Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Ahern2Boof]

They're in shit. Lets post our condolences.

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Okay I'm done.

 

[Kcrack]

I'm just happy there's something for BF to go batshit over (for a while), this offseason is killing me.

 

[Only Forwards]

Context is a wonderful thing, here's some from the bombers board;

Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
sacked sports science guru at centre of reported afl investiagtion... story soon on @superfooty

Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
Herald Sun talks with Essendon yesterday prompt Dons to go to AFL today ..
Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
press conference at 2.45pm.. allegations are strong about illegal substances, but Bombers as late as 9pm last night strongly denied

Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
HS spoke to Hird and Corcoran a collective five times yesterday...

Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
sports sicence bloke was sacked last night ... not implying anything by saying that

Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
sorry, not sacked last night, sacked at end of last year

Knights fault imo


Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
Dons denied any wrong doing yesterday

edit and another tweet


Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
off-site injections alleged .... Dons strongly denied use of performance enhancing drugs....

edit ii just make with the article already

Mark Robinson ‏@Robbo_heraldsun
Obv Essendon gone to AFL this morning
http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8605158

 

[Grogg]

According reports from AFL.com.au's Damian Barrett players were asked to sign waivers which absolved the club of any possible repercussions from use of the supplements.

Essendon parted ways with sports scientist Stephen Dank late last year.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-02-05/speculation-swirls-around-dons

Such a scumbag organisation.

 

[tazaa]

Question. Does your enemy deserve to be of a status worthy of a challenge when we go to war or is it better to beat up on the weak??

 

[GreatBradScott]

Eat a massive bag of ****s.

 

[Only Forwards]

Question. Does your enemy deserve to be of a status worthy of a challenge when we go to war or is it better to beat up on the weak??

Their pain will bring me nothing but laughter.

 

[gokangas]

They are taking the all care no responsibility defence. Have sacked their fitness guy before Christmas and said nothing until the Hun chased them. Nothing voluntary here - they did nothing until the media twigged.

 

[Shermanator]

But will this news exceed the 15 page newspaper extravaganza like the King/Kellie Stevens ordeal?...I f**ken hope so!

This is gold!

 

[Star]

Yes, I trained with Essendon

 

[gokangas]

Yes, I trained with Essendon

Beautiful. I bet he's an applicant for the vacancy.

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

Here's my sympathy

Keep the change.

 

[LT Smash]

I'll wager the sacked sports science guy wasn't the one who drew up the waivers for the players to sign.

 

[ZACK WILD]

This just made my day, injections only last to round 10 lmfao

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Yes, I trained with Essendon

brilliant! in tears after that one!

 

[Kimbo]

 

[True North]

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Scum

 

[GarnerSmash]

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.

 

[roo beleaver]

AFL: James Hird says he is "disappointed and shocked" but will let the investigation determine the legality of supplements used.

Lol

 

[Kimbo]

Plased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.

A man of wealth and taste?

 

[GarnerSmash]

A man of wealth and taste?

this story is going to be around for a long long year...

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

This response from the player group

 

[5 GB USB]

5 Gig USB' Manager:

Hi, 5 Gig USB is not here right now, so I've decided to right a short statement into what I think of the Essendon Football club on behalf of 5 Gig, Essendon are a proud football club and yes this is gonna hurt the brand of the club but in no way shape or .......... F$&K it, suck shit bombers go eat a $&@$,I went to work today feeling sad, came back home so happy, couldn't of happened to better club, as bono would say, while wearing glasses inside, It's a beautiful day, something something something It's a beautiful day.

Thank You

5 Gig USB Manager

 

[mufassa]

How can you be drug cheats and be so bad? At least Lance won something.

 

[the big lebowski]

They're in shit. Lets post our condolences.

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So let me get this straight. They tried to cheat, and ruined their season.

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