Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - with 2023 finals on the line, GWS win by +100 / Nov4 = 7000 days since last final win / RIP D2D and T_S

[Lomas]

I read it as * saying

“Once we get rid of Heppell, Merrett, parish, stringer, wright, Ridley, Langford, Draper, McKay, Gresham, hind, guelfi we will be set to challenge for the 8”

I was surprised that they have the most top ten picks in the league. With Dodo having won every draft, how did it come to this?

 

[the big lebowski]

I was surprised that they have the most top ten picks in the league. With Dodo having won every draft, how did it come to this?

That surprises me too.

Let’s see if I can list them off the top of my head

Caddy
Tsatas
Hobbs
Unicorn Cox
Perkins
Reid

Now it gets hard

Heppell
Stringer
Parish
Shiel

Can’t think of anymore, how’d I go?

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I asked Google Gemini and the answer was simples...



I am assuming Nate Caddy is Nate7

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Copilot gave me this...

You
tell me all of the players on the 2024 essendon afl playing list that were top 10 draft selections

Copilot
Certainly! Here are the Essendon players on the 2024 AFL playing list who were top 10 draft selections:

1. Andrew McGrath: Drafted at #1 in the 2016 National Draft. Notable honors include Rising Star (2017) and AFLPA 1st (2017)1.
2. Darcy Parish: Drafted at #5 in the 2015 National Draft. Named an All-Australian in 20211.
3. Kyle Langford: Drafted at #17 in the 2014 National Draft. Achieved AA40 in 20231.
4. Elijah Tsatas: Drafted at #5 in the 2022 National Draft1.
5. Jye Caldwell: Drafted at #11 in the 2018 National Draft1.
6. Zach Merrett: Drafted at #26 in the 2013 National Draft. Multiple All-Australian selections and Best & Fairest awards1.
7. Ben Hobbs: Drafted at #13 in the 2021 National Draft1.
8. Sam Weideman: Drafted at #9 in the 2015 National Draft1.

These players have made significant contributions to Essendon, and their draft positions reflect their talent and potential.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Based on the above, I think we can safely assume that Mark (Robbo AKA Slobbo) Robinson is an avid user of AI to write his football stories these days.

 

[Liam Boy]

I asked Google Gemini and the answer was simples...
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I am assuming Nate Caddy is Nate7

Wow, Nate Caddy is Lachie Hansen in disguise??? I never would've picked that

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

How many seconds ago was September 4th 2004?

616,007,669 seconds

 

[spurs]

Bard up to his old tricks to save his job for 8 years of mediocrity

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Bard up to his old tricks to save his job for 8 years of mediocrity

blackshadow and Hojuman will need to get their calendars and calculators out to calculate how many days since * won a final in seven years from now!

 

[The Warlord]

It'll be 20 years if they don't manage one this year right

 

[The acurate one]

It'll be 20 years if they don't manage one this year right

Well if you had seen this article, it an 8 year plan. lol

General B Scott is back in the saddle and couldn't give a *. Who in their right mind recruits T Goldsteins at 35 and then mentions an 8 year plan. General B Scott is *en who. Speaking of who, don't forget Mr Magoo as well.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/brad-scott-reveals-bizarre-8year-plan-for-dons/video/9d8939a9d13ff809dd3cf80ae51053a8

 

[The acurate one]

General B Scott I hated your time at North, despised you more than most realise.

Your fat smug face and beady eyes, but you've gone up a notch and I wish you longevity at *. And * it, let's reset your 8 year plan in around four years. Them dumb campaigners won't notice.

 

[Nate7]

I asked Google Gemini and the answer was simples...
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I am assuming Nate Caddy is Nate7

Good sleuthing!

 

[muttley45]

I remember Terry Wallace was labelled the Baron of Bullshit after he floated his 5 year plan scenario, 8 years Braddles, seriously.

 

[DesertRoo]

General B Scott I hated your time at North, despised you more than most realise.

Your fat smug face and beady eyes, but you've gone up a notch and I wish you longevity at *. And * it, let's reset your 8 year plan in around four years. Them dumb campaigners won't notice.

They’re going to skillet him next year, if they haven’t won a final

 

[ferball]

I asked Google Gemini and the answer was simples...
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I am assuming Nate Caddy is Nate7

My god. When AI takes over its gonna be even more stupid than human politicians and dictators.

Also check this out:

Welcome to the Gemini era — Bard is now Gemini. Chat to supercharge your ideas, write, learn, plan and more.

Is the only way he plays Caddy if Caddy convinces him he's an old bastard?

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I remember Terry Wallace was labelled the Baron of Bullshit after he floated his 5 year plan scenario, 8 years Braddles, seriously.

 

[the big lebowski]

Copilot gave me this...

You
tell me all of the players on the 2024 essendon afl playing list that were top 10 draft selections

Copilot
Certainly! Here are the Essendon players on the 2024 AFL playing list who were top 10 draft selections:

1. Andrew McGrath: Drafted at #1 in the 2016 National Draft. Notable honors include Rising Star (2017) and AFLPA 1st (2017)1.
2. Darcy Parish: Drafted at #5 in the 2015 National Draft. Named an All-Australian in 20211.
3. Kyle Langford: Drafted at #17 in the 2014 National Draft. Achieved AA40 in 20231.
4. Elijah Tsatas: Drafted at #5 in the 2022 National Draft1.
5. Jye Caldwell: Drafted at #11 in the 2018 National Draft1.
6. Zach Merrett: Drafted at #26 in the 2013 National Draft. Multiple All-Australian selections and Best & Fairest awards1.
7. Ben Hobbs: Drafted at #13 in the 2021 National Draft1.
8. Sam Weideman: Drafted at #9 in the 2015 National Draft1.

These players have made significant contributions to Essendon, and their draft positions reflect their talent and potential.

Haha I forgot number 1 pick Andrew McGrath. That’s how s**t he is.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Haha I forgot number 1 pick Andrew McGrath. That’s how s**t he is.

A genuinely bland, nondescript, just there on the field footballer.

In to his eighth year.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I sometimes see dermie down at Frankston Bunnings but today I'm on the lookout for Jobe Watson...

 

[shinboner magic]

just a nice quick 8 years turn around, no worries

Let’s hope it goes as well as barrassi’s 5 yr plan at the godees

 

[danj]

General B Scott I hated your time at North, despised you more than most realise.

Your fat smug face and beady eyes, but you've gone up a notch and I wish you longevity at *. And * it, let's reset your 8 year plan in around four years. Them dumb campaigners won't notice.

I’m actually worried that some of the * members might already be awake to BS and his tenure will be cut short, I hope not, they deserve each other for at least the next 8 years

 

[The acurate one]

I’m actually worried that some of the * members might already be awake to BS and his tenure will be cut short, I hope not, they deserve each other for at least the next 8 years

True that, BS and his BS, hard to differentiate, hence why he prefers to be known as GBS, General Brad Scott. Although GBS will still confuse some. Great Bull Sh!**er

 

[Passmore]

I’m actually worried that some of the * members might already be awake to BS and his tenure will be cut short, I hope not, they deserve each other for at least the next 8 years

I kind of want them decent enough so he doesn't get the arse. Hang around 10 wins a year for the next 8 years.

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[Nate7]

I kind of want them decent enough so he doesn't get the arse. Hang around 10 wins a year for the next 8 years.

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Funnily enough, didn't Bad Scotts once declare 10 wins to make finals?