Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Schulzenfest]

Self-explanatory. Dunno if there's another one of these threads floating around.

So I just learned that Brett Ebert is our third highest goalkicker in our AFL history. If he kicks 12 more goals before the end of his Port Adelaide career, he'll be second. That's depressing.

 

[Stromageddon]

It annoys me that the black/white on the vee on our white/black training guernseys respectively are bigger than the teal. That's depressing.

 

[Forzaport]

KT has been running a secret review since February and it looks like there'll finally be some changes to our stale football program. That's promising.

 

[shewho]

I'm twelve.

 

[Portia]

I think Port started going downhill when Russell Ebert started getting involved in the club again. His absence was the most productive period in PAFC history.

 

[Natman]

I've always wanted one of these threads so I could make this post.

 

[tribey]

It annoys me that the black/white on the vee on our white/black training guernseys respectively are bigger than the teal. That's depressing.

The training guernseys are cack.

Should be the prisonbar.

 

[chachi11]

I like typing....

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[finbarr]

Equestrian sucks balls and should be removed from the Olympics.

 

[Portia]

If Russell Ebert had married a tall girl, the revised, not-short Brett Ebert may have been better than Wayne Carey.

 

[Portia]

If Port had come into the AFL in 1990, how would we now rank Tredrea, Modra and Hodges comparatively?

 

[Waspy79]

I get really annoyed at having to pay extra for more leg room on flights despite being a fairly normal height of 1.91m

 

[Stromageddon]

The equestrian commentator talks through her nasal passages, articulates her s's very heavily, and takes far too many audible breaths before and after sentences.

 

[Stromageddon]

I'm skinny and have no muscle but when I wear my guernsey, and look in the mirror, it doesn't look unusual because that's what our team is like.

 

[Portia]

If Brian Cunningham hadn't arranged to leave the club at the end of 2004, would we have won the premiership in 2005?

 

[Portia]

I still don't understand why I liked Stephen Daniels as a footballer.

 

[finbarr]

If Brian Cunningham hadn't arranged to leave the club at the end of 2004, would we have won the premiership in 2005?

Nah. Choco still would have gone banana's and tried doing it again for Josh and Matty.

 

[Portia]

My PAFC Buddy curse is so strong, I will pick Kane Cornes next year.

 

[Natman]

If Russell Ebert had married a tall girl, the revised, not-short Brett Ebert may have been better than Wayne Carey.

Older brother Ben is a lot taller that Brett.
Imagine, Brebert, Benbert and Brabert in the same team. Awesome.

 

[Portia]

If Collingwood had made a decent offer for Nick Stevens and landed him, would they have won the 2004 premiership?

 

[Waspy79]

I'm tiring of the anti-Kane and anti-Brett sentiments on this board.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I'm tiring of the anti-Kane and anti-Brett sentiments on this board.

If it makes you feel any better, Daniel Stewart is making me feel a lot more positively towards Brett Ebert lately because at least Brett Ebert isn't Daniel Stewart.

 

[Portia]

We never really dealt with what caused the 2001 elimination final loss to Hawthorn, and we're still paying for it today.

 

[Portia]

I'm tiring of the anti-Kane and anti-Brett sentiments on this board.

I'm tiring of still needing to express them.

 

[chachi11]

I like that matthew bishop is in our coaches box...
He seems to offer a lot to our coaching department.