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GCR
WAG Gibbsy Moo
The Old Dark Navy's Shandog ferrisb
Jatz The Half Back RookieListed
happydude Dirty Bird A11dAtP0w3r
Determinant cammo6556 chefmeister
3KZ is Football sverik25 Nakia
TooUglyForFugly Ljp86 roo2macca
Igloo Easty HawkPatrol
jenny61_99 iBeng A Swallow
TheHoneyBadger The_Reaper timtamWB
DRA
DRA Foll : Hate, Danoz, Andonis1997
GCR Foll : Tommycash, Blacky, Footypie32
DRA INT : HARPSichord, Pie 4 Life
GCR INT : NTRabbit, Speck
Ha ha. Nakia playing on chefmeisterROUND 1: Dragons FFC vs Gold City Royals
PRE-MATCH:
One side won the premier just two seasons ago, while the other was one of the laughing stocks of the league. Two different sides, facing off to see just how their fortunes would go. The main complaint made about the Royals was simple. The lack of posting. With additions of senior players Nakia and Footypie32, both big names and strong, active posters in the league alongside a handful of rookies, they looked to resolve that issue. The Royals posted 140 times at time of writing, which while below the 212 of the dragons, is an improvement. Danoz and Hate where two key contributors, with new recruits iBeng and cammo6556, making an impact pre-match
THE SIDES:
1ST QUARTERCode:GCR WAG Gibbsy Moo The Old Dark Navy's Shandog ferrisb Jatz The Half Back RookieListed happydude Dirty Bird A11dAtP0w3r Determinant cammo6556 chefmeister 3KZ is Football sverik25 Nakia TooUglyForFugly Ljp86 roo2macca Igloo Easty HawkPatrol jenny61_99 iBeng A Swallow TheHoneyBadger The_Reaper timtamWB DRA DRA Foll : Hate, Danoz, Andonis1997 GCR Foll : Tommycash, Blacky, Footypie32 DRA INT : HARPSichord, Pie 4 Life GCR INT : NTRabbit, Speck
The game started well for the Dragons, with Hate getting his hand to it first. Rookie A Swallow however was inaccurate with his first kick, meaning he couldn't join the first goal from first kick club. The Dragons got ahead through a roo2macca goal, though the Royals quickly pegged them back. The Dragons pulled out ahead, slamming 6 unanswered goals, before the Royals could nab one. They traded a goal each after, to have a score of 8.1.49 to 3.2.20 at the first break. Not the start the Royals wanted
2ND QUARTER
The 2nd quarter had much relaxed start to the first, with neither side managing a score, until The Old Dark Navy's in the 7th minute. Rookie A11dAtP0w3R (worst name ever) followed shortly, before iBeng (another s**t name) kicked one, which lead Marlowe to say this
The Royals managed to kick 2 important goals, but it was lost somewhat when Moo goaled 20 seconds from half time, leaving a score of 10.1.61 to 7.3.45
3RD QUARTER
Shandog started the quarter in style, with a quick goal to reduce the deficit to 10 points. But in quick succession the experience of Danoz and Moo scored a goal each to take it back out to 22 points. A goal and point followed afterwards for the Royals, still 15 points behind. That quickly got shortened to 8 with a point quickly followed by a goal. With an extra behind to the Royals, they were only down by 7 with a score of 12.1.73 to 10.6.66.
4TH QUARTER
The quarter where dreams are fulfilled or crushed. ShanDog again started in style, kicking straight to leave it to a one point game. The class of Danoz, Hate quickly put on 2 more for the Dragons however and followed by iBeng. With two costly behinds, the Royals were down by 17, extended to 23 after a chefmeister goal. It took another 4 behinds before the Royals could score another goal, thanks to ferrisb, followed by The Old Dark Navy's. This brought the game to a 7 point game, with about 10 minutes to play. New recruit cammo6556 proved his worth, extending out the lead to 13, but ShanDog clawed one back with 3 minutes to go. In the end it was too little, too late and the Dragons won 17.1.103, to 14.12.96. The Royals would wonder what could have been, with missed chances and that poor chance, but it was a good performance by the Dragons especially as FF iBeng struggled with only the 2 goals from 2 kicks. Blacky was one of the best one for the Royals alongside ShanDog who impressed , while Hate had a captain's game and Moo scored a crucial 3 goals.
Season 21 Round 1 - Coney Island Warriors v Geelong Wolves @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves 16.5.101 d Coney Island Warriors 14.9.93
Best: GW - Hatchy1992, SM, gym4life, KangaFan35, mike123
CIW - Wooshette, toxic, boncer34, Frankston Rover, Freofalcon
Goals: Wolves - DREAM TEAM BUFF 4, Hatchy1992 3, Jordie_tackles 2, akkaps 1, yyou 1, Hawthorn United 1, gym4life 1, manboobs 1, Bucketss 1, Cooksen 1
Warriors - Reginald Perrin 3, Packedlunch 2, DapperJong 2, boncer34 2, zackah 1, Mr_Smooth 1, Wooshette 1, Freofalcon 1, Norm Landrover 1
The Geelong Wolves travelled to Van Cortland Park to take on BigJoeD_ and the Warriors, and came away with a tense 8 point win. The Wolves got away to a fast start, with a quick brace to akkaps and Hatchy 1992 soon cancelled out by boncer34 and Mr_Smooth. Wooshette and Hatchy1992 were having a titanic battle in the ruck, and the next two Wolves goals to DREAM TEAM BUFF and Jordie_tackles were answered by Reginald Perrin and Packedlunch to leave scores level at quarter time.
Controversy marked the start of the second term, as a goal after the quarter time siren to Hatchy1992 was allowed to stand. This seemed to spark the Warriors, with quick goals to DapperJong, Reginald Perrin and Freofalcon establishing a 2 goal break; however the Wolves pulled them back through Jordie_tackles and yyou, before Reginald Perrin briefly got away from jeremias to give the Warriors a 7 point half-time lead. SM and KangaFan35 had fantastic quarters for the Wolves whilst toxic relished the freedom of ruck-roving for the Warriors .
A dour struggle ensued in the third term, as the defences dominated. The ball bounced between the half-back lines for 12 goal-less minutes, before the Wolves through Bucketss and DREAM TEAM BUFF kicked the last two goals of the term to take the 3/4 time lead by 2 points.
An early goal to Wooshette saw the Warriors retake the lead in the final term, but it was shortlived as 4 consecutive Geelong goals took them to what looked like a winning 20 point lead. However, Coney Island struck back, and goals to boncer34, DapperJong and Packedlunch saw them to within 2 points with plenty of time left. But the Wolves held on calmly, and a second goal in the final term by DREAM TEAM BUFF saw the Wolves escape with an 8 point win.
For the winners, Hatchy1992 with 24 disposals, 9 hitouts, 4 tackles and 3 goals was BOG. His co-captain SM with 25 disposals also drove them forward along with debutant gym4life with 22, and KLangaFan35 gave great rebound from halfback. DREAM TEAM BUFF proved the matchwinner, with all of his 4 goals coming at critical times. Wooshette and toxic in the centre square were clearly the Warriors best, while Lord_Flasheart owned his wing. Reginald Perrin won his position early before disappearing after half time.
The Warriors can feel rightly aggrieved about the goal after the quarter time siren which was added on in the second term. The league is fortunate that this quirk of the sim did not alter the result. League admin The Filth Wizard must look into a solution for the issue.
You're lucky that the Landrover didn't have a bullbar...I would like to point out that I was nearly knocked out three times by Norm Landrover, just call me the Jono Brown of the Wolves
2 : 20.23 {rHBF} - stew42 crunched by Norm Landrover! stew42 very slow to get up.
3 : 2.52 {rHBF} - Someone call a dentist. stew42 has run into Norm Landrover and is hurting.
4 : 19.21 {rHBF} - Great bump by Norm Landrover. stew42 has not moved.
Season 21 Round 1 - Coney Island Warriors v Geelong Wolves @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves 16.5.101 d Coney Island Warriors 14.9.93
Best: GW - Hatchy1992, SM, gym4life, KangaFan35, mike123
CIW - Wooshette, toxic, boncer34, Frankston Rover, Freofalcon
Goals: Wolves - DREAM TEAM BUFF 4, Hatchy1992 3, Jordie_tackles 2, akkaps 1, yyou 1, Hawthorn United 1, gym4life 1, manboobs 1, Bucketss 1, Cooksen 1
Warriors - Reginald Perrin 3, Packedlunch 2, DapperJong 2, boncer34 2, zackah 1, Mr_Smooth 1, Wooshette 1, Freofalcon 1, Norm Landrover 1
The Geelong Wolves travelled to Van Cortland Park to take on BigJoeD_ and the Warriors, and came away with a tense 8 point win. The Wolves got away to a fast start, with a quick brace to akkaps and Hatchy 1992 soon cancelled out by boncer34 and Mr_Smooth. Wooshette and Hatchy1992 were having a titanic battle in the ruck, and the next two Wolves goals to DREAM TEAM BUFF and Jordie_tackles were answered by Reginald Perrin and Packedlunch to leave scores level at quarter time.
Controversy marked the start of the second term, as a goal after the quarter time siren to Hatchy1992 was allowed to stand. This seemed to spark the Warriors, with quick goals to DapperJong, Reginald Perrin and Freofalcon establishing a 2 goal break; however the Wolves pulled them back through Jordie_tackles and yyou, before Reginald Perrin briefly got away from jeremias to give the Warriors a 7 point half-time lead. SM and KangaFan35 had fantastic quarters for the Wolves whilst toxic relished the freedom of ruck-roving for the Warriors .
A dour struggle ensued in the third term, as the defences dominated. The ball bounced between the half-back lines for 12 goal-less minutes, before the Wolves through Bucketss and DREAM TEAM BUFF kicked the last two goals of the term to take the 3/4 time lead by 2 points.
An early goal to Wooshette saw the Warriors retake the lead in the final term, but it was shortlived as 4 consecutive Geelong goals took them to what looked like a winning 20 point lead. However, Coney Island struck back, and goals to boncer34, DapperJong and Packedlunch saw them to within 2 points with plenty of time left. But the Wolves held on calmly, and a second goal in the final term by DREAM TEAM BUFF saw the Wolves escape with an 8 point win.
For the winners, Hatchy1992 with 24 disposals, 9 hitouts, 4 tackles and 3 goals was BOG. His co-captain SM with 25 disposals also drove them forward along with debutant gym4life with 22, and KLangaFan35 gave great rebound from halfback. DREAM TEAM BUFF proved the matchwinner, with all of his 4 goals coming at critical times. Wooshette and toxic in the centre square were clearly the Warriors best, while Lord_Flasheart owned his wing. Reginald Perrin won his position early before disappearing after half time.
The Warriors can feel rightly aggrieved about the goal after the quarter time siren which was added on in the second term. The league is fortunate that this quirk of the sim did not alter the result. League admin The Filth Wizard must look into a solution for the issue.
I though it might be a bit too unbiased for team threads, but go ahead. Feel free to copy and pasteWell, I gotta say - you've just made my Monday morning match review a whole lot easier my man
Those goals are just goals kicked after the siren, nothing quirky. Only quirk about it is the description is added at the start of the following quarter.Season 21 Round 1 - Coney Island Warriors v Geelong Wolves @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves 16.5.101 d Coney Island Warriors 14.9.93
Best: GW - Hatchy1992, SM, gym4life, KangaFan35, mike123
CIW - Wooshette, toxic, boncer34, Frankston Rover, Freofalcon
Goals: Wolves - DREAM TEAM BUFF 4, Hatchy1992 3, Jordie_tackles 2, akkaps 1, yyou 1, Hawthorn United 1, gym4life 1, manboobs 1, Bucketss 1, Cooksen 1
Warriors - Reginald Perrin 3, Packedlunch 2, DapperJong 2, boncer34 2, zackah 1, Mr_Smooth 1, Wooshette 1, Freofalcon 1, Norm Landrover 1
The Geelong Wolves travelled to Van Cortland Park to take on BigJoeD_ and the Warriors, and came away with a tense 8 point win. The Wolves got away to a fast start, with a quick brace to akkaps and Hatchy 1992 soon cancelled out by boncer34 and Mr_Smooth. Wooshette and Hatchy1992 were having a titanic battle in the ruck, and the next two Wolves goals to DREAM TEAM BUFF and Jordie_tackles were answered by Reginald Perrin and Packedlunch to leave scores level at quarter time.
Controversy marked the start of the second term, as a goal after the quarter time siren to Hatchy1992 was allowed to stand. This seemed to spark the Warriors, with quick goals to DapperJong, Reginald Perrin and Freofalcon establishing a 2 goal break; however the Wolves pulled them back through Jordie_tackles and yyou, before Reginald Perrin briefly got away from jeremias to give the Warriors a 7 point half-time lead. SM and KangaFan35 had fantastic quarters for the Wolves whilst toxic relished the freedom of ruck-roving for the Warriors .
A dour struggle ensued in the third term, as the defences dominated. The ball bounced between the half-back lines for 12 goal-less minutes, before the Wolves through Bucketss and DREAM TEAM BUFF kicked the last two goals of the term to take the 3/4 time lead by 2 points.
An early goal to Wooshette saw the Warriors retake the lead in the final term, but it was shortlived as 4 consecutive Geelong goals took them to what looked like a winning 20 point lead. However, Coney Island struck back, and goals to boncer34, DapperJong and Packedlunch saw them to within 2 points with plenty of time left. But the Wolves held on calmly, and a second goal in the final term by DREAM TEAM BUFF saw the Wolves escape with an 8 point win.
For the winners, Hatchy1992 with 24 disposals, 9 hitouts, 4 tackles and 3 goals was BOG. His co-captain SM with 25 disposals also drove them forward along with debutant gym4life with 22, and KLangaFan35 gave great rebound from halfback. DREAM TEAM BUFF proved the matchwinner, with all of his 4 goals coming at critical times. Wooshette and toxic in the centre square were clearly the Warriors best, while Lord_Flasheart owned his wing. Reginald Perrin won his position early before disappearing after half time.
The Warriors can feel rightly aggrieved about the goal after the quarter time siren which was added on in the second term. The league is fortunate that this quirk of the sim did not alter the result. League admin The Filth Wizard must look into a solution for the issue.
Sorry?Ha ha. Nakia playing on chefmeister
Not much going on there, both too busy reeling in Podgey to get a kick!
Only a sneak peek, iBeng.Peeking in Round 1, interesting tactic...
ROY
El Zorro ShaunDuggan Stephen cRowe
Allikat Fred Freakie
Power Raid Spookism Noobz0r
Reardo Azarole Chezzalenko Reborn
Sublime MannumPower Quadzilla
Loonerty Mooch Mighty P
NSWCROW I Dont Care Marto_
Willo_ Mobbenfuhrer A Bit High
wharfie_1870 SpudsLoveChild Butler
royboy2 fitzroybowiedog MEB_
SCS
SCS Foll : Millky95, Ant Bear, Close Contest
ROY Foll : Klim, RU_, Broken
SCS INT : Jonts, Macca19
ROY INT : Slax, Dicky Fitzwell
Those goals are just goals kicked after the siren, nothing quirky. Only quirk about it is the description is added at the start of the following quarter.
My word usage peaked in grade 3.
Did you go to the same school as Wacky Tiger?My word usage peaked in grade 3.
Only a sneak peek, iBeng.
You both are getting Christmas cards this year.
Can I have a sneek peak at the card, pleese.You both are getting Christmas cards this year.
My word usage peaked in grade 3.