Oppo Camp Non-Essendon Football Thread XIII

[jmoo wan]

anyone want to teach that chief dude how to multi-quote?

bloody noob.

 

[DapperJong]

I can’t wait for the day when Jeff finally disappears up his own backside. He encapsulates everything that makes me hate Hawthorne (except for his work with beyond blue).

You gotta do something to hide the fact that you're literally a Disney villain.

 

[Zach Package]

The hype around the Friday night blockbuster continues to build, just seen a bloke in a suit walking along the promenade from Southern Cross towards the ground and then just completely lose it all of a sudden and vomit into a trash can.

An allegory wrapped in a metaphor wrapped in a number one draft pick

 

[boncer34]

Am I the only one that doesn't really care its St Kilda v Carlton?

Its Friday night. Put Gold Coast v GWS on and I'd still watch

 

[CBombers17]

How far back would you need to since Saints/Carlton has been a big game? 96?

 

[Beerfish]

I won't be tuning in. Would rather watch Rupaul's Drag Race.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Wouldn't surprise me if Carlton cause an upset

 

[faible]

I went with Cripps as my VC in Supercoach.. i'll be watching to see if he goes beastmode.

 

[Doss]

How far back would you need to since Saints/Carlton has been a big game? 96?

2009-11, there were some decent contests in that time.

St Kilda won 12 games in a row against them from 2002-09 though.

 

[Zach Package]

there was also that time where Pagan thought it was a good idea to play Fev on Gehrig and they lost by 20 goals

 

[AcuteWhistle]

Zacha trying to do his best with the pregame tonight but it is what it is...crip fight!

Blockbuster here I come.

 

[AcuteWhistle]

Chist, what are Carlton wearing?

 

[TheGrizz]

Jed Lamb with an eye gouge.

He must be a hoot at parties.....

 

[AcuteWhistle]

Is this their away jumper???

 

[AcuteWhistle]

What are the patches on their backsides for?

 

[AcuteWhistle]

This is worse than that shit we wore for a couple seasons there

 

[hotkorma]

What are the patches on their backsides for?

Stamp tramp

 

[Beerfish]

What are the patches on their backsides for?

It's to wipe the sweat from their overworked palms.

 

[hotkorma]

Jed Lamb with an eye gouge.

He must be a hoot at parties.....

Helps to get people blind though.

 

[Lore]

 

[Zach Package]

Jed Lamb with an eye gouge.

He must be a hoot at parties.....

It’s actually how he’s made it onto an afl list, gouged the eyes of the recruiters at 3 afl clubs and used their brief blindness to help him masquerade as an AFL footballer

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

Subtle difference - his head didn’t smash into the turf.

 

[boncer34]

You can't actually think its similar. He lands on top of the bloke tackling him.

 

[boncer34]

Jeez Curnow has talent

 

[Beerfish]

Jeez Curnow has talent

Yeah Ed's amazing.