Official Match Thread Season 24: Round 4 - Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Underground Stadium

[NaturalDisaster]

I'm putting you on the ignore list. The operation continues...

Walking around Punt Road, you really get the sense of what a professional Qooty organisation they are with state of the art facilities and highly sophisticated training programs.

One noticeable facility is NaturalDisaster's School of Match Thread Posting.

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It piqued my interest enough to pop in a take a quick look. Inside NaturalDisaster spoke in a large auditorium in front of a crowd of roughly 100 rookie Furies prospects frantically noting down the lecture of the league's best match thread poster. I snuck in the back door and listened in...

'...this week we're playing the Swamprats, their captain is Ant Bear. Now what we want to do during the week is to hit him with such devastating, clever banter that he doesn't recover and come back. If there's one thing Swamprats hate, it's being called spammers. Which is why when you see Ant Bear this week, you need to refer to him as Spam Bear - this is effectively a two-for-one move as we are both making fun of his name and calling him a spammer in the same post.'

The audience erupts in applause of this genius move. I try to sneak out quietly but just as I open the door-

'HEY LOOK EVERYONE!' NaturalDisaster exclaimed, 'It's the Furies captain himself, the amazing one-and-only Sterge! Back from the Richmond board so soon skipper?'

'Haha, yeah quiet day over there...' I nervously answered as an entire auditorium of people are now looking at me.

'Since this is such a rare opportunity, would you like to give these prospective Furies rookies some advice?' NaturalDisaster asked.

'I'd love to ND, but that Swamprats spud Cloud_ said had a dig at me the other day and I gotta go put him back in his box.'

'Hey Sterge, there's something different about you today...'

**** did my cover get blown already?

'Love what you've done with the hair mate. Good luck giving Cloud_ a clip over the ear, that guy is just a flog of the highest order.'

'Yep, will do mate, let's smash those pathetic sewer rats!'

I'll remember that this Sunday ND you flog.

I will dismantle you spamcloud_

 

[fumbler]

Well that's a bit harsh. I mean, there's no need to talk about a Hawks player like that. We already know they're a bunch of donkeys for the most part but calling them a sh*tstain is going a bit too far.

Maybe it would suffice to throw them out with the rest of the rubbish.

Either way, it's party time damn it.

In saying that, who the hell let these dancers in?

Ahh my neighbours Nursultan Tuliagby and his zany cousins trying to one up me in the Kazakh Idol.

 

[philreich]

Considering Suddam and Osama are both dead you've probably made the right decision

Well this IS a fantasy forum - let your imagination run wild, given such a situation.....

 

[drazah]

Stevi_Tigers sits down to pee

 

[drazah]

_Cayz_ farts in the car and won't admit to it

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Well this IS a fantasy forum - let your imagination run wild, given such a situation.....

 

[drazah]

joelsyt goes to a kid's party, takes over their pinata hitting, wins, and makes the kids cry

 

[drazah]

rfctigerarmy waits until he's at the front of the line to decide what he wants to order at KFC

 

[drazah]

Helen Wheels likes Nickleback

 

[drazah]

Grockadoc leaves his dirty dishes in the sink all day so his housemate's can't use it

 

[drazah]

Nuffers drives right to the end of the lane when there's roadworks then cuts in front of the cars lining up in the other lane

 

[drazah]

tigland still uses training wheels on his bike

 

[drazah]

footy_fumbler picks up something at the supermarket, then leaves it in a different aisle when he decides he doesn't want it.

 

[drazah]

akkaps is that guy on the train who instead of getting up to let you out, he just moves his legs slightly so you have to slide out awkwardly

 

[drazah]

Michaels overloads the washing machine and things don't get washed properly and then they stink.

 

[drazah]

Tarkyn_24 is that guy who leaves his shopping trolley in the empty parking space next to his car even though there's a trolley return 20 metres away.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Furies sign drazah

Here we go Sterge found our next captain. He's already tagging our team to get them involved

 

[drazah]

Tiger71 eats most of the grapes and just leaves the stems and squished ones in the bowl

 

[drazah]

Furies sign drazah

Here we go Sterge found our next captain. He's already tagging our team to get them involved

Wacky Tiger puts the milk back in the fridge when there's not even enough to make a coffee

 

[drazah]

Shadow Man puts the vegemite knife back in the butter after.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Wacky Tiger puts the milk back in the fridge when there's not even enough to make a coffee

haha i dont drink coffee. Well FUIC is about my coffee limits

 

[drazah]

This Is Anfield doesn't clean up his dog's s**t on the footpath

 

[Sterge]

Furies sign drazah

Here we go Sterge found our next captain. He's already tagging our team to get them involved

He's trying his hardest to break his record for the worst post in bigfooty history...

 

[drazah]

haha i dont drink coffee. Well FUIC is about my coffee limits

You probably used it for your strawberry nesquik

 

[drazah]

Sterge is more insecure than a teenage girl with facial herpes.