Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

[JD11]

You disagree? So you're saying that every bisexual definitely enjoys threesomes? Dear me.

That's a bit of a false equivocation. Every bisexual is attracted to other girls. If you can bring her two loves together - male/female - there's no doubt she'd love that.

 

[craigos]

I would hate being bisexual, imagine checking every person out that was within your age bracket. At least as a straight person you only have to creep on 50% of people.

 

[Scotland]

I would hate being bisexual, imagine checking every person out that was within your age bracket. At least as a straight person you only have to creep on 50% of people.

Double the talent pool!

 

[The Passenger]

My current GF has had her share of lesbian experiences from dating to one night stands to MFF threesomes. Before we were even a couple, she was pretty explicit with me that it was very unlikely we'd have a 3some. Said she's only done them with couples she didn't know and not with people she actually has feelings for. I can see where she is coming from. I'd not be comfortable seeing another guy have sex with her just as she wouldn't be comfortable seeing me have sex with another girl. We are definitely not even close to ready for that and in all probability unlikely to ever want to do it to be honest.

 

[dales.girl38]

That's a bit of a false equivocation. Every bisexual is attracted to other girls. If you can bring her two loves together - male/female - there's no doubt she'd love that.

Yes there is. I love guys, doesn't mean I want 2 of them at once.

People's assumptions on these matters are concerning.

 

[Sublime]

Yes there is. I love guys, doesn't mean I want 2 of them at once.

People's assumptions on these matters are concerning.

I know, crazy isn't it?

Do you mean to say that because i love beer and i love ice cream, they won't go well together? How dare you!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

That's a bit of a false equivocation. Every bisexual is attracted to other girls. If you can bring her two loves together - male/female - there's no doubt she'd love that.

"No doubt". lol

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I know, crazy isn't it?

Do you mean to say that because i love beer and i love ice cream, they won't go well together? How dare you!

Apples and oranges.

Now apple and orange smoothie?

Sounds good!

 

[Sublime]

Apples and oranges.

Now apple and orange smoothie?

Sounds good!

Beer and ice cream.

Now beer and ice cream smoothie.

Sounds good!

(you first though)

 

[Shell]

I. Awaiting response...

Awaiting response on the response.

 

[Sublime]

If only someone would be responsible here.

 

[craigos]

Yes there is. I love guys, doesn't mean I want 2 of them at once.

People's assumptions on these matters are concerning.

If you were male:
I love girls, 2 or more at once is a dream.

 

[MrNatural]

I met with a girl and we shared our online dating stories.
And she gave me plenty of advice on women in the online dating scene, really opened my eyes to my complete ignorance.
I was making all the rookie mistakes.
I have even allowed her to take over the reigns of my online dating profiles to see if she can manage to swindle me some action.
This has turned into a bet, which means if she can get me a date (has to be a half decent lass) for the weekend, I have to send her flowers.
If she doesn't manage to get me a date, then i get her for the night (she's a solid 7.5-8).
It's a win win for me

 

[craigos]

You just watched Cruel Intentions, didn't you?

 

[Sublime]

TIL the true value of sex is flowers.

Classy lady if she pays her debts with flesh.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

TIL the true value of sex is flowers.

Classy lady if she pays her debts with flesh.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[BotsMaster]

Beer and ice cream.

Now beer and ice cream smoothie.

Sounds good!

(you first though)

Have had beer and a chocolate milkshake before.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Have had beer and a chocolate milkshake before.

The next American Pie sequel

"You had a threesome? What was it like?"

"Like a beer and a chocolate milkshake"

You know what happens next...

 

[Scotland]

Yes there is. I love guys, doesn't mean I want 2 of them at once.

People's assumptions on these matters are concerning.

I see your point, but I think the original argument was about combining different loves. If you're into guys and girls, then conceivably you could have one of each at the same time.

If like most people you're only into guys or girls, then more doesn't necessarily equal merrier. Unless you're Gareth Keenan.

But yeah every straight man in the world has dreamed about a threesome at least once (a day...) so it's easy to see where the naive assumptions come from.

 

[Sublime]

I already disappoint one woman in bed, why on earth would i want to deal with 2 disappointed women?

 

[King Elvis]

My current GF has had her share of lesbian experiences from dating to one night stands to MFF threesomes. Before we were even a couple, she was pretty explicit with me that it was very unlikely we'd have a 3some. Said she's only done them with couples she didn't know and not with people she actually has feelings for. I can see where she is coming from. I'd not be comfortable seeing another guy have sex with her just as she wouldn't be comfortable seeing me have sex with another girl. We are definitely not even close to ready for that and in all probability unlikely to ever want to do it to be honest.

Agree with that.

 

[King Elvis]

I would hate being bisexual, imagine checking every person out that was within your age bracket. At least as a straight person you only have to creep on 50% of people.

50%??

Mate, I'm straight, but I still check out maybe 5% of dudes.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Elliot Rodge v2.0



Thing is though, he is not wrong on a lot

 

[getthefooty]

Awaiting response on the response.

She just admitted to being confused then said she felt like a twat and speaking to me again was cowardly and wasn't going to waste any more of my time. So I'm none the wiser really as to why she bothered to even message in the first place. And she still couldn't bring herself to answer my question directly. Anyway I've already moved on, she really was wasting my time.

 

[RICHOLEGEND12]

She just admitted to being confused then said she felt like a twat and speaking to me again was cowardly and wasn't going to waste any more of my time. So I'm none the wiser really as to why she bothered to even message in the first place. And she still couldn't bring herself to answer my question directly. Anyway I've already moved on, she really was wasting my time.

How strange. Speaking to you again was cowardly? Odd thing to say.

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Another girl reappeared that I met on a drunken night out a few months back. Once again seemed to hit it off, I'm pretty sure her I gave her my number. Anyway never spoke to her again. Went in to some shop today and sure enough, randomly she was working there. So I decided to avoid her. She kept appearing near me putting clothes on the rack, but I just did the whole pretend I didn't see her thing. Then when I was waiting in line I looked over at her and she smiled and waved. So I smiled , paid for my stuff and left. I told my friend who was with me after we left and he was like "you cooked it, should have went over and spoken to her!" But I was thinking, I'm pretty sure I gave this girl my number, and she didn't contact me, why the **** would I go over and talk to her? What does bigfooty think, should I have?