Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Wojcinski]

Given up already? Not sure the Geelong sewers can handle the overload they would be getting this week. #freekickhawthorn

Location:
Geelong

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

The wet favors the Hawks, removes our aerial dominace, and helps their chipscab small forwards as well as increasing the opportunities for Duckpoo, Duckcily and Duckuest to duck their way to cheap goals.

Umpire Hawfvic will have a field day.

24 hours out and you already have your lame excuses for losing ready to go.

 

[DanWA]

24 hours out and you already have your lame excuses for losing ready to go.

I am just looking forward to see if Bruce commentates and how many times he froths over Thyril

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

I am just looking forward to see if Bruce commentates and how many times he froths over Thyril

Hope he's saved enough goo for Friday nite, Sizzle is that good that he'll kick 8 from 6 possessions

 

[Gunstall555]

I'm looking forward to Geelong being given a 5 goal advantage in general play due to umpiring, but Hawthorn kicking the winning goal from a line ball, but ultimately correct umpiring decision after the siren and bigfooty exploding.

 

[Wojcinski]

I'm looking forward to Hawthorn being given a 5 goal advantage in general play due to Stevic, but Geelong still winning comfortably while Hodge, Lewis and Mitchell run around trying to snipe Geelong's players without MRP repercussion and bigfooty exploding.

EFA

 

[DanWA]

NickCC, yours is much more accurate than the original

 

[Gunstall555]

EFA

That was pretty funny

 

[Westy Bogan]

Poor Cats. Finish above the Hawks and have to play on their home ground.

Now it rains and brings in their smalls and their ducking in front of goal.

Plus Freekickhawthorn

Not sure Geelong will ever get over this loss.

 

[Paul007]

Poor Cats. Finish above the Hawks and have to play on their home ground.

Now it rains and brings in their smalls and their ducking in front of goal.

Plus Freekickhawthorn

Not sure Geelong will ever get over this loss.

They haven't got over 1989, pretty much in tears since Lethal's gentle love tap knocked out Neville "Squealer" Bruns in 1985 really.

#freekickhawthorn

 

[Paul Kersey]

 

[11sjw]

But he'll have to share it with Cotchin, which means Mitchell and Cotchin are considered equals..

with Bartel on one each

 

[William Wonka]

They haven't got over 1989, pretty much in tears since Lethal's gentle love tap knocked out Neville "Squealer" Bruns in 1985 really.

#freekickhawthorn

Ahh Bruns.
A cat a rat and a dog all in one.

 

[Wojcinski]

with Bartel on one each

No Bartel won his solo in 2007. Mitchell and Cotchin would be sharing the 2012 Brownlow (lol)

 

[William Wonka]

No Bartel won his solo in 2007. Mitchell and Cotchin would be sharing the 2012 Brownlow (lol)

So Cotchin was better than Bartel when Bartel was at the height of his career?

 

[Wojcinski]

So Cotchin was better than Bartel when Bartel was at the height of his career?

in 2007? No what makes you say that?

 

[Packedlunch]

The wet favors the Hawks, removes our aerial dominace, and helps their chipscab small forwards as well as increasing the opportunities for Duckpoo, Duckcily and Duckuest to duck their way to cheap goals.

Umpire Hawfvic will have a field day.

 

[H2F]

If it rains enough Duckwood will just swim around like the actual duck he is ...

 

[11sjw]

No Bartel won his solo in 2007. Mitchell and Cotchin would be sharing the 2012 Brownlow (lol)

So you don't rate the Brownlow that Goodes shared with others and Bartel is now better than them as well?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Stevic selected again for a Hawthorn game.

 

[Wojcinski]

So you don't rate the Brownlow that Goodes shared with others and Bartel is now better than them as well?

Did Goodes share his with Cotchin too?

 

[Wojcinski]

If it rains enough Duckwood will just swim around like the actual duck he is ...

Duckily & Duckopolo will join him in a fun little swim together and we'll all take pictures of them like doting parents of cute little toddler ducks

 

[11sjw]

Did Goodes share his with Cotchin too?

No, but he shared one.

 

[Wojcinski]

No, but he shared one.

Then his brownlow is obviously more worthy than Mitchell's tied with Cotchin for second place

 

[Nuggets73]

The wet favors the Hawks, removes our aerial dominance, and helps their chipscab small forwards as well as increasing the opportunities for Duckpoo, Duckcily and Duckuest to duck their way to cheap goals.
Umpire Hawfvic will have a field day.

"removes our aerial dominance"

Mate ... Have you got the tent packed yet??? ... You sound a little worried!