Oppo Camp Essendon V Hawthorn banter thread (Round 18)

[DapperDon]

Please pick Hodge. Seeing footage of him for Box Hill he's obviously been to the Jay Neagle Fat Farm in his layoff, won't last a quarter in the seniors before blowing up completely.

EDIT: Sorry for putting this in the banter thread, it is clearly more appropriate for the robust discussion thread

Not the most professional person is Hodge.

 

[MinerBoy]

Walked into that one, didn't he?
Like Jetta strolling into an open goal.

Yeah... I almost felt guilty.

Hanging your hat on that is about equivalent to being satisfied with an honourable 10 goal loss this week.

Please pick Hodge. Seeing footage of him for Box Hill he's obviously been to the Jay Neagle Fat Farm in his layoff, won't last a quarter in the seniors before blowing up completely.

In all seriousness, the footage I've seen of Hodge (TV spots and on field) show him looking slimmer than I recall. Doubt he'll play but even short of a gallop I'd be happy for him to just to start pumping "AFL Miles" into him sooner rather than later.


Anyway, nice thread guys. I could waste all day here but I better not. Good luck.

 

[Pweter]

In all seriousness, the footage I've seen of Hodge (TV spots and on field) show him looking slimmer than I recall. Doubt he'll play but even short of a gallop I'd be happy for him to just to start pumping "AFL Miles" into him sooner rather than later.

Graham Johncock slim or Derek Kickett slim?

 

[Necromancer Beth]

You were the first one in so booked! Your new signature is going to be a lot worse than the one you have now

But North Melbourne think they are your biggest rivals.

 

[DapperDon]

But North Melbourne think they are your biggest rivals.

Dude. Talking to yourself AGAIN?

Take your medication already

 

[Tassieboy]

Anyway, nice thread guys. I could waste all day here but I better not. Good luck.

Good luck to you too. *Shudder*

 

[Slattery_20]

Hanging your hat on that is about equivalent to being satisfied with an honourable 10 goal loss this week.

I'm glad you can rationalise your upcoming pantsing.

 

[MightyHawks]

No chance of 50,000 people this week.

Think of the all Bombers Reserved Seat holders who have got something else on...

 

[DapperDon]

No chance of 50,000 people this week.

Think of the all Bombers Reserved Seat holders who have got something else on...

Most of the Hawks membership base is in Tassie, so too hard for them to get to the ground.

Pity

 

[Donakebab]

No chance of 50,000 people this week.

Think of the all Bombers Reserved Seat holders who have got something else on...

Don't worry, while I will be in another state, I have passed my membership on to another rabid red and black.

 

[Jade]

I'm liking this one; lots of zippy one line barbs.

 

[cash]

Time for a line in the sand!
Just get buddy in the sandpit and <injunction>

 

[MightyHawks]

Don't worry, while I will be in another state, I have passed my membership on to another rabid red and black.

And there will be heaps of Bomber fans just like you who are "out of town" for the evening

 

[MightyHawks]

Most of the Hawks membership base is in Tassie, so too hard for them to get to the ground.

Pity

I'll be there. I hope you'll be there too.

Hope the Bummers will be wearing that fetching new Grey jumper that has the names of your coaching staff on it

 

[DapperDon]

I'll be there. I hope you'll be there too.

Hope the Bummers will be wearing that fetching new Grey jumper that has the names of your coaching staff on it

Luckily for us Shit and Piss colours don't clash with Red & Black.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Has he played on someone the last 8 weeks? Or has he just floated in and out of contests - 3rd/4th man up.

Has Fletcher played on anyone in the last 10 years or has he just floated in and out of contests - 3rd/4th man up??

 

[Jade]

Has Fletcher played on anyone in the last 10 years or has he just floated in and out of contests - 3rd/4th man up??

Fletcher will still be playing when Gibson is delisted.

 

[cash]

Has Fletcher played on anyone in the last 10 years or has he just floated in and out of contests - 3rd/4th man up??

I don't know, why don't you ask clarkson who likes to tag him ( a 37 year old).

 

[MinerBoy]

Fletcher will still be playing when Gibson is delisted.

With your list, he'll need to be.

 

[Jade]

With your list, he'll need to be.

Quick, witty - I like it.

 

[cash]

With your list, he'll need to be.

yeh... well you're a stupid head.

 

[Brown n Gold]

I don't know, why don't you ask clarkson who likes to tag him ( a 37 year old).

Baaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.... tag him

There is a difference between tagging him and sending Jordan Lewis down there to make him look inept.

 

[Jade]

Baaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.... tag him

There is a difference between tagging him and sending Jordan Lewis down there to make him look inept.

Ahhhh you mean like how Gumbleton made Hodge look like an absolute plodder?

 

[Brown n Gold]

Ahhhh you mean like how Gumbleton made Hodge look like an absolute plodder?

He did???

 

[cash]

Baaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.... tag him

There is a difference between tagging him and sending Jordan Lewis down there to make him look inept.

yep its tagging. Putting a spud player on a good defender to take them out of the match.