Analysis Hamish, without Andy - The Collectors Edition
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Well there's the problem.
LeCras has a lack of carbohydrates and the clubs doing nothing for one of its premier players.
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Thurs 14/12/17
Dear Diary,
Is the defence a good move for me? I know we are short on half back flankers, maybe that' the right move for me. If I'm going to become a dominte defender then ive gotta shadow the best avaliable. Unfortuanitly Butler retired so I'll have to deal with Captain Cold:
I wanted to watch the EPL last night so no early morning steak out this time.
8AM
Tracked his phone to a cafe in MtHawthorn. Found him sitting at front of a cafe eating smashed ago on toast...what is it with Perth and smashed avo.
8.55AM
Arrived at his first destination. A beautician appointment. I've put on a disguise so I can tail him...
9am
Waxing is first up. Full body wax...ouch
11am
After 3 hours to remove all his hair he's
Straight into the ice bath for recovery.
11.30am
Manicure time...
12.05pm
Quick stop at Subway.
Gluten free bread with just salad...no meat...no toasted...no cookie...
1pm
Arrive at training. Notice him flexing in the changerooms to show off his hairless body..
1.15pm
45s have started.
2pm
Got through them pretty easy. Lecca seemed to have left halfway through...
2.05pm
Says he's heading off for date night with Mr Hurn...
Hmm maybe I'm not too keen on that position anymore...hamish out.
Dear Diary,
Is the defence a good move for me? I know we are short on half back flankers, maybe that' the right move for me. If I'm going to become a dominte defender then ive gotta shadow the best avaliable. Unfortuanitly Butler retired so I'll have to deal with Captain Cold:
I wanted to watch the EPL last night so no early morning steak out this time.
8AM
Tracked his phone to a cafe in MtHawthorn. Found him sitting at front of a cafe eating smashed ago on toast...what is it with Perth and smashed avo.
8.55AM
Arrived at his first destination. A beautician appointment. I've put on a disguise so I can tail him...
9am
Waxing is first up. Full body wax...ouch
11am
After 3 hours to remove all his hair he's
Straight into the ice bath for recovery.
11.30am
Manicure time...
12.05pm
Quick stop at Subway.
Gluten free bread with just salad...no meat...no toasted...no cookie...
1pm
Arrive at training. Notice him flexing in the changerooms to show off his hairless body..
1.15pm
45s have started.
2pm
Got through them pretty easy. Lecca seemed to have left halfway through...
2.05pm
Says he's heading off for date night with Mr Hurn...
Hmm maybe I'm not too keen on that position anymore...hamish out.
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