I had a neighbour who was the complete opposite, ok to look at but she was a complete nutcase, one night she smashed the front windows of her house, next minute the cops roll up and I mean literally a minute, she blamed the ex hubby for doing it and they went off to arrest him, all the while I'm standing in my front yard listening to all this thinking WTF.Any couple who have been together 10 years and havent thought of someone else in the sack would be around 70%-80% lying i reckon so im not bothered if shes done it as well. Only thing bothers me Toffee is i need to avoid this particular temptation, in 100 ways would i do this bird. Wonder if theres a jims mowing near me? For the love of god i hope she doesnt show up at any of the local bars when im pissed, will have to do that ice bucket challenge from the ice box straight over the bar to make it home a faithful man
The day she moved out I celebrated, I put up with 8 months of hell from this nutcase from smashed windows to setting a car on fire in their driveway, I prefer my new neighbours, never see or hear a peep out of them except for when their young child chucks a tanty.
