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[A11dAtP0w3R]

They infuriate me so much, Windsor plays like he did last night ...

MFC Meda team: "let's interview Christian Salem

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Christian Salem

Age

28

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.9

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

MG

350.6

5star

D

18.1

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.1

3star

MG

285.7

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.2

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

"

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Salem was fine on field last night but Salem was the same Salem we have seen for many years in interviews , bland, gave very little. Why the * wouldn't you interview the kid to generate some excitement after his performance? Mind boggling

 

[Topkent]

Salem was fine on field last night but Salem was the same Salem we have seen for many years in interviews , bland, gave very little. Why the * wouldn't you interview the kid to generate some excitement after his performance? Mind boggling

Salem's god awful boring. Squeaking little teenager sounding bloke who's almost 30

 

[Scythe94]

Oh boy, where to start

 

[Daemon]

Oh boy, where to start

This looks like something a grade 8 kid made up in computer science class.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

 

[Dancing Potato]

Oh boy, where to start

Jesus christ social media team. At least adjust the colour range on the Lever layer to match the background you useless *s.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Don't get me wrong I love roo. Did not think the preseason game was highlights galore for his marking though

 

[Bluelegs]

Don't get me wrong I love roo. Did not think the preseason game was highlights galore for his marking though

That's why it wasn't an 'Electrifying Performance'

 

[tomcruise]

That's why it wasn't an 'Electrifying Performance'

No Jaguar this year, so they'll have to come up with some other moniker.

 

[Bluelegs]

No Jaguar this year, so they'll have to come up with some other moniker.

I expect they decided to drop us after the Bowey video.

 

[tomcruise]

I expect they decided to drop us after the Bowey video.

Probably, which is crazy. That was 100% sponsor time, 0% electrifying performance. Reckon all our highlights should be a video of the sponsor's logo and some windows movie maker lightning effects.

 

[Scythe94]

Ok, but why are they all orange?

 

[CTHORANGE]

they're on fire

 

[PerfectFooty]

Reminder of my theory that it all comes from the top

 

[Topkent]

Reminder of my theory that it all comes from the top

The flying * is that dogs dish of s**t

 

[Scythe94]

Best part is that you can't even ride jet skis in the harbour.

 

[Bluelegs]

Best part is that you can't even ride jet skis in the harbour.

That's why the police helicopters are after them.

 

[Scythe94]

That's why the police helicopters are after them.

Either that, or because they're out after dark in Sydney.

 

[Dory_77]

Reminder of my theory that it all comes from the top

Beat me to it. This thread was my first thought seeing that monstrosity

 

[PerfectFooty]

Dear AFL, please let the Giants media team handle any post pertaining to them. You're dragging them down

 

[Scythe94]

Dear AFL, please let the Giants media team handle any post pertaining to them. You're dragging them down

Horrendous, but it successfully triggered Pies fans, so it's not all bad

 

[PerfectFooty]

Soooo, I was tabbed out on the Billings post match interview and I tabbed back in at the right time. Someone didn't learn windows movie maker 101
Timed link for your convince may I present a sneaky "New Text Layer"

 

[Bluelegs]

Soooo, I was tabbed out on the Billings post match interview and I tabbed back in at the right time. Someone didn't learn windows movie maker 101
Timed link for your convince may I present a sneaky "New Text Layer"

This is the sort of s**t I love. He's starting to win me over.

 

[Jamurp]

Soooo, I was tabbed out on the Billings post match interview and I tabbed back in at the right time. Someone didn't learn windows movie maker 101
Timed link for your convince may I present a sneaky "New Text Layer"

Looks like Billings was none too pleased with said new text layer too!