Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

[Cruyff14]

So there is this girl I want to stick my dick in. She has slept with my mate (we don't really talk anymore, things are fine, we just drifted apart). He has a girlfriend now though and he would absolutely not care if I did so.

Am pretty sure she is a bit of a **** but not that easy that it will be a walk in the park. Think I am seeing her during the week one night.

Suggestions?

 

[The Passenger]

So there is this girl I want to stick my dick in. She has slept with my mate (we don't really talk anymore, things are fine, we just drifted apart). He has a girlfriend now though and he would absolutely not care if I did so.

Am pretty sure she is a bit of a **** but not that easy that it will be a walk in the park. Think I am seeing her during the week one night.

Suggestions?

class a's.... and lots of them

 

[Smoooothy]

Going to a festival on the weekend. Does anybody have any good Festival strategies/gameplans/general wisdom they would like to impart on me?

screwing in port-a-loo's is not a good idea..

 

[The Passenger]

screwing in port-a-loo's is not a good idea..

Message from a Big Day Out Port-a-loo?

 

[timtamWB]

I think one of the number rules should be make sure she is not a lesbian.

 

[Zach Package]

Going to a festival on the weekend. Does anybody have any good Festival strategies/gameplans/general wisdom they would like to impart on me?

 

[treefingers]

I ain't keen on reading through 7 threads so can someone please just give me the answer on how to get the woman of my desire?

Cheers

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I ain't keen on reading through 7 threads so can someone please just give me the answer on how to get the woman of my desire?

Cheers

Flop it out

 

[Cruyff14]

Flop it out.

 

[Cruyff14]

You bastard SG

 

[Zach Package]

Chloroform. Then flop it out

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Great minds think alike

 

[treefingers]

Thanks for the scholarly advice GD

 

[Silent Alarm]

Thanks for the scholarly advice GD

Please reference in Chicago, APA is not permitted in this unit.

 

[kfc1]

what the actual ****

 

[Jimmy1992]

I ain't keen on reading through 7 threads so can someone please just give me the answer on how to get the woman of my desire?

Cheers

To back up my comrades... Flop it out.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Please reference in Chicago, APA is not permitted in this unit.

I'm more of a Harvard bloke myself

 

[Silent Alarm]

I'm more of a Harvard bloke myself

Whatever they have on sonofcitation suits me fine.

 

[lewigie]

Flop it out

He took it out?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

He took it out?

 

[Xtreme]

Scored a waitresses number tonight, awkward flirting pays off

 

[Zach Package]

Scored a waitresses number tonight, awkward flirting pays off

Xtreme: what time do you get off?
Waitress: same time as you do
.....
Profit

 

[Xtreme]

I can be charming to the right person from time to time, i have to be super lucky though otherwise it ends up being an awkward head scratching moment

 

[The Passenger]

Scored a waitresses number tonight, awkward flirting pays off

i've gotta stop trying to pull bar chicks.

not impossible but your a long way behind the 8 ball. you're blinda, they're sober, and you're only getting blinder and less attractive whilst they're getting more tired and wanting their shift to be over so they can just go to bed.

 

[rayven]

I ain't keen on reading through 7 threads so can someone please just give me the answer on how to get the woman of my desire?

Cheers

You just gotta treat one good one right.