Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[FoolCat]

In the shower I write swear words in the condensation on the glass to pass the time

I do this to. I once wrote something bad about my brother. When we had guests stay, they had a shower and the writing reappeared!

Over breakfast they asked if we left messages for each other. "Oh yeah I did once."

 

[Scotland]

Adopt a battling Premier League team each year in the hope they avoid relegation.

Currently on the Palace bandwagon.

 

[Gough]

Adopt a battling Premier League team each year in the hope they avoid relegation.

Currently on the Palace bandwagon.

My Mum likes this

 

[two up]

I do this to. I once wrote something bad about my brother. When we had guests stay, they had a shower and the writing reappeared!

Over breakfast they asked if we left messages for each other. "Oh yeah I did once."

I really thought I would be the only one. I try to write it very fancy then quickly wipe it off

 

[Big Stiff]

Wank 3 times in 15 minutes

 

[Gough]

Wank 3 times in 15 minutes

Strong user name to content ratio.

 

[Aussie_boy]

If looking at live sports scores online (particularly tennis), I'll cover one players 'score' with my hand/arm so it's more theatrical

**doubt this made sense

 

[RedmanWasHere]

If looking at live sports scores online (particularly tennis), I'll cover one players 'score' with my hand/arm so it's more theatrical

**doubt this made sense

Done it a few times as well.

 

[Cruyff14]

I can't sleep without socks on my feet.

Well, where else do you put them?

 

[The Prosecutor]

Well, where else do you put them?

Ever watched American Pie?

 

[BotsMaster]

Wait until the seat belt sign is turned off before undoing my seat belt, getting up, grabbing my bag and trying to force open the door.

 

[Nallad]

I tuck my penis into the elastic of my pants and cover it with a top when I need to hide my erection

 

[Rustin Cohle]

I tuck my penis into the elastic of my pants and cover it with a top when I need to hide my erection

Every male in existence does that.

 

[Nallad]

Every male in existence does that.

Welllll I also blow in the sink. Most men blow in the shower, tissues or toilet

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Every male in existence does that.

did this morning when i woke up with some glory

 

[Hoffy95]

Welllll I also blow in the sink.

So you watch yourself in the bathroom mirror and masturbate over yourself?

 

[Hoffy95]

I tuck my penis into the elastic of my pants and cover it with a top when I need to hide my erection

I pick a side, left or right, and then tuck it under one of my armpits.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Don't they say most germs in an office environment are on keyboards - not the public bathroom?

There are more germs on your mobile phone

 

[Nallad]

So you watch yourself in the bathroom mirror and masturbate over yourself?

When your mullet is as luscious as mine it's quite hard not to

 

[BILC]

When I'm playing FIFA and someone clips my leg or something I'll let out this little squeal like the players do when they get clipped in a real game, but it's starting to take over my life, first I started doing it around the house when someone bumped into me, I knew it was going too far when I was in Bunnings the other day and backed into a girls trolley and let out the squeal and automatically grabbed at my calf.

Has to stop.

 

[peternorth]

When I'm playing FIFA and someone clips my leg or something I'll let out this little squeal like the players do when they get clipped in a real game, but it's starting to take over my life, first I started doing it around the house when someone bumped into me, I knew it was going too far when I was in Bunnings the other day and backed into a girls trolley and let out the squeal and automatically grabbed at my calf.

Has to stop.

did you look around for the officiating officer in a cry for a booking?

 

[BILC]

did you look around for the officiating officer in a cry for a booking?

Usually at home I'll ad a "get him off!"

 

[peternorth]

Usually at home I'll ad a "get him off!"

you wanna what to him?

 

[HBF]

As a male in my early 40's living by myself, I do about 10-15 minutes of housework each morning before I go to work.
Amazing how much time it saves me over the weekend so I can actually get out and do things, rather than being stuck at home.

 

[Unknown Identity]

Twistie Sandwiches.. lots of butter.. anybody else eat these?