Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

 

[Kram]

Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complains against you. Of the 160 gravest charges the most troubling are, performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant...

But I cleaned them with my napkin.

 

[EagleMan87]

"...Misuse of the cadavers."
"I get here earlier when I use the carpool lane"

 

[deedog2]

'I keep telling you, I just grow sorghum here.'
'Uh huh. And where are the hookers?'
'Round back...whoops!'

 

[RunBurgundy]

So, Mr Molloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.

 

[RunBurgundy]

Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the fox network, and like most people, yeah I've dealt a little ivory.

 

[Bosun]

Moe: Woah someone call Beowulf, Grendel got in again.....

Not usually a fan of the latest ones but did like that.

 

[Kram]

“Hey, Grampa, do you think I could’ve been a Flying Hellfish?”
“You’re a gutsy daredevil with a give ’em hell attitude and a fourth grade education, you coulda made sergeant.”

Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old
kook...
Bart: You never were, Grampa.
Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed.
Bart: I won't get embarrassed; I don't care who knows I love my
Grampa.
Baron: Hey, fun boys, get a room!

A really underrated episode for mine, one of my favourites

 

[Demonalke]

A really underrated episode for mine, one of my favourites

Who under rates it?
Simpson can't you even go 5 seconds without embarrassing yourself?


There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess....
**SHOOTS UP NURSING HOME**
Nurse, someone is trying to kill me....
OUR RESIDENTS ARE TRYING TO NAP!!!

 

[Kram]

I'll be in the car dudes..

People appear to like it but you almost never seem to see it in stuff like top 10 episodes or whatever.

 

[deedog2]

Hall of famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... For some kind of sanity.

Uh oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.

Wow. This is uh... Black day for baseball...

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Hall of famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... For some kind of sanity.

Uh oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.

Wow. This is uh... Black day for baseball...

Marge: Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my
competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
Homer: In those words? ... Yes.

 

[rickyp]

Who under rates it?
Simpson can't you even go 5 seconds without embarrassing yourself?


There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess....
**SHOOTS UP NURSING HOME**
Nurse, someone is trying to kill me....
OUR RESIDENTS ARE TRYING TO NAP!!!

The best part about this quote is that everyone here is reading it in their head with the shotgun sounds included.

 

[deedog2]

 

[Kram]

 

[Captain Awkward]

Carl: All in favour of a strike?
Everyone: Aye!
Carl: And all opposed?
Man: Nay.
Homer: Who keeps saying that?

Man: It was him. Let's get him fellas.

 

[Hawks13]

So, Mr Molloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.

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Skinner: "How ironic"

 

[Big Sauce 21]

if you find a gif or video for that scene you'll be in my love book for ever.

 

[Ahern2Boof]

Homer: "It's you! You're Tony Randall!"

 

[iluvparis]

Hall of famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... For some kind of sanity.

Uh oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.

Wow. This is uh... Black day for baseball...

And heeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrre commmmmmmme the pretzels!!!!!!!

Often gets used in our group when a sporting team is disgracing themselves in real life.

 

[raven echo]

if you find a gif or video for that scene you'll be in my love book for ever.

Best I could find, unfortunately.

Would've liked the whole three gifs in one.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Best I could find, unfortunately.

Would've liked the whole three gifs in one.

It's still beautiful

 

[Quokka]

Yep definitely the second best scene for the episode...











seriously.....



















Troy McClure: Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful bunnies. Eight survived.



Add in Homer ordering subliminal tapes, magic 8 ball fight scene, a couple of Skinner Vietnam flashbacks and its not bad for 30 minutes.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

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She's faking it.

 

[Kram]

"All right, young'uns, bath time. Cover up your eyes and drop your
britches. Who wants wax?"

Just they the dog howls with excitement in that bit cracks me up.