Dumb s**t campaigners Did While You Were At School

[mottrain]

Can apply also to yourself!

What are some of the dumb things people did when you were at school which got them in trouble or caused problems for others and or the school.?

In our first lesson of cooking, this dude got a metal bowl and put it in the microwave that had just been bought for the year 12 class m ainly and caused it to blow up. Was the funniest s**t ever. Even funnier when the food tech teacher in charge came running out squealing and shouting that it happened.

Secondly we had a guy steal and consume one of the contraceptive tablets handed around as a sample in Personal Development.

Thirdly we had a guy steal viagra from the chemist he worked at and take it while at school during class. Was ******* funny when he got a boner in front of the whole English class.


After I left :

We had guys (year below me) put cement in the toilets that were left out for part of the redevelopment as part of muck up day causing them to be clogged and useless.

Post more stories later what are some of yours?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

On muck up day, some kids were able to get three pigs (nfi how) and painted the numbers 1, 3 and 4 on them. Once the staff found the numbers 1, 3 and 4, they started looking for 2...

 

[TheFreshBanana]

On muck up day, some kids were able to get three pigs (nfi how) and painted the numbers 1, 3 and 4 on them. Once the staff found the numbers 1, 3 and 4, they started looking for 2...

Okay, sure.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

 

[RolandF1]

Not dumb so much but back in the day our school IT network didn't have the greatest security and those who were able to get in hid a few copies of Quake and other multiplayer games on the share drive. It enabled anyone who knew where to find them to install a copy onto their machine and use the network to play with others right across the school. The highpoint was getting 16 of us playing in one of the smaller multiplayer maps. It was awesome. But as per usual with such things, word of mouth spread about where those copies were available and others started using them, causing mass network gridlocks lol. That and some loud blokes yelling out 'YOU BASTARD' or 'DRILLED HIM' had the teachers catch on. Probably happened at a lot of schools back late 90s/early 00s.

 

[Quivorir]

We had the laziest IT teacher at school that just didn't give a s**t. He'd play Quake/Tribes/Halo what ever we were playing with us. It was great.

 

[Norwood1878]

I used to have a key to the under-croft canteen that was passed on to me from my brother and in my frees my mates and i would help ourselves to anything we wanted from there. Never got busted for that. Also me and mate had a racket going selling stuff we fleeced from the Bookstore supply room (calculators, pads, folders) which was like a cellar under a staircase in the main building. On one occasion when were were down there i was passing stuff back to my mate, not really looking and after a couple of minutes a bunch of pads hit the floor, i look around and the Vice Principal was there just looking and smirking at me and my friend is just standing there in silence. Got the cane and suspension for that.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

*

 

[little graham]

One day a mate stole some coin from a teachers handbag.About 100 bucks. He told his younger brother, who got caught with some of it and his mother dobbed them in. The principle told another mate, that I dobbed him in for stealing the money. That mate came up to me wanting to belt s**t out of me(naturally). When he found out the truth, he vandalized the principles car (quite rightly). The principle was well aware the sought of reactions you get when you tell an innocent person someone dobbed you in for something you did not do. Silly campaigner.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

This little try hard gangster from school was riding his bike down the street, riding along with his head down. A real estate agent's brand new BMW was sitting out the front and he went straight into the car, knocking himself out and putting a massive dent in the car's bonnet. My brother and I gave the name of the kid to the real estate agent later on.

Suffice to say we got bashed up by the kid's older brother and cousins the next day

 

[brahj]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/regrettable-things-youve-said.1069891/page-2#post-34050785

 

[Gough]

My old man claims to have, with others, disassembled a Morris Minor and then reassembled it in someones room when he was uni.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/regrettable-things-youve-said.1069891/page-2#post-34050785

I'd forgotten about that, kids can be real little campaigners at times.

 

[SugarShane]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/regrettable-things-youve-said.1069891/page-2#post-34050785

Still chuckle at that. It's terrible, like really terrible, but * me if i don't lol every time.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Didn't even laugh

 

[little graham]

This little try hard gangster from school was riding his bike down the street, riding along with his head down. A real estate agent's brand new BMW was sitting out the front and he went straight into the car, knocking himself out and putting a massive dent in the car's bonnet.

So he went straight over the back of the car, over the roof and landed on the bonnet?

 

[Punchy Bassett]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/regrettable-things-youve-said.1069891/page-2#post-34050785

Holy s**t, not cool at all.

PS the fact my missus is pregnant right now probably effects my views on this as well.

 

[checkraiseulite]

So he went straight over the back of the car, over the roof and landed on the bonnet?

Wut?

 

[Footypie32]

Had a bloke kick one of those doors with the glass panels on the bottom. Leg went straight through, which obviously shocked the hell out of him. He quickly pulled his leg back out, completely tearing through his calf muscle. Needless to say, there was blood. Everywhere. Spent the next 6 months getting around in a gopher.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

So he went straight over the back of the car, over the roof and landed on the bonnet?

no he was riding on the wrong side of the road

 

[little graham]

no he was riding on the wrong side of the road

Pretty dumb thing to do with his head down.

I've actually rode flat out around a corner into a parked car. It was a panel van. It hurt.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Kid took a dick pic then left his phone on the ground while playing soccer during recess.

Lunch time was all about the dick pic.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Pretty dumb thing to do with his head down.

I've actually rode flat out around a corner into a parked car. It was a panel van. It hurt.

Ive road my bike down a foothpath and gone into a car reversing out a drive way. Bruised chin and that was it thankfully.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Kid took a dick pic then left his phone on the ground while playing soccer during recess.

Lunch time was all about the dick pic.

Reminds me of primary school this poor girl was massively messed up cos of her junkie mum sleeping around with other men. Probably a hooker. She ran in and took her photo of her mum boinking some junkie prick, capturing balls and all and walked around the school with it.

 

[mottrain]

Kid took a dick pic then left his phone on the ground while playing soccer during recess.

Lunch time was all about the dick pic.

Was he called Josh???

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Was he called Josh???

Nah.

Name did start with a J though.