Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 7 - Fighting Furies v Coney Island Warriors at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[James Colorado]

432nd beer? You’ve gone soft.

432 beers would make it difficult for even the best of us to keep hard.

 

[James Colorado]

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That is the most confusing thing I've seen in at least 3 hours.

 

[Frederico_WA]

Hello Warriors

 

[Tonga Bob]

432 beers would make it difficult for even the best of us to keep hard.

Hard? It's bloody difficult!

 

[Tonga Bob]

432nd beer? You’ve gone soft.

Person. I'm not an alcoholic you know.

I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Here I was thinking being a female robotic orangutan was normal.

Didn't you get banned from here ages ago?

 

[pantskyle]

Didn't you get banned from here ages ago?

Did I?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Didn't you get banned from here ages ago?

Nah that was Doctor Colossus.

 

[Ocha905]

Person. I'm not an alcoholic you know.

I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

I’d go with connoisseur

 

[Ocha905]

432 beers would make it difficult for even the best of us to keep hard.

That make sense with all that liquid addition to a solid foundation.

I think I just passed elementary science.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Heya Dumbarse. Like the new avatar, looks more realistic. A thumb in a shirt.

Shut up Bob

 

[Tonga Bob]

Shut up Bob

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Hello Furbags. I can't tell you how excited I am about this contest.

 

[Frederico_WA]

Hello Furbags. I can't tell you how excited I am about this contest.

 

[James Colorado]

That make sense with all that liquid addition to a solid foundation.

I think I just passed elementary science.

My studies did lead to me picking up a BSc along the way, and I think you just distilled everything I learnt in that portion of my uni journey...

Well, that and going to a chemistry lab after a pub lunch, and being advised during the safety checks to be very careful with one of the reagents, as getting a single drop of it in your eye dissolves the fatty tissue in the socket and the eye ball will just fall out.

I didn't drink before chemistry lab again (thankfully I didn't get a drop in my eye, and still have both baby blues).

 

[James Colorado]

I’d go with connoisseur

Appreciates it going both in and back out?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Appreciates it going both in and back out?

Creamy on the inside, wearing three coats of chocolate and got a stick up the anoos.

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[pantskyle]

No chin.

 

[Dinsdale]

No chin.

Not at that angle

 

[Dinsdale]

No chin.

And why can't you say something nice?

 

[Tonga Bob]

And why can't you say something nice?

Nice pint. Sorry about the chin.

 

[Frederico_WA]

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Jokes on us, Dinsdale is the beer not photobomber.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Jokes on us, Dinsdale is the beer not photobomber.

Close but NQR. Dr Dinsdale is the photobomber, Dinsdale's Monster is the beer.

 

[pantskyle]

And why can't you say something nice?

Beer looks good.