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****en pedestrians that walk on the red man. I want to mow the campaigners down. Got a couple of bitches in Northcote last year who did it, I came at them in the car. They get all antsy, I wind down the window and go "DON'T WALK ON A RED YOU ****EN SLUTS", yeah, who da boss now :D
 
****en pedestrians that walk on the red man. I want to mow the campaigners down. Got a couple of bitches in Northcote last year who did it, I came at them in the car. They get all antsy, I wind down the window and go "DON'T WALK ON A RED YOU ****EN SLUTS", yeah, who da boss now :D

ha I do the same when at the lights at Poll position, soon as that little red man starts flashing I yell out - red flashing means ****ing run you campaigners and get off my road.
 
ha I do the same when at the lights at Poll position, soon as that little red man starts flashing I yell out - red flashing means ******* run you campaigners and get off my road.
Just as they are passing in front of my bumper I rev the the engine as if it's a green light and I'm taking off, scares the shit out of them every time even if they have the green man.:D
 
Was gearing up to play some Battlefront on the PS4, the mrs takes over the TV and puts the ****en Victoria fashion shit on and I have to sit through this for an hour, it would only be good if I was alone and got to fap over the birds.
 

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Was gearing up to play some Battlefront on the PS4, the mrs takes over the TV and puts the ****en Victoria fashion shit on and I have to sit through this for an hour, it would only be good if I was alone and got to fap over the birds.
I was under the impression serious gamers have a console dedicated tv. You can only blame yourself for that balls up.
 
I was under the impression serious gamers have a console dedicated tv. You can only blame yourself for that balls up.
Good point. She's adamant she has to watch this shit on the big (gaming) TV though and I can't be ****ed moving the PS4 into another room
 
I was under the impression serious gamers have a console dedicated tv. You can only blame yourself for that balls up.
Serious gamers use CRT monitors.
 
I was under the impression serious gamers have a console dedicated tv. You can only blame yourself for that balls up.

Good point. She's adamant she has to watch this shit on the big (gaming) TV though and I can't be stuffed moving the PS4 into another room
If you're serious you have two TVs and two consoles!

It works a treat for me and my better half. I get to game or watch good stuff and she gets to watch her flakey shit.
 
If you're serious you have two TVs and two consoles!

It works a treat for me and my better half. I get to game or watch good stuff and she gets to watch her flakey shit.
Two farking PS4s, you've got to be kidding me... That would be a bigger waste of money than my Carlton membership.
 
Two farking PS4s, you've got to be kidding me... That would be a bigger waste of money than my Carlton membership.
I use my PS4s, judging by attendances this year Carlton members don't use their memberships!
 
One thing that RGMG is online newspapers that use the headline 'Is this the greatest <insert> ever'.

It usually never is and is just some Youtube clip the work experience boy showed the dead shit staff or something they saw on Facebook.

'Is this the worst type of journalism ever?'
 

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look, if you are serious about gaming you would have a PC. My video cards each (oh yes more than one in a pc) alone cost more than your ps4's and xbox1s etc.

GTA5 can GAGF. It took me 20 minutes to get past the first scene. I finally did it and patted myself on the back then the credits came up. It wasn't even part of the game. I ******* suck so much.

I told gta 5 to get ****ed after it took nearly 2 years to get on the pc and I got about 40% way through and deleted it.
 
One thing that RGMG is online newspapers that use the headline 'Is this the greatest <insert> ever'.

It usually never is and is just some Youtube clip the work experience boy showed the dead shit staff or something they saw on Facebook.

'Is this the worst type of journalism ever?'

Top 10 <some campaignery shit>
 
Whilst we're the subject of campaignery shit, fuarking YouTube. How some of these campaigners get filthy rich and famous is almost beyond belief.

One channel that always comes up in 'popular in Australia' is '<such n such demographic> react to <some campaignery shit video>'. Like who the **** watches this shit?

Oh look, Old campaigners react to whateverthefuark. That looks like quality viewing.
 
Whilst we're the subject of campaignery shit, fuarking YouTube. How some of these campaigners get filthy rich and famous is almost beyond belief.

One channel that always comes up in 'popular in Australia' is '<such n such demographic> react to <some campaignery shit video>'. Like who the **** watches this shit?

Oh look, Old campaigners react to whateverthefuark. That looks like quality viewing.

I don't get it. My daughter watches them open toys on one site. Every vid gets over 1mil hits and according to one website they make $35k(US) a month.

unbelievable
 
GTA5 can GAGF. It took me 20 minutes to get past the first scene. I finally did it and patted myself on the back then the credits came up. It wasn't even part of the game. I ******* suck so much.
Stick with it, it rocks. Must get back to playing some GTA online... great mayhemic fun with a few mates.
 
This is the world we live in though. People just refuse to take responsibility for their actions.

Occasionally I work in a gaming bar, and sometimes we have to remote lock machines because someone's been playing on it for like 2 hours and pissed away all their money. It's sad really
 

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Occasionally I work in a gaming bar, and sometimes we have to remote lock machines because someone's been playing on it for like 2 hours and pissed away all their money. It's sad really

It's super sad. Most are just bored lonely people. I guess that's why Hawthorn are much like Hitler. :$
 
Stick with it, it rocks. Must get back to playing some GTA online... great mayhemic fun with a few mates.

Yeah I know, I just don't have the time to be good at it. I can't even control the flipping car. WTF are those toggle things, I want my Super Nintendo back :cry: I'm getting Tiger Woods today, that's more my speed.
 
On the train yesterday and a dickhead gets on and sits opposite me taking up two seats on a packed train, one for him and one for his bag. He ignores other people wanting to sit down by looking out the window. I lean over and asked him if he wouldn't mind putting his bag on the floor so the lady could sit down to which he ignored. I them asked him if his bag had a myki card because the lady has one.. He begrudgingly grabs his bagand places it on the floor and calls me an arseh*le. My reply was "you're not self centred at all are you?" he started to look out the window again.
 
On the train yesterday and a dickhead gets on and sits opposite me taking up two seats on a packed train, one for him and one for his bag. He ignores other people wanting to sit down by looking out the window. I lean over and asked him if he wouldn't mind putting his bag on the floor so the lady could sit down to which he ignored. I them asked him if his bag had a myki card because the lady has one.. He begrudgingly grabs his bagand places it on the floor and calls me an arseh*le. My reply was "you're not self centred at all are you?" he started to look out the window again.
Good of you to do that. If I wanted that seat, I would've been passive aggressive and just sat down forcing him to move his bag.
 
Two farking PS4s, you've got to be kidding me... That would be a bigger waste of money than my Carlton membership.

2 consoles, easier to manage. :rainbow:

Stick with it, it rocks. Must get back to playing some GTA online... great mayhemic fun with a few mates.

^^This. GTA V is awesome. :thumbsu:
 
One thing that RGMG is online newspapers that use the headline 'Is this the greatest <insert> ever'.

It usually never is and is just some Youtube clip the work experience boy showed the dead shit staff or something they saw on Facebook.

'Is this the worst type of journalism ever?'
Most journalists these days a lazy biased campaigners constantly inserting their personal opinions into 'news'.
 

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