Game Day EJ Whitten Game

[SMaturin]

Is Jed Anderson playing? Barely sighted.

Not worth pick 15.

Hawthorn have dudded us again.

 

[Gasometer]

It's my thread. But you can post in it.

Everybody lubbbb SMATURIN!

 

[SMaturin]

Does Aker fit our age profile? Has the facial hair of a sociopathic church leader.

Worth a look.

 

[SMaturin]

I'm pretty sure Lord Voldemort is living in Christou's man bun.

If only Gerard Whateley was playing.

He's the only one who can defeat the dark lord.

 

[SMaturin]

Yeah SMaturin is definitely drunk..

It's just taken me a while to find a thread in which I can truly spread my wings.

I'm like a third year Shaun Atley, finding a new lease on life, unleashed as a lock down defender.

 

[SMaturin]

In all seriousness, it's truly wonderful to know how much this putrid display will be burning deep in Dermott's soul.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

i hope big bad Bazza is getting tested by ASADA for this game.

He is bigger now in the arms than what he was when he was playing.

I'm tipping elevated levels of testosterone.

 

[SMaturin]

I hope that at some point, while Gillon is making a serious point about how not incompetent and corrupt he is, Fevola quietly brings out the dildo from mad Monday and starts pushing it in and out of Gillon's ear.

 

[Orange Peanut]

Certified Legendary Thread in the making here!

 

[Only Forwards]

You should do this every game

 

[SMaturin]

Jessica Mauboy goes well. Has kicked a couple of goals and is starring in the upcoming channel 7 drama, The Secret Daughter.

 

[SMaturin]

It's lucky Dwayne Russell isn't commentating.

Whenever he yelled 'that could be the firestarter!' Kayne Cornes would run up and put out the fire with his fireman's hose.

Would be a shame because it's August and it's still legal to start fires.

 

[SMaturin]

Darcy and Richo and such class clowns. It's great that blokes who were decent players are allows to get out and be in their element, nothing too serious, muck around a bit, have some fun, have a laugh with fans and friends.

Not like you'd let them get within 200km of anything resembling serious footy analysis.

Or, I dunno, selection of the all Australian team.

Leave that to astute judges.

 

[SMaturin]

When did Duck get that tattoo?

I thought I knew him really well...

 

[SMaturin]

When did Duck get that tattoo?

I thought I knew him really well...

It's an ancient Chinese symbol for the astrological sign of the duck.

 

[SMaturin]

What moves will Whispy Watson make at half time?

Maybe he could move on his son Jobe to hand back the ******* Brownlow medal he won as a convicted drug cheat.

 

[SMaturin]

What moves will Whispy Watson make at half time?

Maybe he could move on his son Jobe to hand back the ******* Brownlow medal he won as a convicted drug cheat.

Fair go, flog.

Jobe makes a lovely soy flat white.

 

[Only Forwards]

It's an ancient Chinese symbol for the astrological sign of the duck.

I thought it was just scribe from every language saying 'I will not f*** my best mates missus'

 

[Gasometer]

Stinks of an IUB thread...

 

[SMaturin]

Leo Barry looks like Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[SMaturin]

Stinks of an IUB thread...

I'm more of a Matthew Capuano man

 

[SMaturin]

Gill doesn't like Stephen Curry. This raises my opinion of Stephen Curry.

 

[SMaturin]

I can't go on. Someone take the baton. I have ice cream to eat.

 

[Gasometer]

I can't go on. Someone take the baton. I have ice cream to eat.

Can't.

Adam and Eve is the Friday night nude doco on SBS atm...

 

[dus]

Well done!!!

Sure got a chuckle out of me.

/ thread