a heart attack before the chair- don't give them the satisfaction of killing you.

Either that or he'll be too fat to fit in the chair.

 

[juddsentant517]

in the words of Dale Gribble

"I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary."

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Was going to start this same thread last week but forgot...

Medium rare steak with mushroom sauce and a side of chips.
A nice Boags to wash it down.

 

[Shell]

Seafood, seafood and more seafood. In particular lobster, crab, mussels straight off the BBQ, Oysters, Octypus, Scallops, Prawns, etc etc.

And my grandma's Pastisio. (Greek lasange).

And wash that down with vanilla coke.



But I doubt I'd be able to eat, I'd be too nervous.

Edit: Omg, some chocolate too. How the hell could I forget chocolate??????!?!?! And some apple pie + ice cream. And a huge bucket of lollies.