Society & Culture Things that s**t me part X- The Tenth edition!

[MarcMaverick]

Continued from this thread

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=902206

Any ways Welcome to the Tenth edition of TTSM!

Right down to business.

The weather in Melbourne.

Also going to sleep when your full of beans and waking up stuffed

 

[Off The Couch]

It's 5.45 on a Saturday morning and I'm posting on bf. Not being able to sleep totally shits me.

 

[Piss Poor]

P platers in nice cars s**t me, every p plater should have s**t car until they are older enough and have experience and to appreciate that car. Spoilt little shits.

 

[Affidavit]

Jealousy can be very dangerous PP.

 

[Lemma]

Subbed

 

[Ed_Gein]

when they don't say 'bye' before hanging up the phone in films. rude bastards.

 

[bunsen burner]

Jealousy can be very dangerous PP.

He has a good point. It doesn't bother me but your first few cars should be older cars. They break down and s**t and then you learn the basics of a car.

 

[bunsen burner]

I think this annoys me worse than anything:

People who park their car half a car length from the end - whether than be the pole that says no parking the other side, or a drive way, or a cross street. That space is essentially wasted. So often I see if happen and if the parked right at the start/end then you could fit another car in.

The main thing that gets me is why so many people are so f***ing dumb and can't work it out. It's seems pretty obvious that's how you should park to me.

 

[BotsMaster]

P platers in nice cars s**t me, every p plater should have s**t car until they are older enough and have experience and to appreciate that car. Spoilt little shits.

I have a friend who has a R34 non-turbo automatic skyline and he's crashed it 5 times.

 

[silverscope]

Our cat bringing in tiny little lizards (Skinks are they?) all the bloody time!!!

 

[Apollo2011]

That I can't grow a beard.

 

[Igloo]

That none of the supermarkets near my house stock Dick Smith peanut butter anymore. Now I have to buy some other s**t brand.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

That I can't grow a beard.

I think you'll find that's quite common for women.

 

[The Passenger]

when they don't say 'bye' before hanging up the phone in films. rude bastards.

likewise, have you ever seen anyone lock a door in a film?? i'd love to know where hollywood found all these self locking doors....

and i'd also like to know where they find those L-shaped bedsheets that go perfectly so that they completely cover the girl, but leave the guys chest shown off to the world... because i've never seen that happen in real life.

 

[Cruyff14]

Not just a film, TV shows in general. Nobody has keys.

 

[Apollo2011]

Redden being subbed off in the 3rd quarter, left me with 2199, one short

 

[The Passenger]

Not just a film, TV shows in general. Nobody has keys.

very true that... except in two parts of seinfeld where keys were central to the joke

1) the episode where the all swapped who got the other's spare keys for their apartment

and

2) when jerry was impressing his girlfriend by opening the door quickly before the imaginary robber could get them....

ahhh seinfeld, only they could make something sound so crappy into brilliant comedy.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Yeah gonna say Seinfeld had keys

 

[pepsi]

April Fools Day. I can't believe people still fall for it every year.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Not just a film, TV shows in general. Nobody has keys.

same goes for when they jump in a car. they seem to take off straight away. lol. no need for keys there either.

 

[SugarShane]

same goes for when they jump in a car. they seem to take off straight away. lol. no need for keys there either.

Same thing on the way out. Don't turn the car off and take the keys, don't throw the hand brake on, just get out, close the door (optional) and look badass.

I also want to find where they get their TVs from. Whenever i switch mine on, it's always ads. Whenever they switch it on in movies/TV, it always comes on right at the start of the sentence that they're most interested in.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I also want to find where they get their TVs from. Whenever i switch mine on, it's always ads. Whenever they switch it on in movies/TV, it always comes on right at the start of the sentence that they're most interested in.

They also turn the TV off again as soon as they've heard the vital sentence. They never seem to wonder if perhaps there's more information still coming.

 

[kfc1]

Corporate email signatures. Work has just implemented a 'brand refresh' including a new 18 line signature. it really pisses me off getting emails from people that contain one or two sentences of actual email, followed by 18 lines of signature garbage.

 

[Off The Couch]

Corporate email signatures. Work has just implemented a 'brand refresh' including a new 18 line signature. it really pisses me off getting emails from people that contain one or two sentences of actual email, followed by 18 lines of signature garbage.

I don't get those who thank the rightful owners of the land in emails.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Not just a film, TV shows in general. Nobody has keys.

There has been keys in seinfeld.[YOUTUBE]6NLs88NJsKw[/YOUTUBE]