Footy Wars: A New Hope

[cryptor]

A couple years ago, at a place named Waverley....

It is a period of mourning for the Hawthorn
Football Club. Mere weeks ago the Hawk forces
were cruelley felled in battle against the evil
Sydney Swans who were aided by the AFL empire.

Commander of the Hawks forces, Alastair Clarkson
travels to the small suburb of Footscray located
in the Western Sector of the Melbourne Territories
in search of an old Footy Master who can help the
Hawks forces reclaim the premiership cup.

Not far from there however a storm is brewing as
conniving Essendon smugglers attempt to evade
the forces of ASADA troopers and worse yet,
a Purple Haze approaches....​

Clarko: I'm looking for an old Footy Master. A full back. Name is, Brian Harris?
Lake: Now there's a name I haven't heard in a very long time. A very long time...



Little: These aren't the supplements you're looking for... move along...


ASADA: Yeeeah, we're gonna need you to pop the trunk...​

 

[cryptor]

Just a little something I've had in my mind for a while now. Had a spare couple hours this arvo so thought I'd whip up a few images.

If people enjoy this taster there's A LOT more to come in the future.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Haha I say please continue, good sir!

 

[Procrastinator35]

Colin Sylvia endorses this Fred!

 

[Agent Smith]

Yes, please keep going...

 

[beta_condition]

Love someone to edited the ending clip to the south park episode "up the down steriod" with Hird, Little and Wastons face and Jimmy as Bomber

 

[Bonscott1980]

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Colin Sylvia endorses this Fred!

That's GOLD

 

[rdhopkins2]

How about one of Hird as Kim Jong Un?

 

[Gunstall555]

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Colin Sylvia endorses this Fred!

I was going to say Tommy Hawkins but point made

 

[Gunstall555]

Yes, please keep going...

Someone needs to come up with a matrix movie for you Agent Smith

 

[Rioli2Gunstall]

Love someone to edited the ending clip to the south park episode "up the down steriod" with Hird, Little and Wastons face and Jimmy as Bomber

Yes please

 

[Dewnior]

I was going to say Tommy Hawkins but point made

Someone say Porkins?

 

[Hawks1994]

I'm very excited for the next installation of Footy Wars

 

[cryptor]

I'm very excited for the next installation of Footy Wars

I have a lot more in my head for this one. The only limiting factor is the time involved in photoshopping.

Look out for The Empire Strikes back (return of the evil Sydney Swans) which follows the 2014 campaign. And, of course The Return of Jedi (literally the return of Jed Anderson) which is hopefully going to follow our 2015 campaign as well. Dramatic, though happy ending to boot.

 

[TyHawk]

Footy season isn't that far off

 

[Procrastinator35]

Footy season isn't that far off

Yeah,....But in the meantime we're all awaiting your first creative master-work....Or, failing that, a thread of substance would be good!

 

[Happy_Hawker]

I can't help wondering about what the battle between us and Geelong would be. 'The Clown wars'? (With Chris Scott as the clown, of course)

 

[Happy_Hawker]

When the Clowns lose, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED", haha.

 

[Seagull Supremacy]

I can't help wondering about what the battle between us and Geelong would be. 'The Clown wars'? (With Chris Scott as the clown, of course)

Never gets old.

 

[HR Roughnstuf]

OMG.

Best. Thead. Ever

Keep going please.......

 

[Davo23]

Never gets old.

I think Chris gets caught starting that off with the chicken dance

Then goes into his normal WTF pose.

 

[Thaihawk]

Just a little something I've had in my mind for a while now. Had a spare couple hours this arvo so thought I'd whip up a few images.

If people enjoy this taster there's A LOT more to come in the future.

Yeah, cryptor. Keep it coming.

 

[TyHawk]

Yeah,....But in the meantime we're all awaiting your first creative master-work....Or, failing that, a thread of substance would be good!

Lol. Would that do ' the self proclaimed Master of all things Football?' Your the type that has an answer for everything and is always right, right?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Lol. Would that do ' the self proclaimed Master of all things Football?' Your the type that has an answer for everything and is always right, right?

Actually I probably make more mistakes on this board than most!....And have been wrong more times than I care to remember.

It's easy to criticize others. It takes zero imagination.

 

[TyHawk]

Actually I probably make more mistakes on this board than most!....And have been wrong more times than I care to remember.

It's easy to criticize others. It takes zero imagination.

yeah as i said your right.