Uncle Tony’s House - Grand re opening for S25!

[KohPhi]

You need to come to the Swamprats to learn how to handle your liquor

One day

 

[byebyexenxen]

One day

Really?

 

[Ant Bear]

One day

Waiting list.

 

[TheCoach16]

No I can’t do it !
I typed it out, watered it down and it’s just not good. I read it back and I just can’t put those stories in writing. Without tone and inflection, they just look awful.

I’m sorry guys, I can’t post that stuff. If anyone wants to hear those stories, they’ll have to join us next time for dumplings.

Sorry TL. I just can’t...

 

[byebyexenxen]

Waiting list.

Are you sure there's actually a waiting list?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Tonight at the Cabana, we've got Shepards Pie!

How many pies do you get out of one shepherd?

 

[I Dont Care]

You need to come to the Swamprats to learn how to handle your liquor

Oh..so it's liquor now? When I was there it was just metho and goon sack...now it's all la de dah liquor. I was told money was gone and got paid in bottlecaps...I'm still owed a few huindred bottlecaps at that

 

[I Dont Care]

How many pies do you get out of one shepherd?

...and his dog

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Are you sure there's actually a waiting list?

That's what I was told....

 

[byebyexenxen]

That's what I was told....

Well you won't regret joining them...they will look after you for sure

 

[McEvoy]

Oh..so it's liquor now? When I was there it was just metho and goon sack...now it's all la de dah liquor. I was told money was gone and got paid in bottlecaps...I'm still owed a few huindred bottlecaps at that

We've got classy girls now (stop laughing you bastards!), and we gamble our way to exotic destinations for the end of season trips. And I have a welcoming bosom you can time share with ShaunDuggan. You know you want to....

 

[I Dont Care]

We've got classy girls now (stop laughing you bastards!), and we gamble our way to exotic destinations for the end of season trips. And I have a welcoming bosom you can time share with ShaunDuggan. You know you want to....

Sounds...enticingly enticing

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

No I can’t do it !
I typed it out, watered it down and it’s just not good. I read it back and I just can’t put those stories in writing. Without tone and inflection, they just look awful.

I’m sorry guys, I can’t post that stuff. If anyone wants to hear those stories, they’ll have to join us next time for dumplings.

Sorry TL. I just can’t...

Okay Coach, that is fine and I am sure we will get there one day! Next Thursday we may do tales from Tony. Anyone keen on that??? There are some rippers!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

We've got classy girls now (stop laughing you bastards!), and we gamble our way to exotic destinations for the end of season trips. And I have a welcoming bosom you can time share with ShaunDuggan. You know you want to....

Did someone mention bosoms?? Swampies sign TL15!!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Are you sure there's actually a waiting list?

Yep there are two queues, a near queue and the far queue that I am in!

 

[Ant Bear]

My dog has 2 kennels. One under the verandah near the back door. And the other...when I come out and find her chewing on my shoe, I say "Far kennel!"

And she bolts down to the back corner of the yard and cowers under a bush

 

[KohPhi]

My dog has 2 kennels. One under the verandah near the back door.

Phew.. didn't know where this was going for a second

 

[byebyexenxen]

Did someone mention bosoms?? Swampies sign TL15!!

But you're in the far queue?

 

[Margaret Howe]

Be careful what you wish for, fish whore

I did what I needed to do for science.

 

[I Dont Care]

I did what I needed to do for science.

It took you that long to respond? Nice reflexes

 

[Margaret Howe]

It took you that long to respond? Nice reflexes

Sorry that I have a job and actually contribute to society instead of sitting at home on my tax payer funded chair on my tax payer funded computer using my tax payer funded internet to post on bigfooty.

 

[I Dont Care]

Sorry that I have a job and actually contribute to society instead of sitting at home on my tax payer funded chair on my tax payer funded computer using my tax payer funded internet to post on bigfooty.

Then why aren't you working instead of wasting your time on social media, fish twat?

 

[Margaret Howe]

Then why aren't you working instead of wasting your time on social media, fish twat?

Went and took a shit, which I bet resembled you, and posted on my phone. For someone named I Don't Care, you seem to care quite a lot.

 

[I Dont Care]

Went and took a shit, which I bet resembled you, and posted on my phone. For someone named I Don't Care, you seem to care quite a lot.

That's not my name, Meg. I never apostrophise myself

 

[Damp Squarie]

Phew.. didn't know where this was going for a second

Nor did the dog when the shoe hit him in the bum.