The fish John West rejects - the next ALP cabinet

[Dry Rot]

Are we all looking forward to the next Federal govt cabinet?

Let's see what's in the pantry:

Gourmet food you'd be happy to serve:

Combet, Smith and M Fergsuon (both pleasant surprises,) possibly Crean

Gourmet food but sadly past its use by date:

Tanner, Faulkner

Nasty stuff at the back of the fridge, some of it in pretty packaging but really off

Swan, Gillard, Conroy, Bowen, Sherry, Garrett, Wong, Macklin, Carr, Plibersek, Albanese, Burke....

Doesn't look good, does it?

 

[tandino]

Mysterious tin can with no label or used by date on it.

Oakeshott

 

[Dry Rot]

Mysterious tin can with no label or used by date on it.

Oakeshott

I think he's a bathroom product.

 

[skipper kelly]

Blue Loo

 

[evo]

The best I can say for that lot is that Stephen Smith's do has lots of potential.

I'm hoping over the next year or so it develops from the Smith:

into "the Koizumi"

 

[Dry Rot]

The best I can say for that lot is that Stephen Smith's do has lots of potential.

I'm hoping over the next year or so it develops from the Smith:

into "the Koizumi"

Sensational. Smith knifes Gillard, looks like that, gets my vote, no matter what his policies are.

Those sunnies would stop whaling and global warming...

 

[skipper kelly]

Yes, I'm a bit surprised DR put Combet in the 1st group. Smith is all they've got.

 

[Freo Big Fella]

I think Oakeshott will make a great Kittens and Rainbows Minister.

 

[Relativity]

I think he's a bathroom product.

More like a laxative.

 

[nicky]

hahahahahahhehehehe this thread is SO FUNNY! You have such a sense of timing.

It must be a tough gig, sitting on your oversized arses all day declaring your ignorance with the limited knowledge and understanding you have about even the most basic things.... but you do it.


keep up the awesome work.

"btw, i voted liberal because i'm a libertarian, so don't try and pigeon hole me"

 

[noddy]

This thread needs to be spruced up a touch.

Now where is that infamous clip from the Magpies/Crows final game of last year you know the one with that line of

"right in front of me we were robbed"

Anyway DR the list that Tony has to choose from including Tony himself makes those who you put up on the Labor side look like the Rolls Royce's of Australian politics .

 

[pazza]

Smith goes to Finance, Rudd to Foreign Affairs, Mike Kelly goes to Defence (from the Defence Personnel ministry) and Oakeshott, if you believe the scuttlebutt, gets Regional Australia

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Smith goes to Finance, Rudd to Foreign Affairs, Mike Kelly goes to Defence (from the Defence Personnel ministry) and Oakeshott, if you believe the scuttlebutt, gets Regional Australia

And so he should after doing more for Regional Australia, than the Nationals have for a very long time.

Although it is a double edged sword do well and he'll never lose his seat, do poorly and his political career is over.

 

[Clay Davis]

I'm surprised Swan knows how to breathe.

 

[Financialpanther]

hahahahahahhehehehe this thread is SO FUNNY! You have such a sense of timing.

It must be a tough gig, sitting on your oversized arses all day declaring your ignorance with the limited knowledge and understanding you have about even the most basic things.... but you do it.


keep up the awesome work.

"btw, i voted liberal because i'm a libertarian, so don't try and pigeon hole me"

I think the top part is actually located on the position description of any politican starting in office.

 

[blackcat]

The best I can say for that lot is that Stephen Smith's do has lots of potential.

I'm hoping over the next year or so it develops from the Smith:

into "the Koizumi"

had Koizumi as my screensaver 'bout eight years ago

 

[blackcat]

Smith goes to Finance, Rudd to Foreign Affairs, Mike Kelly goes to Defence (from the Defence Personnel ministry) and Oakeshott, if you believe the scuttlebutt, gets Regional Australia

dont rate kelly one iota. Rambamming victim.

 

[skipper kelly]

hahahahahahhehehehe this thread is SO FUNNY! You have such a sense of timing.

It must be a tough gig, sitting on your oversized arses all day declaring your ignorance with the limited knowledge and understanding you have about even the most basic things.... but you do it.


keep up the awesome work.

"btw, i voted liberal because i'm a libertarian, so don't try and pigeon hole me"

Hi Nicky. How are you?

 

[Inferno]

Are we all looking forward to the next Federal govt cabinet?

Let's see what's in the pantry:

Gourmet food you'd be happy to serve:

Combet, Smith and M Fergsuon (both pleasant surprises,) possibly Crean

Gourmet food but sadly past its use by date:

Tanner, Faulkner

Nasty stuff at the back of the fridge, some of it in pretty packaging but really off

Swan, Gillard, Conroy, Bowen, Sherry, Garrett, Wong, Macklin, Carr, Plibersek, Albanese, Burke....

Doesn't look good, does it?

To be fair, I'd add Roxon and Shorten (despite his role in the Rudd assassination) into the top category.

 

[nicky]

Hi Nicky. How are you?

Very well and how are you? Good i expect, go swans

 

[The_Reaper]

To be fair, I'd add Roxon and Shorten (despite his role in the Rudd assassination) into the top category, both did pretty well in their portfolios at least in comparison to the rest.

I'd add Roxon to the Swan category

 

[Chops_a_must]

A lot of knives out for Macklin in the media...

 

[skipper kelly]

Very well and how are you? Good i expect, go swans

Hi Nicky.

Its a funny question you ask. I often reply to people "not too well". Its funny watching their eyes and seeing how quick they can get away. If its on the phone it often invokes deathly silence.

Yeah I'm good. Thanks for asking.

 

[nicky]

Hi Nicky.

Its a funny question you ask. I often reply to people "not too well". Its funny watching their eyes and seeing how quick they can get away. If its on the phone it often invokes deathly silence.

Yeah I'm good. Thanks for asking.

hahaha yeah the rules are you reply with the stock standard "good thanks". What is the point of even asking?

 

[skipper kelly]

hahaha yeah the rules are you reply with the stock standard "good thanks". What is the point of even asking?

Its fun doing it my way. Be good Nicky