Oppo Camp Round 10 North vs South Banter Thread

[LuvtheKangas]

Well Rasputin was as ugly as they come, part of his body now resides in its own muesum in like an oversized pasta jar, no wonder they shot that campaigner. They say its shriveled over the years, I at first thought Rasputin played baseball and theyve kept is bat.

Maybe that Quade was related.

I recently read that it's been scientifically proven that the preserved alleged Rasputin appendage is actually not what it is claimed to be.

 

[Ry009]

 

[Firestarter]

The club drinks it and the supporters smoke it.

 

[Number37]

Cola jokes.

#lolnorf

 

[B4Bear]

Cola jokes.

#lolnorf

Snappy reply, go you.

 

[naturally north]

I recently read that it's been scientifically proven that the preserved alleged Rasputin appendage is actually not what it is claimed to be.

Thanks Gwad for that, was feeling a little 'short'. Begs the question- what the hell is in the jar?

 

[Firestarter]

Cola jokes.

#lolnorf

The irony has passed this guy by like the best root he will ever have.

 

[Ry009]

Cola jokes.

#lolnorf

Just reciprocating the unimaginative repartee undertaken on your boards banter renamed preview thread, my good lad.

 

[Number37]

Just reciprocating the unimaginative repartee undertaken on your boards banter renamed preview thread, my good lad.

Fair enough.

 

[czero]

Cola jokes.

#lolnorf

The Italian and Greek migrants use to pronounce South(f) Melbourne the same. Not sure why this turned into a disrespectful north thing.

 

[Boomerfan99]

Fair enough.

Where's all your mates

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Where's all your mates

They're still searching for the thread that contains actual banter.

This ain't it.

 

[Provost_]

Where's all your mates

Didn't even know norf had a team board, thought they sold it for home games in Sydney.. no wait it was Canberra, could of been Gold Coast, hang on I think the board is selling controlling shares to the Southport Sharks as we speak, they'd start a poll here to see if it's ok but you don't get an option to vote anyway haha.

Bay 13 pointed me here as all club supporters were laughing at the comments that have been posted. You're an insecure lot when faced with real opposition as is the case on Friday night.

Any of you who dare to exit your comfort zone here can come join in the banter at Bay 13

 

[Boomerfan99]

Didn't even know norf had a team board, thought they sold it for home games in Sydney.. no wait it was Canberra, could of been Gold Coast, hang on I think the board is selling controlling shares to the Southport Sharks as we speak, they'd start a poll here to see if it's ok but you don't get an option to vote anyway haha.

Bay 13 pointed me here as all club supporters were laughing at the comments that have been posted. You're an insecure lot when faced with real opposition as is the case on Friday night.

Any of you who dare to exit your comfort zone here can come join in the banter at Bay 13

When are you blokes gonna realise Syndey siders think the game is aerial pingpong and don't give a s/&t about your club?

 

[dus]

Cola isn't a joke.

It's a real tangible thing.

There, in fact, lies the joke.

Their flags are tainted. No joke.

 

[Troystenvic]

Im hearing Norfs team flight into Sydney got cancelled any your players are driving. I think its quite fitting to be honest

 

[Passmore]

I remember when Barry Round broke the then Sydney coach Ricky Quades face.

Saddest part is, none of the Swannies fans attempting a little banter on here would actually know who these two blokes are without googling their names.

 

[Passmore]

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Im hearing Norfs team flight into Sydney got cancelled any your players are driving. I think its quite fitting to be honest

Surely you can do better. Go away, have a think about it and then comeback let us know what you've got.

 

[AGC]

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Im hearing Norfs team flight into Sydney got cancelled any your players are driving. I think its quite fitting to be honest

You take a school bus to school
You take a party bus to a party
You take a spud bus to a spud city.

 

[Troystenvic]

Surely you can do better. Go away, have a think about it and then comeback let us know what you've got.

Nah. Im pretty happy with it. Thanks

 

[Boomerfan99]

They're still searching for the thread that contains actual banter.

This ain't it.

Yet you still came here anyway.

Anyway this is about the swans. We beat your useless teams weeks ago. F&^K OFF.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Lol.

FYI We're out of pocket $1m per year for our academy. Obviously this a noble (and fruitful) cause, but norf claiming a victory due to a 250k margin of operating profit is typical #lolnorf

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Yet you still came here anyway.

Anyway this is about the swans. We beat your useless teams weeks ago. F&^* OFF.

Maybe because I was hoping to read some quality heckling.

Anyway, well done mate. Hats off to you!

 

[Boomerfan99]

Maybe because I was hoping to read some quality heckling.

Anyway, well done mate. Hats off to you!

Heckling is too advanced for your small western suburbs brain to comprehend.

 

[jacko57]

Thanks for discussing the game.

why bother discussing the game with someone who equates Zac Dawson with a footballer?