Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[raptalia]

Goose of the week awards to the FOXTEL commentary team at last week's Suns v Power game. It was about ten minutes into the first quarter before Campbell and co realised that Trengove and Monfries were not out in the side.

Double goose award to Campbell for referring to us as Port Power.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Geez, whoever wrote that is living life on the edge.

They should show extreme caution around girls on roller skates

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Goose of the week awards to the FOXTEL commentary team at last week's Suns v Power game. It was about ten minutes into the first quarter before Campbell and co realised that Trengove and Monfries were not out in the side.

Double goose award to Campbell for referring to us as Port Power.

I cringed when I heard that. Typical Matty Campbell though, a true **** and Bear story

 

[5um0F1]

Bit of a red-letter day in the cowvertiser. Although Dangerfield had 24 possies at 58% efficiency with 13 contested they finally ran out of patience with him and realised that he was not worth any votes in the Merv Agars Medal. They also referred to him as "Averagefield"(pg 30).
Boak leads the Merv Agars now.

Maybe they have realised he is gone-ski, deserting the sinking ship so to speak, and there is no point fapping him off every chance they get ..

 

[Jason K]

Taylor had 19 freakin marks. That's insane, and well worth 3 votes.

The golden fist award, I'm fairly sure, is not intended for player with most marks. Not saying he didn't play well, just saying........ fist

Edit: I should read the whole thread before repeating what everyone else said

 

[bomberclifford]

The Golden Fist Award should be what they call the Merv Agars Medal.
Or perhaps the Golden Wrist.

 

[Grave Danger]

Sorry not footy related, but a story on Channel Ten News tonight had me shaking my head. It was about a fisherman being taken by a crocodile in the NT and they finished off the story with "the albino headed crocodile has been nicknamed 'Michael Jackson'." Possibly a touch insensitive?

 

[ozph1870]

Sorry not footy related, but a story on Channel Ten News tonight had me shaking my head. It was about a fisherman being taken by a crocodile in the NT and they finished off the story with "the albino headed crocodile has been nicknamed 'Michael Jackson'." Possibly a touch insensitive?

yeah completely insensitive it was a fisher -man, not a fisher - little boy.

 

[Qwerty71]

My little pet Harry Thring once again proves he has the IQ of a sparrow... Honestly who pays this Muppet

"Travis Boak The skipper has backed up his 2013 All Australian season superbly. He's averaged more disposals this year and has led the Power to a higher finish than their eighth place last season."

Ah I get it lets just ignore what the bombers got up to over the last couple of years because that doesn't fit into my 8th place story...

F**k it even better lets just forget about the final series as well

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

My little pet Harry Thring once again proves he has the IQ of a sparrow... Honestly who pays this Muppet

"Travis Boak The skipper has backed up his 2013 All Australian season superbly. He's averaged more disposals this year and has led the Power to a higher finish than their eighth place last season."

Ah I get it lets just ignore what the bombers got up to over the last couple of years because that doesn't fit into my 8th place story...

F**k it even better lets just forget about the final series as well

By that logic Carlton finished 9th.

 

[Qwerty71]

By that logic Carlton finished 9th.

I'm guessing Harry Thring logic = Crows 2013 Premiers

 

[LFC2010]

stupid in fine form again this arvo... a few minutes ago he responds to R Lyon's claims that they're a 'No excuse football club', during this he asks if Port Adelaide are also a no excuse football and he quickly reply's Port get what we deserve, which is a fair enough comment... he then asks if Adelaide are a 'no excuse football club' bit of a pause then both stupid and meathead laugh. Nearly fell off my chair when I heard him say that. PMSL!

 

[Schulzenfest]

Oh by the way, I have bad news for those of you who bet on Robbie Gray for the Brownlow. They asked Andrew Jarman if he was any chance, and he said 'no'. No elaboration, no explanation as to why the favourite for the coaches award is apparently absolutely zero chance for the Brownlow, just 'no'. Well that's confirmed that, bad luck everyone

 

[philreich]

Oh by the way, I have bad news for those of you who bet on Robbie Gray for the Brownlow. They asked Andrew Jarman if he was any chance, and he said 'no'. No elaboration, no explanation as to why the favourite for the coaches award is apparently absolutely zero chance for the Brownlow, just 'no'. Well that's confirmed that, bad luck everyone

Not sure what Jarman has less of: brains or hair.......

 

[Dopamine]

Oh by the way, I have bad news for those of you who bet on Robbie Gray for the Brownlow. They asked Andrew Jarman if he was any chance, and he said 'no'. No elaboration, no explanation as to why the favourite for the coaches award is apparently absolutely zero chance for the Brownlow, just 'no'. Well that's confirmed that, bad luck everyone

Surely those two muppets will be axed soon, total rubbish on air.

 

[Seanybruz]

stupid in fine form again this arvo...

Did anyone see him throw a hissy fit & kick the goal post in anger of the disallowed goal on the news the other night? The blokes a full on weirdo.

 

[finbarr]

Andrew Jarman is easily in the top 5 most embarrassing "celebrities" in South Australia. It's a relief his 'act' is largely confined to the local market these days.

 

[Magpiespower]

Andrew Jarman is easily in the top 5 most embarrassing "celebrities" in South Australia...

You mean, LOVEABLE LARRIKIN!!!

 

[Grave Danger]

Andrew Jarman is easily in the top 5 most embarrassing "celebrities" in South Australia. It's a relief his 'act' is largely confined to the local market these days.

It's a damned close run thing...

 

[Ford Fairlane]

You mean, LOVEABLE LARRIKIN!!!

I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the photo itself or that you had it at your fingertips ...

 

[chiwigi]

My little pet Harry Thring once again proves he has the IQ of a sparrow... Honestly who pays this Muppet

"Travis Boak The skipper has backed up his 2013 All Australian season superbly. He's averaged more disposals this year and has led the Power to a higher finish than their eighth place last season."

Ah I get it lets just ignore what the bombers got up to over the last couple of years because that doesn't fit into my 8th place story...

F**k it even better lets just forget about the final series as well

I want our first pick back off Brisbame it was higher than we thought. I'm sure we came fifth.

 

[GranFormaggi]

Not sure what Jarman has less of: brains or hair.......

He has more of both of those commodities than he has credibility.

 

[pastmyprimus]

The fact that Jarman is on Adelaide radio says a lot about Adelaide radio.

 

[Andre]

The fact that Jarman is on Adelaide radio says a lot about Adelaide.

Corrected for you.

 

[Smithy7]

Andrew Jarman is easily in the top 5 most embarrassing "celebrities" in South Australia. It's a relief his 'act' is largely confined to the local market these days.

Andrew Jarman and I worked at Brice Metals and he was a b idiot then, as he is now. lol