Photos - Collingwood training - Wednesday 21-12-2011

[FIGJAM]

Had a shoulder op iirc, so maybe still working on ground stuff for the time being.

There is a photo of him going to training with boots.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Eddie: "Welcome to Collingwood son."
Marley: "Gee, thanks Mr McGuire!"
Eddie: "Look, I've had a look at your videos and bio and I reckon you've got great potential to be quite an excitement machine son."
Marley: "Gee, Thanks!"
Eddie: "But ya know, I also reckon ya also got the potential to muck around a bit, and I just want you know that if I so much as hear a tiddly poop about ya off the footy field I'll personally castrate ya with a blunt pair of rusty nail clippers and have ya back on the next plane west. Do we understand each other?".
Marley: "Um, er, um, yeah ..."
Eddie: "Very good, son, you're a smart lad, got potential to be a real excitement machine ya have, a real excitement machine."

 

[76woodenspooners]

Buckley: "Whaddaya reckon of my new pet monster here Harv's?"
Harvey: "Gee Bucks, he sure is a beauty!"
Buckley: "Well how about we let him off his leash and put him through his paces then?"
Harvey: "I'd love to see that Bucks ..."

 

[76woodenspooners]

Eddie: "Whaddaya reckon about our midfield here Harvs?"
Harvey: "Very impressive Eddie, very impressive."
Eddie: "Well I hope they're not too impressive 'cause I expect you to find a way to make 'em even better, got it?"
Harvey: "Yeah right Eddie."

 

[76woodenspooners]

...: "Hello, is that Peter?"
Peter: "Yeah it's Peter here."
...: "G'Day Peter, it's Eddie McGuire here"
Peter: "Oh, Hi Mr McGuire"
Eddie: "Welcome to Collingwood son"
Peter: "Oh, thanks Mr McGuire"
Eddie: "Now tell me what the %#@$&@* ya doing answering ya mobile phone at training?
Peter: "Um..."
Eddie: "If ya don't take training seriously, we don't take you seriously. And if we don't take you seriously, ya outta 'ere, got it?"
Peter: "Um..."
Eddie: "Good, Welcome to Collingwood, ya got a great future son."

 

[76woodenspooners]

Wittsy thinking: "Gee, that was great advise from Shaw: I just gotta copy what Swanny does and I'll fit in just fine. Got myself booked into a week at the tat parlour over Christmas so I'll be sweet."

 

[76woodenspooners]

Eddie: "How's Bucks doing Rocket?"
Rocket: "Bucks is doing great Eddie"
Eddie: "Ya know, Bucks is a legend of this footy club, I love 'im, he's like a son to me"
Rocket: "He'll do well Eddie."
Eddie: "I hope so Rocket, I hope so, 'cause if he %$#@&'s up, I wouldn't hesistate to kick his butt outa 'ere. And if that happens you gotta be ready to take over."
Rocket: "Understood Eddie"
Eddie: "Ya gotta be ready, it could be at any time Rocket, any time, ya got me?"
Rocket: "I will be Eddie."

 

[TradeDraft]

Eddie: "How's Bucks doing Rocket?"
Rocket: "Bucks is doing great Eddie"
Eddie: "Ya know, Bucks is a legend of this footy club, I love 'im, he's like a son to me"
Rocket: "He'll do well Eddie."
Eddie: "I hope so Rocket, I hope so, 'cause if he %$#@&'s up, I wouldn't hesistate to kick his butt outa 'ere. And if that happens you gotta be ready to take over."
Rocket: "Understood Eddie"
Eddie: "Ya gotta be ready, it could be at any time Rocket, any time, ya got me?"
Rocket: "I will be Eddie."

Don't give the Papers Idea's Mate

 

[76woodenspooners]

Don't give the Papers Idea's Mate

Where do you think I got my ideas from?

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Someone call David Williamson, we could have the start of a script for the Club Part II.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Swanny: "So there I was in Vegas, I'd been playing Poker for 47 hours straight before finally passing out. Next thing I know I'm in the tattoo artist's chair ..."

 

[76woodenspooners]

Eddie: "What are new kids like?"
Buckley: "Yeah, early days, but they're pretty keen, I reckon a few of them'll do well."
Eddie: "Good, so no excuses then?"
Buckley: "Nah, no excuses Eddie."

 

[DWil6]

Good work 76. I often wondered what they were saying. To now have a written transcript is awesome!

 

[mattys123]

Swanny: "So there I was in Vegas, I'd been playing Blackjack for 47 hours straight before finally passing out. Next thing I know I'm in the tattoo artists chair ..."

Pleeeeeaaasssseee.... We all know Swanny was playing Poker.

 

[handy point]

Funny stuff, 76.

But you gotta wonder about El Presidente's goggle selection.

 

[Swooop]

Yeah, great work 76ws

I may not look at Brian's photos quite the same again from this point!

Seeing you kicked this off, maybe 76 you can pick out one photo for a caption competition in the new year, you be the sole judge for weekly winner

Help us through the cricket season till footy starts again...

 

[76woodenspooners]

Bucks: "Oh S**T, Eddie's turned up to training."
Harvey: "Yeah, and he aint look'n happy."
Rocket: "Fair enough, his dad died on the weekend."
Harvey: "Oh yeah, what do we do?"
Bucks: "Look, I know a little trick that always calms 'im down when he's stroppy - put a Sherrin in his hand."
Rocket: "Does that work?"
Bucks: "Yeah, every time - makes him think like he's a footballer. Harvs go give him a Sherrin."
Harvey: "Oh, why does it have to be me?"
Rocket (laughing) "Because it'll be good for your coaching development Harvs."

Harvey: "Lachlan, I want you to go over to Eddie McGuire over there, introduce yourself, and give him one of the training Sherrins."
Lachlan: "Oh, OK, but why would Mr McGuire want a football?"
Harvey: "Look if ya going to get anywhere in football mate ya gunna have to learn how to follow instructions and not ask questions."
Lachlan: "Oh, OK"

Lachlan: "Hi Mr McGuire, I'm Lachlan Smith. Here, have a football."
Eddie: "Oh, thanks son, welcome to Collingwood. Ya know, I've got a good feeling about you son, I reckon ya gunna have a bright future with us!"

 

[Swooop]

LOL, very good!!

 

[TradeDraft]

LOL, very good!!

2nd That and Keep Them Coming

 

[76woodenspooners]

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Brian, thanks heaps for the photos - they've provided me with a little fun

Pleeeeeaaasssseee.... We all know Swanny was playing Poker.

Yeah, you're right, my bad! I'll edit the post.

Seeing you kicked this off, maybe 76 you can pick out one photo for a caption competition in the new year, you be the sole judge for weekly winner

But if I run a caption comp then I wouldn't be able to enter

Anybody any thoughts on what Shaw is saying to Ball here?

 

[Swooop]

We'll have to get someone else to be the judge then.

Or you judge and don't feel bad awarding yourself the major prize?

BTW,

Shaw: Hey Bally, betcha $10 you can't do thirty pushups before Bucks catches ya.

Ball: Bulls**t Heater, he's so busy talkin' to all the boys, he'll never see me.
Ball: And someone needs to teach you a lesson about your freakin' $10 bets

 

[rustyg70]

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Ball: "I'm sure I saw Blairy here somewhere!!"