Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Ford Fairlane]

Did anyone actually believe this? My mate went to uni with Shuttelworth and reckons he was utterly obsessed with the crows. Well he's got his dream job now I guess.

He should have joined the MFS he's so busy putting out fires.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Three victorian clubs and an 'interstater'

For ****s sake. The world does not ****ing revolve around Victoria.

 

[SgtSchulz]

Crows.

Disown him?

 

[TheFVK]

Bruce Abernethy hosted The Crows Show pre-pear.

The one-team town period was a strange happenstance in the nascent AFL world.

Sounds terrible. Glad I was too young to know what football was until 1997.

 

[_VXV]

Sounds terrible. Glad I was too young to know what football was until 1997.

It was truely awful.
Nicky Visser though…

 

[raptalia]

Bruce Abernethy hosted The Crows Show pre-pear.

The one-team town period was a strange happenstance in the nascent AFL world.

Abber also played for the Crows.

Incidentally it is Power spelt P-O-W-E-R. Just because those bogans down the road cannot get it right it doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves.

I really have a thing about our supporters taking the piss out of our nickname. If we are going to be protective about being called Port Adelaide Power or Port Adelaide we need to get it right among ourselves. This 'pear' rubbish has run its course and when we use it we sound like a bunch of bogans.

 

[bomberclifford]

Serious. You're being too.

 

[Changaneen]

Disown him?

Already have, turncoating tossa. He's worse than Mcavaney when he commentates ( barracks ) for the crows.

 

[Alyx]

Carn the Magpeeears!

 

[HugeJohnson]

Abber also played for the Crows.

Incidentally it is Power spelt P-O-W-E-R. Just because those bogans down the road cannot get it right it doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves.

I really have a thing about our supporters taking the piss out of our nickname. If we are going to be protective about being called Port Adelaide Power or Port Adelaide we need to get it right among ourselves. This 'pear' rubbish has run its course and when we use it we sound like a bunch of bogans.

Grow a pear

 

[El Zorro]

Abber also played for the Crows.

Incidentally it is Power spelt P-O-W-E-R. Just because those bogans down the road cannot get it right it doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves.

I really have a thing about our supporters taking the piss out of our nickname. If we are going to be protective about being called Port Adelaide Power or Port Adelaide we need to get it right among ourselves. This 'pear' rubbish has run its course and when we use it we sound like a bunch of bogans.

 

[Duck Farmer]

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My ears are burning.

 

[proman_x]

Sounds terrible. Glad I was too young to know what football was until 1997.

It was truely awful.
Nicky Visser though…

Hmmmm yes, thanks for the flash back, VXV. Bruce was about as entertaining as watching paint dry. But Nikki.... was a very talented lady

 

[TheFVK]

Abber also played for the Crows.

Incidentally it is Power spelt P-O-W-E-R. Just because those bogans down the road cannot get it right it doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves.

I really have a thing about our supporters taking the piss out of our nickname. If we are going to be protective about being called Port Adelaide Power or Port Adelaide we need to get it right among ourselves. This 'pear' rubbish has run its course and when we use it we sound like a bunch of bogans.

I ****ing love pear.

 

[chachi11]

It was truely awful.
Nicky Visser though…

Nikki was a very happy and friendly girl after a few drinks, not shy...Heaven nightclub she certainly enjoyed the attention.
Aahhh...the early 90's..good times.
Good music too after the dreadful 80's..
#seattle

 

[Doctor Feel]

Abber also played for the Crows.

Incidentally it is Power spelt P-O-W-E-R. Just because those bogans down the road cannot get it right it doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves.

I really have a thing about our supporters taking the piss out of our nickname. If we are going to be protective about being called Port Adelaide Power or Port Adelaide we need to get it right among ourselves. This 'pear' rubbish has run its course and when we use it we sound like a bunch of bogans.

"Pear" is ****ing great. Even the players use it. Hell, Ollie Wines screams it during the song.

#pear

 

[Schulzenfest]

We should trade for Tayte Pears.

#carnthepears

 

[Doctor Feel]

We should trade for Tayte Pears.

#carnthepears

"Just going to go down to the port pear store to buy a pears port pear pear"

 

[I Dont Care]

Abber also played for the Crows.

Incidentally it is Power spelt P-O-W-E-R. Just because those bogans down the road cannot get it right it doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves.

I really have a thing about our supporters taking the piss out of our nickname. If we are going to be protective about being called Port Adelaide Power or Port Adelaide we need to get it right among ourselves. This 'pear' rubbish has run its course and when we use it we sound like a bunch of bogans.

I like Pear. And Paer. Would even consider a Pair

 

[El_Scorcho]

Nobody is protective of Power. Power is a nickname we've had for about 5 seconds that would be forgotten instantly if we ditched it.

The Port Adelaide Football Club is eternal.

 

[raman]

Nobody is protective of Power. Power is a nickname we've had for about 5 seconds that would be forgotten instantly if we ditched it.

The Port Adelaide Football Club is eternal.

...as is Paer.

 

[I Dont Care]

Nobody is protective of Power. Power is a nickname we've had for about 5 seconds that would be forgotten instantly if we ditched it.

The Port Adelaide Football Club is eternal.

Indeed

 

[I Dont Care]

...as is Paer.

Paer is poetic

 

[Contested Marx]

Pear, Paer and other derivatives are more hipster than bogan.

Not sure if endorsement

 

[Portia]

I can't wait for Australia's first hipster prime minister