Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Horace]

One week left, what are you talking about? This thread has 10 years of material still to come

I think he is talking about the fact that theoretically the banned *bombers will have served their suspensions after the final H&A round.

But I wouldn't be counting my chickens quite that soon. The Swiss court hasn't even set its date for the hearing if I am not mistaken.

 

[Jade]

One week left, what are you talking about? This thread has 10 years of material still to come

Does your club have ten years left?

 

[Jade]

Maybe he means there's only 1 week til *Jab gets stripped of his brownlow.

Or

1 week til * are crowned grade A losers and presented with the wooden spoon.

A grade losers.

I ******* knew we could lose better than all of you.

 

[Jay-Z]

Does your club have ten years left?

The real question is, does yours

 

[Jade]

The real question is, does yours

We're like cockroaches....

 

[Horace]

Does your club have ten years left?

Well if we do have less than 10 years left - a fanciful proposition I would suggest - we will just have to re-double our efforts at sneering at your forever drug tainted cheating disgraced *club. I can think of many worse things to do than indulge in that rather lovely activity in my spare time.

 

[Jade]

Well if we do have less than 10 years left - a fanciful proposition I would suggest - we will just have to re-double our efforts at sneering at your forever drug tainted cheating disgraced *club. I can think of many worse things to do than indulge in that rather lovely activity in my spare time.

A noble and brave act. Accept your fate, do what you love in the time given you.

I'm here for you.

 

[Jay-Z]

We're like cockroaches....

That's the north member in you speaking. Essendon are more like leaches. They suck

 

[Horace]

A noble and brave act. Accept your fate, do what you love in the time given you.

I'm here for you.

How nice. I didn't realise that you were such a caring type Jade.

 

[tazaa]

Wow
Page 4?

No celebrating the wooden spoon?

 

[Twinkletoes]

I hope Narni enjoyed his free feed and booze at tonight's Crichton Medal count.

 

[Kimbo]

We're like cockroaches....

You can take our recruiting zones, but you leave our similes the f@$& alone.

 

[Jade]

I'm..... I'm dying.

Crichton has killed me.

 

[Only Forwards]

I'm..... I'm dying.

Crichton has killed me.

Who holds this sort of s**t on a Wednesday?

Your club are f***ing stupid.

 

[shintemaster]

Who holds this sort of s**t on a Wednesday?

Your club are f***ing stupid.

They were probably still up since Sunday night so it made sense to get it out of the way.

 

[Jay-Z]

Who holds this sort of s**t on a Wednesday?

Your club are f***ing stupid.

Clubs that are trying to save money for legal fees / a huge new contract for taxi-bashing man-bun wearers

 

[Gasometer]

Suck s**t. You all got wat you deserved.

Inb4lock

 

[Twinkletoes]

Take ye olde crocodile tears over to version II of this thread > https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...16-wooden-spooners-rip-the-scales-ii.1144789/

This one's now closed due to being almost three times the maximum posts permitted in a thread already.