Roast Vent Thread - 2014 Edition

[lion4life]

Ahh, a ******* donut. I ******* hate ******* donuts from ******* spuds and their ******* late withdrawal s**t.

In round 3 I traded ******* Cox down to ******* Hickey who ******* dishes out that ******* 30 something s**t. He ******* gets ******* injured the next ******* week the ******* soft *, so I trade him to ******* Mumford who is a ******* late withdrawal. I have ******* Currie as a ******* emergency and hes another ******* late withdrawal that ugly ******* troll. * * *.

 

[HenrikLundqvist]

* you Currie you *********. I'm sure your own family hates you.

 

[Plugger35]

Glad I'm not the only one venting about getting a donut thanks to Hickey and Currie being late withdrawals.

F***ing ruckmen are always such a pain in the arse.

Wouldn't surprise me if Sandilands is another late withdrawal or gets injured again.

 

[RBW_007]

Awesome Currie is out My cover for Mummy and McEvoy across all 3 fantasy formats. Actually didn't even ******* realise McEvoy wasn't playing this week after someone from Hawthorn said he was right to go this week. Missed him not being named in the bloody teams

 

[CaptScott]

Awesome Currie is out My cover for Mummy and McEvoy across all 3 fantasy formats. Actually didn't even ******* realise McEvoy wasn't playing this week after someone from Hawthorn said he was right to go this week. Missed him not being named in the bloody teams

You sir, win the prestigious 'rooted by the rucks' award for this round.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Brad ******* Scott can go suck a bag of ******* dicks. Robbie ******* Nahas you can get ****ed too. ******* campaignernuggets. I was having a good ******* round, but no, "HEY I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA, LET'S REPLACE CURRIE WITH ROBBIE ******* NAHAS!" IT'S NOT A GOOD ******* IDEA IT'S A PIECE OF s**t IDEA AND YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF s**t. I'M GOING TO CAST DISPERSIONS ON YOU YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT.

 

[bombermick]

Trade Cox to Mummy a couple of weeks ago. It will be fine they said, you'll make lots of money they said.

 

[bombermick]

Josh Caddy, why don't you go and get ****ed?

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Hickey - Late Out, * you but its alright I have currie
Currie - late out, FUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUU TOOOOO THE COOOOOORRRRREEEE BRAD SCOTT YOU ILLITERATE, MORONIC, IDIOTIC, CATATONIC USELESS EXCUSE FOR A COACH

 

[Crawb]

Tom Mitchell on his way for another shithouse score. 8...

Pitty I can't trade all of Cloke, Caddy and Mitchell next week

 

[yogibbear]

Mumford, Currie (E) = Donut!
Hanley
Caddy
Polec on my bench

 

[go you pups]

So you mean underperforming guys like Caddy, Mitchell, Dangerfield. etc...no, I did that too

Parker's going ok though haha and Wingard's been ok (apart from him getting injured)

 

[Hate]

Mumford, Currie (E) = Donut!
Hanley
Caddy
Polec on my bench

I feel your ******* pain.

Franklin back to getting his shitty ******* scores. McDonalds on 36 at HT not doing me any damn favours. Polex on the bench with Ellis on the field FAK

Heading for a solid 1.7k knocking me right back to like 17k from top 1k FFS

 

[go you pups]

Don't get why Longmire plays Mitchell as a forward, he's an inside mid play him there geez. Blokes like O'Keefe (old) and McGlynn (tagger) who have played forward in the past should play forward again to let Mitchell play in his preferred position.

 

[go you pups]

Ahh, a ******* donut. I ******* hate ******* donuts from ******* spuds and their ******* late withdrawal s**t.

In round 3 I traded ******* Cox down to ******* Hickey who ******* dishes out that ******* 30 something s**t. He ******* gets ******* injured the next ******* week the ******* soft ****, so I trade him to ******* Mumford who is a ******* late withdrawal. I have ******* Currie as a ******* emergency and hes another ******* late withdrawal that ugly ******* troll. **** **** ****.

That you Crawb?

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Shiels... Man. Oh. Man.

I will eat your f***ing face!!!

Nothing like some subtle encouragement to get em' going!

 

[Torz]

Chapman out.

Wouldn't it be handy to have decent forward rookies for emergencies. But nope, Kennedy-Harris thanks for your 45.

 

[Hate]

Chapman out.

Wouldn't it be handy to have decent forward rookies for emergencies. But nope, Kennedy-Harris thanks for your 45.

Chappy? Oh * me in the ass. Can my DT round get any worse? (you watch, it will)

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Chappy? Oh **** me in the ass. Can my DT round get any worse? (you watch, it will)

 

[go you pups]

Chappy? Oh **** me in the ass. Can my DT round get any worse? (you watch, it will)

Just can't pick Chappy, never have, when Stevie J was a fwd I'd always pick him 1st even though he'd be up for a suspension

 

[wilo]

Buddy reported just glad i don't have him phew

 

[Crawb]

That you Crawb?

I don't rate Cox

 

[LordHaart]

Whatever moronic voice told me it was smart to put Griffiths on field over Enright, Ellis on over Polec, Currie as Emg instead of Derickx, and Ablett as C instead of Johnson can get the **** out of my head.

The first two in particular cost me about 100 points. Guess the silver lining is that I at least cracked 2k, compared to my pitiful performance last week.

 

[HammerTime55]

Lost my league match by ******* 8 points. Thanks to ******* Crowley tagging the **** out of Watson. And yeah, thanks Longmire. Thanks for playing Mitchell up front. Inspired move that won you th......... oh wait. YOU STILL ******** LOST! Why not let the kid playing in the ******** midfield where he ******* belongs!

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[Crawb]

Mitchell, Caddy, Rohan out. Ambrose already out. NEED to dump Cloke! Oh god my forwards are going to be the end of me...