Certified Legendary Thread 2015 AFL Power Rankings

[iBeng]

Last update

The AFL Power Rankings retire as the best tipping model in Australia, 1000% profit and with the Gold Coast Suns on top of the rankings.

Personally I am going spend more time with my family and finish my novel.

Thats the best call you've made all year.

 

[Chief]

Who will do the rankings for the rest of the year?

Surely we need these now, more than ever?

 

[WCErevival]

Spending more time with the family = wife pulled the plug

 

[baldandbroke]

Just for posterity (and prosperity) ... in case for some reason it is removed, this is the last power ranking season forecast we got:

 

[iBeng]

Who will do the rankings for the rest of the year?

Surely we need these now, more than ever?

How hard is it to flip the ladder each week and tip accordingly...?

 

[MF]

Who will do the rankings for the rest of the year?

Surely we need these now, more than ever?

Let's use a random number generator and see if it can do better.

 

[Fat Nyfe]

You can fix this Roby! You have the power of Calculus!!

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

 

[lusheslewis]

Just for prosperity ... in case for some reason it is removed, this is the last ranking we got:

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That's the predicted ladder not the rankings.

 

[The Swans Blog]

Who will do the rankings for the rest of the year?

Surely we need these now, more than ever?

I hear the AFL has a ladder predictor

 

[Bunk Moreland]

A few thanks are due here

- firstly, to all those who joined in the constant calls over four years for Roby to nominate his bankroll. His incredible persistence in simply ignoring you was a sight to behold. But eventually, we got the answer. Let this serve as a lesson to all those who wish to take on the collective intellectual mountain that is BigFooty.

- secondly, to sthmelb_dimmies for your efforts this year in ferociously holding this sheister to account, and using pretty, colourful charts to do so. 10 points for style and substance.

Well done BF. If only the halfwits who gave their cash to Bill Vlahos had half the nous and doggedness.

 

[The Swans Blog]

2015 AFL Power Rankings Round 12

1 Gold Coast (-)
2 Hawthorn (-)
3 Bulldogs (-)
4 Sydney (-)
5 West Coast (+3)
6 Geelong (+1)
7 Richmond (-2)
8 Adelaide (-2)
9 Fremantle (-)
10 Port Adelaide (-)
11 Essendon (+1)
12 Melbourne (+5)
13 Brisbane (-2)
14 Kangaroos (-1)
15 GWS (-)
16 Carlton (-2)
17 Collingwood (-1)
18 St Kilda (-)

This is last weeks rankings.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Just for prosperity ... in case for some reason it is removed, this is the last ranking we got:

View attachment 147727

A truly spectacular Freudian slip.

I can assure you, sir, you mean posterity.

 

[Capital]

 

[baldandbroke]

A truly spectacular Freudian slip.

I can assure you, sir, you mean posterity.

Love it! Dunno how that slipped through the old filters - but I love that it did

 

[Pie in the Sky]

It seems somehow fitting that the final Power Ranking has the probable wooden spooner sitting on top. Thanks Roby, it's been quite a ride.

 

[Father Jack]

Vale PR. Too beautiful for this world.

 

[baldandbroke]

It seems somehow fitting that the final Power Ranking has the probable wooden spooner sitting on top. Thanks Roby, it's been quite a ride.

And the possible premiers at 9th

 

[Geoffa32]

Thread delivered.

 

[scarecrow2k1]

Dammit, this week I actually created a flawless rankings service and profited fantastically. I bet the opposite that Roby did this week and turned quite a profit.
Now how can I win?

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

The Roby Review
Celebrating trollery since June 2014
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Round 13

For this emotional edition of the Roby Review, please play this youtube video in another tab whilst reading on.



I'll wait for it to start.

































Round 13.

- Of 15 Bets placed this round, only 1 came in. (which had also been hilariously hedged against in the tips)
- The $5,650 (sorry 5,650 Beans) staked on the Suns this round was the highest bet of the season
- Current position now underwater 15,050 Beans. Of which 1,560 Beans are in long term placements.
- Should Footscray finish top 4 Roby will return 10,400 Beans (as a combination of Bulldogs Top 8 and Top 4 placements).

On a personal note.

It's been an amazing journey following the Power Rankings.

These threads could be archived, bound and sold to Post Graduate level University Marketing students for lessons in Trolling Mastery.

I hope this is not the end of Roby. Thread has delivered so much for it to be cut down at such levels of magnificence.

Roby thank you for giving me such interest in bottom of the table clashed like Blues Suns.

To paraphrase Iceman to Maverick -
"I'll bet with you anytime".

Vale


Round 13 Summary

Spoiler

2015 Long Term Bet Tracker

- no new long term bets this round.



2015 Performance

Spoiler

 

[Moshie The Mook]

Last update

The AFL Power Rankings retire as the best tipping model in Australia, 1000% profit and with the Gold Coast Suns on top of the rankings.

Personally I am going spend more time with my family and finish my novel.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

The Roby Review
Celebrating trollery since June 2014
----------------------------------------

Round 13

For this emotional edition of the Roby Review, please play this youtube video in another tab whilst reading on.



I'll wait for it to start.

































Round 13.

- Of 15 Bets placed this round, only 1 came in. (which had also been hilariously hedged against in the tips)
- The $5,650 (sorry 5,650 Beans) staked on the Suns this round was the highest bet of the season
- Current position now underwater 15,050 Beans. Of which 1,560 Beans are in long term placements.
- Should Footscray finish top 4 Roby will return 10,400 Beans (as a combination of Bulldogs Top 8 and Top 4 placements).

On a personal note.

It's been an amazing journey following the Power Rankings.

These threads could be archived, bound and sold to Post Graduate level University Marketing students for lessons in Trolling Mastery.

I hope this is not the end of Roby. Thread has delivered so much for it to be cut down at such levels of magnificence.

Roby thank you for giving me such interest in bottom of the table clashed like Blues Suns.

To paraphrase Iceman to Maverick -
"I'll bet with you anytime".

Vale


Round 13 Summary

Spoiler

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2015 Long Term Bet Tracker

- no new long term bets this round.

View attachment 147743

2015 Performance

Spoiler

View attachment 147741

That final graph

Now forever known as "The Roby Curve"

 

[Lithium]

Chunkychicken-

 

[DrEvil_]

Roby you really need to stop chasing your losses. Go and review your betting system, your ladder and figure out where you've gone wrong. Most people around here can see where you have gone wrong, especially with your margins not even based on reality.

So far this round:

All Bets
Outlay 5412
Return 179.4
Net -5232.6
Forecast 10398.3

Completed Bets
Outlay 3862
Return 179.4
Net -3682.6

Bets In Play
Outlay 1550
Forecast 2964.8

End of round position:
(+3 bets): -2267.8
(+0 bets): -5232.6

Since we know you're betting in dollars, this is fast becoming hilarious.

And you need to stop chasing your bank interests.