Official Match Thread S13 Round 2: East Side Hawks vs Southern Dragons at Waverley Park

[peterss]

East Side Hawks Team

FB: anti Fivestrings Statsfanatic
CB: Tarkyn_24 Quinz philcara16
C : Hawks1523 Biggie Boncer
CF: madman Frankston Rover Zarko
FF: Krazy Kris YOTC reggie
RR: Larrikin Wally Kerrby
Int: Gilbert Hodge Nessy

Southern Dragons Team


Teams due by Sunday
Game simmed on Monday

 

[Axel.]

Hopefully we can continue with our recent good form. Carn Dragons.

 

[Jobe3votes]

Come one Dragons, lets thrash the Dawks, Waverley Park ? That's pretty damn close to my current living location so that's more than idea for me

Word has it the Dawks have a fair few aged players on their list, surely that wont help them at all. They rarely talk the talk, so maybe they let the action on the field during the match do their talking, as much bewildering as that sounds, I don't think it'll work against us.

They gave their previous opponent a huge start, if they do that to us, we will totally destroy them, and there is nothing those old fogies can do about it.

Cooommmmmmmmmeeeeeee Ooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn !

 

[boncer34]

To old too slow and Michael Voss would be a better captain then what we currently have.

BTW Go Hawks.

 

[Biggie]

Same shit different day.

Unchanged.

FB: anti Fivestrings Statsfanatic
CB: Tarkyn_24 Quinz philcara16
C : Hawks1523 Biggie Boncer
CF: madman Frankston Rover Zarko
FF: Krazy Kris YOTC reggie
RR: Larrikin Wally Nessy
Int: Gilbert Hodge bomberlegend07

 

[Jobe3votes]

Same shit different day.

Unchanged.

FB: anti Fivestrings Statsfanatic
CB: Tarkyn_24 Quinz philcara16
C : Hawks1523 Biggie Boncer
CF: madman Frankston Rover Zarko
FF: Krazy Kris YOTC reggie
RR: Larrikin Wally Kerrby
Int: Gilbert Hodge Nessy

Unchanged from a losing side ? are you serious ?

This side reminds me of 2010 Eagles, just appearing on match day for the sake of it, in cricket terms, just rolling over the arm because you have to. You mugs wont get far if you keep the same group of misfits after losing a winnable match the week before.

Hang on hang on ! I was wrong, sorry ladies ! more like the brisbane bears when they 1st started out

Why even bother turning up ? this will be embarrassing for the Dawks, seriously ! I think Collingwood vs Greater West Sydney would be a closer result than the Dawks vs Southern Dragons and that's being kind.

So i'm thinking the retirement home are letting these wirely old bones out on day release ? better call 000 and organise some ambulances to be honest, this will be a killing, sorry for the pun

And if you think you'll come back from that then think again ladies, if you try to, there is only 1 thing to do ...

... to call GHOSTBUSTERS !

So needless to say, I am really looking forward to this joke of a matchup, atleast your fans wont be stuck in the carpark after the game, they'll be long gone before end of the game anyway, that's if any turn up when the game starts

 

[Big Bad Buddy]

Time to turn the first win into another win, Hawks are no sludge and will fight till the end but we must come away with the win!

 

[WAG]

I believe we have a filter problem.



Definitely a promising start to the season, however let's not get ahead of ourselves. Every team deserves our respect.

For example, I will have great respect for the Hawks when they show up on Monday, knowing they are going to get taught a football lesson.

I respect the Hawks for being in this league, if only to make up the numbers in S13 so we don't have to have a bye.

Finally, I respect the Hawks for donating 4 points to the Dragon cause !

 

[Easty]

Same shit different day.

Unchanged.

FB: anti Fivestrings Statsfanatic
CB: Tarkyn_24 Quinz philcara16
C : Hawks1523 Biggie Boncer
CF: madman Frankston Rover Zarko
FF: Krazy Kris YOTC reggie
RR: Larrikin Wally Kerrby
Int: Gilbert Hodge Nessy

I thought it was only two on the bench?

Meh, regardless, you could have 4 extra players on the field the dragons would still come out on top!

 

[WAG]

I thought it was only two on the bench?

Meh, regardless, you could have 4 extra players on the field the dragons would still come out on top!

I think Gilbert's just there to take photos !

 

[Jobe3votes]

I think Gilbert's just there to take photos !

Nah I heard he's just the Waterboy

There are 2 chances the Dawks have of beating us on Monday and that is ZERO and NO Chance

But I hope that doesn't stop them turning up on Monday, and I do hope they think they have a chance of winning, but if thats what they think then this is what I have to say about that

I've booked the Dawks players a few rooms in a Hotel they are used to, it came pretty cheap but only because they have been there many times, it's

Enjoy your stay Ladies

 

[Biggie]

I thought it was only two on the bench?

Meh, regardless, you could have 4 extra players on the field the dragons would still come out on top!

Gilbert Hodge is one person

 

[boncer34]

I thought it was only two on the bench?

Meh, regardless, you could have 4 extra players on the field the dragons would still come out on top!

I think Gilbert's just there to take photos !

Nah I heard he's just the Waterboy

There are 2 chances the Dawks have of beating us on Monday and that is ZERO and NO Chance

But I hope that doesn't stop them turning up on Monday, and I do hope they think they have a chance of winning, but if thats what they think then this is what I have to say about that

I've booked the Dawks players a few rooms in a Hotel they are used to, it came pretty cheap but only because they have been there many times, it's

Enjoy your stay Ladies

****ing noobs. Gilbert Hodge is one player.

Arrogant little *****. We're the reigning premiers and we have the last 2 Mobb Medal winners in our side plus one of the greatest FF of all time and a Centre line that wouldn't look out of place in the SFA team of the century.

Back in your boxes bitches.

 

[Axel.]

To old too slow and Michael Voss would be a better captain then what we currently have.

BTW Go Hawks.

****ing noobs. Gilbert Hodge is one player.

Arrogant little *****. We're the reigning premiers and we have the last 2 Mobb Medal winners in our side plus one of the greatest FF of all time and a Centre line that wouldn't look out of place in the SFA team of the century.

Back in your boxes bitches.

 

[Easty]

****ing noobs. Gilbert Hodge is one player.

Arrogant little *****. We're the reigning premiers and we have the last 2 Mobb Medal winners in our side plus one of the greatest FF of all time and a Centre line that wouldn't look out of place in the SFA team of the century.

Back in your boxes bitches.

Who puts a space in their username anyway...

 

[boncer34]

I'm Charlie Sheen's publicist.

Who puts a space in their username anyway...

Oh look another 12 year old that thinks posting pictures makes you cool. It doesn't. It makes you another 12 year old w***er.

 

[Easty]

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[Zainta]

Oh look another 12 year old that thinks posting pictures makes you cool. It doesn't. It makes you another 12 year old w***er.

Oh look, another post from Boncer saying that being a 12 year old is a bad thing. Age is beyond someone's control Bonce, but intelligence isn't. You can control how smart you are, and you've done a fairly shoddy job of that haven't you?

 

[Jobe3votes]

****ing noobs. Gilbert Hodge is one player.

Arrogant little *****. We're the reigning premiers and we have the last 2 Mobb Medal winners in our side plus one of the greatest FF of all time and a Centre line that wouldn't look out of place in the SFA team of the century.

Back in your boxes bitches.

ha ha ha swearing wont get you anywhere Madam. Reining Premiers ? well the destiny is over young man. You pride yourself on history, come Monday you and your club will be history after we humiliate you on the field of battle.

There's this show on tv called 'So you think you can dance', kinda reminds me of the way your mob plays their footy, 'So you think you can play footy'. I think after last Mondays loss, we all know the answer to that, and that's a big NO

You can swear all you like but it just proves the point I was getting to in my previous post. You lost last match, and it'll be 2 in a row for your old fogeys, don't forget your wheelchairs.

We are top for a reason and there is nothing you nor your team of misfiring misfits can do about it wether you like it or not

You lot are all talk and no action, kind of remind me of the Pakistan cricket team, how are they going at the moment ? All talk and no friggin action

Your game plan is about as interesting as the big **** I took last night, smelt real bad, just like your teams prospects in this Mondays match against the biggest, baddest most Awesomness club in the SFA.

And if you aint down with that, I got 2 words for ya ...

 

[Biggie]

Wow man, you really need to learn to cut down your bantering.

 

[WAG]

Wow man, you really need to learn to cut down your bantering.

Ah let him go. He is young and enthusiastic. You can't fault him for that surely? Unless of course you are a bitter old man worn down by years of hard drink and harder women!

 

[Jobe3votes]

Wow man, you really need to learn to cut down your bantering.

Seriously, is that all you have ? No wonder you muppets lost last Mondays match, you dont talk enough, now speak up whilst you still can because come Monday will be embarrassing for you lot. And that Is Guaranteed.

But then again your mob is just a bunch of lazy old farts who are more than used to losing, not our problem you cant interact when it's required. Don't blame us for your crapness

Now I am off to bed, which was hours ago for you old buggers.

 

[Biggie]

Much better effort, well done to you.

 

[boncer34]

Oh look, another post from Boncer saying that being a 12 year old is a bad thing. Age is beyond someone's control Bonce, but intelligence isn't. You can control how smart you are, and you've done a fairly shoddy job of that haven't you?

I cant recall ever saying being a 12 year old is a bad thing.

 

[Jobe3votes]

I cant recall ever saying being a 12 year old is a bad thing.

whats this clown on about ? he seems to always mention 12 yr olds, Have we got another Mr Baldy on our hands ? Might have to contact SFA Management to inform them of this guys shananigans.

So the game is on around 1pm Monday, we wouldn't want the Dawks to be in the powder room powdering their noses would we ? and please for god sake, don't bring your handbags on to the field, keep them for the showers after the thrashing we will give you.

So the rumour has it the Dawks have been getting hints this preseason from the GWS outfit, well I hope they play like them, they did last Monday Keep up the good or rather bad form ladies

Also, there is no need to get your panties in a knot over how much people post or don't post, just worry about your own backyard before you wish you were in our backyard !

Good luck at training this week muppets, we wouldn't want any of you girls to miss through an unexpected injury curse