No good; no good, we’re no good at all;
it wasn’t the Cats or Kardinnia Park.
We lack structure, skill, any sign of spark;
it’s not Neil Craig. It’s not Trigg. This gall
is sour, flat, thin rain; it’s an empty cart
that will take us nowhere; it has to fall.
I’ve changed my mind. I thought he was secure.
Neil Craig must step down. The Board is leaking;
Craig will not be there next year, that’s for sure.
Why wait, now? That’s their recent thinking.
They dumped Gary Ayres for Craig’s early trial;
Now they’ll cut him before he loses his gummy smile.
Here’s the question for the club. Will we trade up
with a brand new coach? We had sludge, mistakes,
and then a madman who delivered two mad cups
but left the club in freefall. Ayres applied the brakes.
Craig has been no better than Ayres but no worse;
He changed the list and suffered an injury curse.
Or will we trade down? Take Mark Bickley for the season
as an acting coach – test his steel, and test his reason?
And then invite Simon Goodwin to throw his hat in the ring
to come home and, with Bickley, discover if they can sing?
it wasn’t the Cats or Kardinnia Park.
We lack structure, skill, any sign of spark;
it’s not Neil Craig. It’s not Trigg. This gall
is sour, flat, thin rain; it’s an empty cart
that will take us nowhere; it has to fall.
I’ve changed my mind. I thought he was secure.
Neil Craig must step down. The Board is leaking;
Craig will not be there next year, that’s for sure.
Why wait, now? That’s their recent thinking.
They dumped Gary Ayres for Craig’s early trial;
Now they’ll cut him before he loses his gummy smile.
Here’s the question for the club. Will we trade up
with a brand new coach? We had sludge, mistakes,
and then a madman who delivered two mad cups
but left the club in freefall. Ayres applied the brakes.
Craig has been no better than Ayres but no worse;
He changed the list and suffered an injury curse.
Or will we trade down? Take Mark Bickley for the season
as an acting coach – test his steel, and test his reason?
And then invite Simon Goodwin to throw his hat in the ring
to come home and, with Bickley, discover if they can sing?