Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[TooUglyForFugly]

Suing the AFL as they have money. If 34 players successfully sued * then they (*) would be broke.

They suck it out of the dimwit supporters as is.

 

[Jade]

They suck it out of the dimwit supporters as is.

Donate to the Flight Plan. I know I did. Hirdy said I should

 

[DesertRoo]

Suing the AFL as they have money. If 34 players successfully sued * then they (*) would be broke.

But, but Little has billions. He'll pay the all lawsuits with the loose change in his wallet. :stern look

 

[Jade]

But, but Little has billions. He'll pay the all lawsuits with the loose change in his wallet. :stern look

Actually I think ~$900m at last check.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Actually I think ~$900m at last check.

Pauper

 

[Dirty_11]

NLM should sue himself for allowing * to constantly jab him with no questions asked.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

NLM should sue himself for allowing * to constantly jab him with no questions asked.

I'm suing North for letting NLM play well against us. If it wasn't for North he would have been delisted a hell of a lot sooner.

 

[astrovic]

I'm suing North for letting NLM play well against us. If it wasn't for North he would have been delisted a hell of a lot sooner.

When did that happen???

God I feel so dirty all of a sudden :-(

 

[Higgins2Waite]

When did that happen???

God I feel so dirty all of a sudden :-(

2011 - 2 goals and 12 possessions as the sub
2008 - 4 goals...how that happened mystifies me

He didn't line up against us often but he did he made it count

 

[Dirty_11]

2011 - 2 goals and 12 possessions as the sub
2008 - 4 goals...how that happened mystifies me

He didn't line up against us often but he did he made it count

Also got us in trouble with the AFL when he half KO'd Lachie.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Do we sue the club for Kerridge?

 

[utility]

I would have thought in matters like this, you join all of the parties into the action, with, *essendon at the head of the list, closely followed by *dank, our "hero" *sir *james, other staff involved at *essendon at the time and then the AFL, by virtue of their responsibility as the ultimate employer.

If you sue multiple parties for the same thing, the first named should always be the one with the deepest pockets - then the rest descending in order.

So I'd name *Little first and see how he goes with that.

 

[Horace]

Just realised I completely overlooked wishing all the *druggies out there at *peptide park a merry Christmas. To all those *donialists at *essendon may your *substances of choice in 2015 live up to the mighty standards set by your *saviour *jimmy *bigears when *he was hard at in 2011 and 2012.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Christmas is about celebrating the birth of James Hird.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Christmas is about celebrating the birth of James Hird.

Well, the timeline seems about right for the crucifixion. Hopefully no resurrection this time.

 

[Jade]

Well, the timeline seems about right for the crucifixion. Hopefully no resurrection this time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Coming

 

[GarnerSmash]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Coming

Good get.

Pretty sure the second coming signals the end of the world. Maybe in this instance that will be contained purely to *?

 

[Jade]

Good get.

Pretty sure the second coming signals the end of the world. Maybe in this instance that will be contained purely to *?

Obviously. There is no other world outside the EFC.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Obviously. There is no other world outside the EFC.

*Jim is Great.

All hail the *Jim.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Jim Beam?

 

[Jade]

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*Jim is Great.

All hail the *Jim.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

James Hird's s**t smells like a heartily cooked roast lamb in winter topped with herb and honey mustard crust, and served with a side of oven-baked carrots spoiled in honey.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

TARNYA.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Well, the timeline seems about right for the crucifixion. Hopefully no resurrection this time.

Just an erection.

 

[jeremy77]

Jimmy Turd is just a turd