I had an Invisibility Cloak and a magical map which showed exactly where everybody in the school was. Got up to all sorts of shenanigans.
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Until fat Neville caught youI had an Invisibility Cloak and a magical map which showed exactly where everybody in the school was. Got up to all sorts of shenanigans.
On muck up day, some kids were able to get three pigs (nfi how) and painted the numbers 1, 3 and 4 on them. Once the staff found the numbers 1, 3 and 4, they started looking for 2...
I know that this has happened more than once and it didn't happen for the first time at my schoolHeard that story 100 times... been claimed by many many people
Did you see the pigs?I know that this has happened more than once and it didn't happen for the first time at my school
yes, number 3 and 4Did you see the pigs?
wtfHad this one kid at school who was notorious for just doing stuff. Things like putting sheep hearts into people's lunch boxes , filling kids bags with bean bag balls, shoving potatoes up the exhaust pipes of teachers cars etc. He even stole the keys for the school bus and took it for a joy ride.
He once went around to every power point he could find and shoved a paper clip between the active and neutral pins and switched on the power point. Blew almost every fuse in the school.
Tell me about it. You normally open it up expecting a vegemite sandwich and an apple, right ?
So did you join the air force?a little bit of a long one but I'll share as it comes up often at BBQ's between mates.
Cut a long story short in year 11 I was dating a foreign german exchange student (lucky me ) anyway at her farewell party after her 18months in Australia her host parents daughter as a joke got her this big black mofo of a dildo lets call it "blackie", so she says to me "VLM I can't take this home my parents will lose their sh1t if they find this" (typical uptight "ze germans" parents") so I said I would dispose of it… going on to tell my best mate what she had given me to rid of. After she returned home to Germany my best mate convinced me to bring it to school, sitting in in English class I go for a toilet break come back and find him poking me with something on my leg, look under the table and there is "blackie" he'd gotten it out of my bag.
Recess bell goes and we decide as a laugh we'll have a game of rugby using "blackie" as the ball as you can imagine many students found this hilarious.
after recess we had a free period were we went to the senior study hall, to "study" or more accurately play Counter Strike against others online.
Supervising the room was a teachers aid, and to this day i will never now why but my best mate went up and poked her in the shoulder with "blackie" she turned around and the look of sheer horror on her face…. WOW, well we legged it and ditched "blackie" in a female toilet sanitary bin!!
Later that day my best mate was pulled out of class by the vice principal and given 3 days suspension, my home group teacher called my parents to explain the situation as they knew i was involved but my mate never turned me in, well the look on my parents face that night trying to keep a straight face it was along these lines "VLM, this is very serious, you are planning on joining the air force after high school and any sort of sexual harassment against your name can ruin it" walked away and to end the story just imagine closing my bedroom door and hearing my dad piss himself laughing once I'd left the room.
still gets laughs when we discuss it 11 years on
where did he get the hearts though?Tell me about it. You normally open it up expecting a vegemite sandwich and an apple, right ?
No idea. He was a couple of years above me and was a bit of a nutter. Didn't feel like asking him.where did he get the hearts though?
no I ended up being a lazy bastard in year 12 and chose all subjects without exams, did a traineeship instead got my cert 3, went off and worked in the UK for a couple of years came home and now have a cushy sales job that i've been at for 5 + yearsSo did you join the air force?
When I was in year 10 on muck up day they either got salt or something else that would kill the grass and drew a massive dick on the oval, must have been big news because somehow my grandparents found out without my family telling them...Had a couple of blokes who would mess around with other kids' schoolbags. Various antics include any of the following:
- Emptying it out on the ground
- Turning it inside out
- Filling it with crud
- Hiding it
- Placing it up a tree
- Placing it atop a low hanging verandah
We too had multiplayer games that everyone used to play. Many got caught out when they did nothing to suppress their emotion
Once we got laptops, kids would reorder all the keys on the keyboard.
One year twelve muck-up day had rotten fish placed within the ventilation shaft, stinking out the whole building
Another muck-up day stunt saw a utensil and balls drawn on the oval.
Yeah our IT class was mainly playing CSS or Unreal Tournament.We had the laziest IT teacher at school that just didn't give a s**t. He'd play Quake/Tribes/Halo what ever we were playing with us. It was great.
I meant CSPeople were playing Counter strike online at school 11 years ago??
Got the cane and suspension for that.
Back in the day (before the 90s)